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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Oh yes, Polanski.

    Also, please trim quote trees?

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Using vocal samples as percussion is smart, russ chimes. Very smart.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Burrs?

    In my murika, we drink burrs

    if you don't like it YEW KIN GIT OUT

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT i am having another gout attack

    Oh dang was it the burrs D:

    You know my roommate was gonna ask you about the gout but she forgot to evidently

    her knees hurt after she drinks

    is it a sign?

    Like the sign that she perhaps drinks too much and then sucks too much dick? Yes.

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    He now looks like something between a Romulan and some Hollywood idea of Japanese.

    It's funny.

    Yeah, the Bond-san stuff is fairly silly, but You Only Live Twice has some great bits in it. The volcano lair, Donald Pleasance as Blofeld, Little Nellie, a great score and of course ninjas!

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    hahaha real good big dick.

    good times.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
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    Honk wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Motorboats are inferior to sailing yachts

    they are only good for sort-of-shitty weather

    If the weather is fine, why hurry? Just turn off the engine, put up the sails and just chill out, we'll arrive when we arrive

    But if it isn't, sailing vessels can handle just fine the kind of weather you'd have to be insane to go out in in a motor boat

    You are correct and I use basically these same reasons to argue why Zeppelins are superior to airplanes. :lol:

    edit: Though Zeppelins obviously have engines, but you know... They're more fun.

    Sail boats have engines too. Zeppelins are way superior to jets.

    Like, I hate flying for over an hour. The food is the worst it is possible to be, it's cramped, it's uncomfortable, there's bitch who won't strangle her kid no matter the decibel output, it all feels like fat american tourist in a hawaii shirt

    zeppelins were flying luxury hotels, godamnit

    and notice I didn't include "in comparison to modern commercial jets"

    they were better than most hotels today
    Go Amtrak. Get a room with the fold-down beds. It takes 5 times as long as a flight, and probably costs 3 times as much, but man, it's glorious.

    I'm in Norway. Going to the capital is a 45-minute flight, a 9 hour train trip.

    Going to denmark or britain is also about 45 minutes from here if it's a direct flight, while going by sea takes maybe a day

    so, much much more than five times as long. But it is cheaper though.
    I wish it were cheaper here to take the train long distances. Having actual commuter rail in Chicago is so nice, just getting to sit and zone out for an hour on the way to work.

    what are long distances? the US is ridicolously huge compared to Norway, but alot of it is way more traversable

    that the railroad kinda follows the coastline, but was built far enough from the coast to be safe from bombardment from the sea does not help things, since there's fuck all that far into the country
    Like from Chicago to New York. It's about a 20 hour trip, and a room with two beds is $668. It includes 3 meals though.

    Chicago and New York are 1104 km from each other as the bird flies and it takes 20 hours

    EDIT: Holy shit expensive, $668?!

    Stavanger and Oslo are 300 km from each other and it takes 9. Your trip is almost twice as fast.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Just so everyone is on the know on this:

    There were Zeppelin aircraft carriers! We were this close to actually living in a steampunk world. And it was all taken away from us.

    Why is it all of a sudden I think that Gadget from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers was steampunk?

    Fuck. I had to GIS who Gadget was and now I know that rule #34 applies to her as well. Dammit.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Like from Chicago to New York. It's about a 20 hour trip, and a room with two beds is $668. It includes 3 meals though.

    Is there a lounge wagon where they serve whiskey and my monocle and high hat is not bad form? Because I would totally go on that trip if there was.
    There is a bar car, yeah. I think it's BYO-Monacle though. That $668 is one way, too. Round trip for 2 adults is almost $1700 with a bedroom.

    You can always just get a single seat to sit in for those 20+ hours each way for around $300 round trip.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    So when did you wake up, Sarks? :P

    Ten of nine or so.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    Burrs?

    In my murika, we drink burrs

    if you don't like it YEW KIN GIT OUT

    Ah, savvy.

    I thought it was some retarded new abbreviation for burritos or something at first.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Just so everyone is on the know on this:

    There were Zeppelin aircraft carriers! We were this close to actually living in a steampunk world. And it was all taken away from us.

    Why is it all of a sudden I think that Gadget from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers was steampunk?

    Fuck. I had to GIS who Gadget was and now I know that rule #34 applies to her as well. Dammit.

    Ahahahahahaha! :lol:

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT i am having another gout attack

    Oh dang was it the burrs D:

    You know my roommate was gonna ask you about the gout but she forgot to evidently

    her knees hurt after she drinks

    is it a sign?
    my knees sometimes hurt after i drink, so ask her to research it and to be careful

    i didn't even drink a lot. i had like 2 and a half beers.

    i'm really pissed. i've been taking inflammation reducers like crazy like my doctor said to do and drinking prune juice. so far it seems not that bad.

    but we'll see.

    ugh.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    Just so everyone is on the know on this:

    There were Zeppelin aircraft carriers! We were this close to actually living in a steampunk world. And it was all taken away from us.

    Why is it all of a sudden I think that Gadget from Chip 'n Dale's Rescue Rangers was steampunk?

    Fuck. I had to GIS who Gadget was and now I know that rule #34 applies to her as well. Dammit.

    Dude there is like a 200 page rule #34 comic about her that has been posted in these parts before.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT i am having another gout attack

    Oh dang was it the burrs D:

    You know my roommate was gonna ask you about the gout but she forgot to evidently

    her knees hurt after she drinks

    is it a sign?

    Like the sign that she perhaps drinks too much and then sucks too much dick? Yes.

    hahahaha

    She does sexile me all the damn time

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Passerbye wrote: »
    Oh yes, Polanski.

    Also, please trim quote trees?

    Quote trees are for sophisticated people.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I want proper high speed rail in the UK.

    Basically I want to be able to get on a Eurostar at Birmingham New Street. Also Glasgow->London time of 2 hours would be nice.

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    posting this again because it's so awesome

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYT_jJgRTjc

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    GonmunGonmun He keeps kickin' me in the dickRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    Well, there is that main artery in the thigh...though it would take at least a few seconds from blood loss.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Passerbye wrote: »

    Ummm....

    SO DO I

    I CAN JUDGE WHOEVER I DAMN WELL WANT TO

    CAN I COME WITH YOU?

    ALSO, WHO ARE YOU REFERENCING?

    POLANSKI WHO DRUGGED AND RAPED A MINOR BUT CANNOT BE JUDGED BECAUSE HE MAKES GREAT ART AND WAS ALSO IN FRANCE BUT THE SWISS WOULD HAVE NONE OF IT SO NOW HE'S GONNA GET RAPED BY THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM

    THANK YOU

    THINK NOTHING OF IT MADAM

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    shattered the femur, hurt like what, guy died like a bitch

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Japan, I'm returning the favor in one fell swoop.

    <3Sleepy bed-head Dyr holding Toby<3

    000ssfk0

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    There is a massive artery or vein there, so that's pretty realistic.

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passers I am really late to the party but hi5 for the Pratchett reference, Granny has an excellent view of religion.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I feel as though Toby wants me to take his hand and plant a gentle kiss upon it.

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    japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    There is a massive artery or vein there, so that's pretty realistic.

    They wouldn't die soundlessly without a drop of blood, though.

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Honk wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    There is a massive artery or vein there, so that's pretty realistic.

    But like, dead in two seconds? and no blood?

    I have my doubts.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I feel as though Toby wants me to take his hand and plant a gentle kiss upon it.

    KING TOBY DEMANDS YOUR AFFECTION! KISS OUR RING!

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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2009
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    I like the scene in YOLT where Connery runs across a rooftop punching henchmen out with one blow each while a gorgeous theme tune plays in the background. The camera pulls back and it's one continuous shot of wonderful silliness.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Gonmun wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    Well, there is that main artery in the thigh...though it would take at least a few seconds from blood loss.

    Which probably was sheer coincidence. The only way to have someone die instantly is to sever the brain stem, I think. It takes a long time even if you've got a large hole in the side of your head.

    In remember an interview with a veteran of some war, and the reporter asked him something about his strongest impression of war

    "We, I dunno, we expected them to die when we shot them. But they didn't. They laid there screaming or moaning for what felt like ages."

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Look I died once when I got stabbed in the thigh so I'd appreciate it if we could change topics, I'm feeling faint.

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    MikeMan wrote: »
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    also: GODFUCKINGDAMNIT i am having another gout attack

    Oh dang was it the burrs D:

    You know my roommate was gonna ask you about the gout but she forgot to evidently

    her knees hurt after she drinks

    is it a sign?
    my knees sometimes hurt after i drink, so ask her to research it and to be careful

    i didn't even drink a lot. i had like 2 and a half beers.

    i'm really pissed. i've been taking inflammation reducers like crazy like my doctor said to do and drinking prune juice. so far it seems not that bad.

    but we'll see.

    ugh.
    Yeah also her family has a history of arthritis and high blood pressure...

    And aww :( feel better!

    Sarks: And you just left without sayin' goodbye! I'M SO OFFENDED

    nah that's ok i was knocked out

    how was the drive back

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    PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Passers I am really late to the party but hi5 for the Pratchett reference, Granny has an excellent view of religion.

    :^:
    Inquisitor wrote: »
    I feel as though Toby wants me to take his hand and plant a gentle kiss upon it.

    He likes to think of himself as the King of the Household. He has this certain way of sitting that Dyr and I have decided is his 'regal' pose, it's very regal.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2009
    japan wrote: »
    Honk wrote: »
    BobCesca wrote: »
    How in the hell did Bond just kill someone instantly when stabbing them in the thigh?

    Realism, people, have you never heard of it?!

    There is a massive artery or vein there, so that's pretty realistic.

    They wouldn't die soundlessly without a drop of blood, though.

    Well no that's pretty silly then. Maybe he was a robot and Bond cut his wiring? :P

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    HakkekageHakkekage Space Whore Academy summa cum laudeRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    KITTY

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    PowerpuppiesPowerpuppies drinking coffee in the mountain cabinRegistered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Man what the fuck. Playing Civ IV, was doing well but Mansa Musa was pulling ahead of me tech-wise and I couldn't catch him, so I loaded a bunch of marines on boats and started razing all his coastal cities (moron had no navy). I've blown up like half his empire, now have the highest score, and my battleships cruise the high seas at their leisure. Some historian completes his great work, the most powerful civilizations of the world, and I come out ranked number FIVE. Of seven. Mansa Musa is ranked number 2.

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    InquisitorInquisitor Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    I wonder if I shall get my old job back.

    Would certainly be interesting.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    You don't die in two seconds unless you get vaporised in those two seconds

    there is no part of your body that won't survive two seconds outside of your body

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    PodlyPodly you unzipped me! it's all coming back! i don't like it!Registered User regular
    edited October 2009
    Hakkekage wrote: »
    Sarks: And you just left without sayin' goodbye! I'M SO OFFENDED

    nah that's ok i was knocked [strike]up[/strike] out

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