Fucking hell if you view ladies as objects with which to get back at other men, like i dunno, equivalent to slashing their tires or whatnot, then you are a fucking misogynist.
And you want to talk about personal fucking responsibility? How about the personal responsibility of knowing that when two people are in a relationship you might have the intelligence to keep your dick in your pants and not in the cheating lady who is eschewing her responsibility by fucking cheating? When you say "Oh it's not my fault what am I supposed to do when a naked lady walked into my room and asks for it" you could display your OWN self-control. What am I supposed to do when a naked dude walks into my room and asks for it? Shit. I say no, no matter how goddamn horny I am. The idea that men just caaaan't controool themselves is a bullshit stereotype, because they can. Using that as an excuse is pathetic.
I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.
One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
Probably because you guys treated sleeping with her as some kind of prize. :P
Queue Jasmine: "I am not a prize to be won!"
We've actually all been friends since the beginning of college so it really wasn't as weird as it sounds. She thought it was funny.
I spent all night giving her crap: "____, can we spoon? Just for a second? I won't get excited, I promise.", "Do you remember that time I passed out on your couch freshman year? This is like that except when you wake up in the morning I'll be nibbling your ear instead of throwing up on your floor.", etc.
Couches really aren't that bad to sleep on, in fact I kinda prefer them to beds (though to be fair one time I managed to fall asleep on a concrete floor at work). They give you more back support usually. Hell floors aren't so bad so long as you've got a pillow and sleeping bag.
We've actually all been friends since the beginning of college so it really wasn't as weird as it sounds. She thought it was funny.
I spent all night giving her crap: "____, can we spoon? Just for a second? I won't get excited, I promise.", "Do you remember that time I passed out on your couch freshman year? This is like that except when you wake up in the morning I'll be nibbling your ear instead of throwing up in your floor.", etc.
I have definitely slept in girls beds with absolutely nothing happening.
One time some friends and I were on a road trip and crashed at this girl's place we are friends with and she said one of us could sleep with her. I won the rock-paper-scissors tournament to see who got that prize.
She put up a pillow barrier so I wouldn't try to spoon her in the middle of the night.
Just because you made a move didn't mean you were gonna fuck.
Don't give yourself too much credit son.
Oh yeah how about I get a time machine and prove you wrong?
Forget Road Trip or Sex Drive and all that shit
Coming next Autumn
SABS AND THE SEX TIME MACHINE
Based off a short story by Heinlein
Tagline: I am my own father whaaaaaaaaat????
The trailer will include a record wipe sound-effect just after the moment that the guy says
"Holy fuck guys I fucked my mom... AND MY MOM WAS ME TOO"
Although Heinlein's obsession with fathering yourself aside a flick dealing with time travelling for sex could be a pretty great [strike]porno[/strike] dumbass comedy film.
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
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I'm spooning you all, in my head.
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My neck, my back, my FUPA and my crack.
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Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
I sleep with one arm under my head so I don't have that problem.
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
You STROKE and you NUZZLE
it's not rocket surgery
Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
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Forget Road Trip or Sex Drive and all that shit
Coming next Autumn
SABS AND THE SEX TIME MACHINE
Based off a short story by Heinlein
Fixed.
We've actually all been friends since the beginning of college so it really wasn't as weird as it sounds. She thought it was funny.
I spent all night giving her crap: "____, can we spoon? Just for a second? I won't get excited, I promise.", "Do you remember that time I passed out on your couch freshman year? This is like that except when you wake up in the morning I'll be nibbling your ear instead of throwing up on your floor.", etc.
Haha, awesome.
Well I just love people.
I thought I wast he only one
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like I am doing?" *rip out floorboard* "I'm puking IN this mother."
apparently you dont throw up hard enough
Tagline: I am my own father whaaaaaaaaat????
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
I don't throw up period.
I love spooning
I will spoon day and night
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I'm sorry, that's all I could take away from your post.
If you'd stop denying the naked men that walked into your room.
3DS: 2852-6809-9411
The trailer will include a record wipe sound-effect just after the moment that the guy says
"Holy fuck guys I fucked my mom... AND MY MOM WAS ME TOO"
Although Heinlein's obsession with fathering yourself aside a flick dealing with time travelling for sex could be a pretty great [strike]porno[/strike] dumbass comedy film.
NNID: Hakkekage
Spooning is great for like 15-20 minutes until you get to that awkward "what do I do with this arm?" part. I guess if you only have one arm, you can spoon indefinitely.
that sounds uncomfortable
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Obviously the answer is to get sloppy drunk with a room of strangers
then all your dreams will come true....
baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
unce unce unce-unce
it's not rocket surgery
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I sleep with one arm under my head so I don't have that problem.
I'm not driving all the way out there. Settle with the dog:
Better looking than anything else you've slept with.
MAGIC COULD HAVE HAPPENED
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when you spoon you immediately grab a boob and go "HONK!" really loudly
I love dogs.
Not that arm, I know what to do with that arm. It's the arm that you have to lay on or she lays on or you lay your head on....it goes to sleep no matter where you put it.
he's like a living breathing pillow awwwwwww
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