Something drastic needs to be done, and done immediately, but I really don't know what exactly to do.
do your best to phase out this perspective, because it won't help
and being a fat dude in a yoga class and/or being bad at yoga is something nobody there cares about, so if you can get past your own issues and actually want to be there, you'll be fine
yoga-goers are like the friendliest, hippiest folk there are
then a couple years later i saw him at uni and before i recognised him properly he was already yelling out rufio at me and i was like 'no. you are doing it wrong. you are rufio. bye'
Something drastic needs to be done, and done immediately, but I really don't know what exactly to do.
do your best to phase out this perspective, because it won't help
Man, I ain't tryin' to shoot shit down or anything, it's just that I am an impatient dude to begin with and this shit has been going on for so long already.
DE?AD if you go to one of those classes the only advice I would give you is to rope one of your friends into doing it with you. Wingmen are a good source of instant confidence.
Also, puff out your body hair to appear larger and wait for your muzzle to turn red and blue. At the same time your buttocks should swell and turn blue and red as well.
Does this mean no one in the last 30 years has been allowed to enjoy Polanski's movies too? I don't give a fuck what the dude is if he makes funny webcomics.
You know whose paintings you might enjoy?
HITLERS.
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I mean I want to come in here and shout about my sexual conquests but now I can't because its sadder than a homeless clown who can't take his red nose off because frostbite claimed his original visage.
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A homeless clown with no nose isn't sad, Volu.
It is absolutely terrifying.
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there was a kid at my school who looked like rufio so i always did this when i saw him
and he was in the year below so i dont know what his real name was or if he even had a name
maybe his name really was rufio
do your best to phase out this perspective, because it won't help
and being a fat dude in a yoga class and/or being bad at yoga is something nobody there cares about, so if you can get past your own issues and actually want to be there, you'll be fine
yoga-goers are like the friendliest, hippiest folk there are
could he fight?
could he fly?
could he crow?
Man, I ain't tryin' to shoot shit down or anything, it's just that I am an impatient dude to begin with and this shit has been going on for so long already.
DE?AD if you go to one of those classes the only advice I would give you is to rope one of your friends into doing it with you. Wingmen are a good source of instant confidence.
Bonus points for a female friend.
Think I'm gonna need to rely on my female friends.
he got me a free kate beaton sketch
he can do anything
Well he already has those pilot goggles and everything
dang
pretty much he needs to fall out of love with someone and not give a fuck
then he needs to make a group of friends, not close friends, but people who hang out, people who drink.
then he needs to start going out with maybe a couple of people and starting conversations with strangers..
he needs to talk to girls on the train
he needs to smile, the alpha male always smiles.
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
It is utterly baffling to me.
This thread is the worst.
Also, puff out your body hair to appear larger and wait for your muzzle to turn red and blue. At the same time your buttocks should swell and turn blue and red as well.
There are many things that are the worst.
Ahem:
you try, and you most definitely fail
then you try again with someone new
This is where I'm at.
This is a thing I'm doin'.
Inquiring minds want to know.
Chick in new orleans?
No.
Only made out with her.
Dead I have not given you any advice
Checking out at the grocery store? Whip your cock out.
Renting porn from the video store? Whip your cock out.
Riding public transportation? Whip your cock out.
Its a great way to meet the ladies.
what if this looks like you are taken
MOVIE CHICK
Also no. She forgot saturday was homecoming so we went and danced.
hey I got a girl's number in the gum aisle that day
the big gum aisle
of my dreams
In random order.
good
unless his advice is bad
and then swordfights, quit it
hows about
unjailing me 15 hours early
its my birthdaaayyy
Public transportation in California. Pfff.
It is absolutely terrifying.
"Sandra has a good solid anti-murderer vibe. My skin felt very secure and sufficiently attached to my body when I met her. Also my organs." HAIL SATAN
ROBIN FALLS
WHO KNEW
smoking after lectures and outside libraries you see the same people all the time and everyone eventually needs to bum a smoke or a light