Yo Satan I am super sorry that I still haven't made a wishlist post and all you have is last year's post and an Amazon list
I was going to fix that but they just gave me oxy and Dilaudid and I don't wanna end up with a wishlist post of Bad Dragon inspired items that seemed funny at the time or whatever
damn it jill you shouldn't have!
edit: I had left the gift code visible, but it was already redeemed, but eh may as well make it cleaner
of course, while this is awesome it further confounds me in the process of doing the chains. just what satan would want... I'm starting to feel like Jacob Marley here, am I rite?
lonelyahavaCall me Ahava ~~She/Her~~Move to New ZealandRegistered Userregular
well, I've got the petting of the cat thing down. Although the stupid cat scared me with it's "i'm going to lay down in the sun now" and looking all dead.
I ended up googling "do I have to feed the stardew valley cat?!!?" cause there was no instructions.
I'm enjoying the farming, although I lost an entire field of cauliflower and beans when the seasons changed. I was very very unimpressed.
So it was dark gifts from Satan that were at the post office!
Violin Concerto in D Major is one of my favourite things, and now I not only have it on CD, I have it on SUPER AUDIO CD. This is helpful as my car is an old thing that does not do bluetooth or fancy technology. I've seen The Room, and it will be interesting to see how the hell that movie got made.
Thanks mystery Satan!
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This weekend I found out that dashing forum gentleman @Veldrin and his lady were in Singapore! (Coincidentally so is @Aphostile but he has bailed on cocktail hour on me TWO DAYS IN A ROW, I WILL THROW THIS SHADE AND REGRET NOTHING.)
To that first piece of news I was like, "Whoa, that's rad, you should definitely maybe hang out if you have time, and aren't freaked out by internet people!" And he said "Maybe Monday!" And I said (paraphrasing), "Monday is a day on which I have SO MANY PLANS because of my THRILLING LIFE but I can probably definitely free up the entirety of my Monday outside of work, yeah."
There was some backing and forthing on locations and times, but after confirming that he would be able to meet Haechi as well by doing so, he met me at the train by my apartment.
Little did I know that by extending this dog-patting invitation, I was inviting Satan in through the front door.
His actual words when we met up at the MRT were something like, "This actually worked out really well, because when I saw who my Satanee was..." as he waved a floral print tote bag at me. I did not at first understand what this meant. Because WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
Satan shuns the typical sack of toys in favor of reusable purple and pink polyester. There were two wrapped packages inside! I didn't take pictures because I WAS VERY EXCITED. Upon shredding the fancy paper of the first package, I found the best type of present... whiskey.
I haven't had this one before because I am just a wee babby on the Scotch scene, but I am EXCITED! @Usagi said she likes it the best. Huzzah!
And inside the second package was THE OTHER BEST TYPE OF PRESENT!
BOOKS! These were all three on my wishlist and I'm super duper excited to read them. Especially People Who Eat Darkness and the Corpse Exhibition. Gosh I love books. I even like the way they smell. I did not smell these books because when I first meet people I try to pretend I'm a normal, but I bet they smell good too.
Then we met up with Veldrin's lady (who is also rad) and almost hugged a lot of plastic squawky chickens, but didn't, the end.
Happy Satanmas, Every One! And thank you, Veldrin! I love Secret Satans!
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I haven't ordered anything lately, so there is one answer: Satan!
It's a pretty good size package so I really have no idea of what's in this thing.
@Goose! this is huge. I've been stuck in my head because of job hunting reasons, and this is the perfect way of getting me out of it. I really cannot thank you enough for this man.
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Violin Concerto in D Major is one of my favourite things, and now I not only have it on CD, I have it on SUPER AUDIO CD. This is helpful as my car is an old thing that does not do bluetooth or fancy technology. I've seen The Room, and it will be interesting to see how the hell that movie got made.
Thanks mystery Satan!
This is one of the funniest books I ever read
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@Skeith maybe just blot out the label in that first picture, just to be on the safe side, please.
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I was going to fix that but they just gave me oxy and Dilaudid and I don't wanna end up with a wishlist post of Bad Dragon inspired items that seemed funny at the time or whatever
edit: I had left the gift code visible, but it was already redeemed, but eh may as well make it cleaner
of course, while this is awesome it further confounds me in the process of doing the chains. just what satan would want... I'm starting to feel like Jacob Marley here, am I rite?
So far Christmas is going great.
yo
As soon as I get it, I'll send it out
It's not even December yet, don't stress!
A list of things, should you be of the gifting persuasion
I'm usually way better at getting this knocked out and doing a preemptive cheer strike!
You'll get your awesome stuff in December and like it, thank you very much.
Warmest regards,
Me
But is rather sleepy cause Brolo was mean and got me Stardew Valley and I've been playing it and OOPS it's 1am.
It's me, I'm the irresponsible parent you've all heard about.
To be fair though, babby slept in until 9am. so I technically got 8 hours sleep.
But hey, I got my chicken coop built!
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BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY WHO ARE YOU ROMANCING
...
Is that a thing I'm supposed to be doing?
I'm too busy cutting down trees and breaking up small rocks!
And apparently looking for a pair of shorts?
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pet cool cats, smooch cute girls
also sometimes farm
you know
if you must
I ended up googling "do I have to feed the stardew valley cat?!!?" cause there was no instructions.
I'm enjoying the farming, although I lost an entire field of cauliflower and beans when the seasons changed. I was very very unimpressed.
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If you're wandering around without shorts on, you're romancing someone.
Send him a message!
@Keith
Whoever you are. :P
Violin Concerto in D Major is one of my favourite things, and now I not only have it on CD, I have it on SUPER AUDIO CD. This is helpful as my car is an old thing that does not do bluetooth or fancy technology. I've seen The Room, and it will be interesting to see how the hell that movie got made.
Thanks mystery Satan!
To that first piece of news I was like, "Whoa, that's rad, you should definitely maybe hang out if you have time, and aren't freaked out by internet people!" And he said "Maybe Monday!" And I said (paraphrasing), "Monday is a day on which I have SO MANY PLANS because of my THRILLING LIFE but I can probably definitely free up the entirety of my Monday outside of work, yeah."
There was some backing and forthing on locations and times, but after confirming that he would be able to meet Haechi as well by doing so, he met me at the train by my apartment.
Little did I know that by extending this dog-patting invitation, I was inviting Satan in through the front door.
His actual words when we met up at the MRT were something like, "This actually worked out really well, because when I saw who my Satanee was..." as he waved a floral print tote bag at me. I did not at first understand what this meant. Because WHAT ARE THE ODDS.
Satan shuns the typical sack of toys in favor of reusable purple and pink polyester. There were two wrapped packages inside! I didn't take pictures because I WAS VERY EXCITED. Upon shredding the fancy paper of the first package, I found the best type of present... whiskey.
I haven't had this one before because I am just a wee babby on the Scotch scene, but I am EXCITED! @Usagi said she likes it the best. Huzzah!
And inside the second package was THE OTHER BEST TYPE OF PRESENT!
BOOKS! These were all three on my wishlist and I'm super duper excited to read them. Especially People Who Eat Darkness and the Corpse Exhibition. Gosh I love books. I even like the way they smell. I did not smell these books because when I first meet people I try to pretend I'm a normal, but I bet they smell good too.
Then we met up with Veldrin's lady (who is also rad) and almost hugged a lot of plastic squawky chickens, but didn't, the end.
Happy Satanmas, Every One! And thank you, Veldrin! I love Secret Satans!
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
I haven't ordered anything lately, so there is one answer: Satan!
It's a pretty good size package so I really have no idea of what's in this thing.
@Goose! this is huge. I've been stuck in my head because of job hunting reasons, and this is the perfect way of getting me out of it. I really cannot thank you enough for this man.
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"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
This is one of the funniest books I ever read
I was happy to get the surge protector early, though, since it meant I could hook up, plug in, and try out my new sound bar sooner.
Done
Note says it isn't Sagat, but if that's the case I have zero idea who it is.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
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Shadow's face is killing meeee