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skull man is literally pimping us [regerlar or innernetdating thread]

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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Skull Man wrote: »
    doggs just talk to women you meet in your life

    you will be amazed at the result

    8-)

    Kovak on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kovak didn't you have a three-way with some arty chicks at some point

    what website did you meet them on???

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.

    Why thank you.

    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

    It's cropped a bit funny on your main page but that's about it, it's fine on the picture page. I like the second one better though.

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    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Kovak wrote: »
    Skull Man wrote: »
    doggs just talk to women you meet in your life

    you will be amazed at the result

    8-)

    i would but there no pussy around here and i'm not big on the statutory rape right now

    give me a few years and i'll get back to you on that

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm a perfect princess buy me things
    01032.jpg

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Well, here's my terrible thing.

    you need a picture and to actually talk about how awesome of an arteest you are

    Usagi on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i was gonna make a profile, but everything about my face makes me vomit. i am vomiting right now.

    Metzger Meister on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    man nah aint had no three ways

    although i guess if i really wanted to i'd just have to ask some arty chicks i know

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh hey I haven't changed anything on mine since the last time we had one of these threads

    thank you SE for helping me solicit Connecticut weirdos

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    kovak, isn't every bout of coitus kinda like a three-way what with your nose watching and all?

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    oh hey I haven't changed anything on mine since the last time we had one of these threads

    thank you SE for helping me solicit Connecticut weirdos

    81% Match 80% Friend <3

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

    As a guy who knows you to be an pretty okay and upstanding dude, and who routinely hangs out with you, the picture makes me want to punch you. Just straight up punch you. I find it intolerably smug.

    It might just be me.

    Usagi: ...but I am not actually an awesome artist, and this is the only picture I have of myself (nobody click on it).

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    oh hey I haven't changed anything on mine since the last time we had one of these threads

    thank you SE for helping me solicit Connecticut weirdos

    81% Match 80% Friend <3

    hell yeah!

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Well, here's my terrible thing.

    We are 27% enemy.

    NotASenator on
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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I sent an edit to cut two sentences out of your self-description, DE?AD

    just a little streamlining is all

    and seriously

    get a picture

    you won't get anywhere without one

    your "what people first notice" is great, though

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    Robos A Go GoRobos A Go Go Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Yeah, I feel like I can't make a profile because I'm unemployed right now and don't have any photos of me doing fun things. I'm pretty sure a job and photos showing how fun you are are prerequisites for getting replies.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Well, here's my terrible thing.

    We are 27% enemy.

    Latent animosity is what keeps a marriage interesting.

    DE?AD on
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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.

    Why thank you.

    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

    why?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD I still think you should write something about your art because ladies love arty guys in the same way they love musicians

    also, you need to smile ok? pleeeeeease?

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh yeah back when i DID have a profile i got a message from a fucking stanist.

    like, a full-on laveyan satanist.

    and it was weird cuz she was cute.

    Metzger Meister on
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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    26% Enemy with Kovak, that's the highest I think I've seen. Why do you hate me Kovak :(

    VisionOfClarity on
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    AgentofOrangeAgentofOrange Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    AgentofOrange on
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    BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    i'm mulling shit like this over

    anyone have moderate success using this shit?

    i've had a 4 and an 11 month relationship and a lots of short term dating through lava in the last 2 1/2 years
    i definitely recommend it

    Bayesian on
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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    DE?AD I still think you should write something about your art because ladies love arty guys in the same way they love musicians

    also, you need to smile ok? pleeeeeease?

    I do not know what is going on in that picture. I'm not a full-tooth smiler, but, I mean, I at least usually try to hide the crushing loneliness behind a faint smile.

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    Get rid of the first three photos, they're not nearly as good as any of the others. #4 is a good front-page pic, though.

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    TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    oh yeah back when i DID have a profile i got a message from a fucking stanist.

    like, a full-on laveyan satanist.

    and it was weird cuz she was cute.

    Do you know what Satanism is about? I'll give you a hint and tell you it's not Satan.

    Tossrock on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    Alright, time to shame myself.

    I'd be surprised if you didn't get ladies with this.

    Why thank you.

    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

    why?
    DE?AD wrote: »
    As a guy who knows you to be an pretty okay and upstanding dude, and who routinely hangs out with you, the picture makes me want to punch you. Just straight up punch you. I find it intolerably smug.

    It might just be me.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    You cropped the picture for your main page very well, it makes your eyes stand out a lot.

    VisionOfClarity on
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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I told DE?AD to draw himself a picture, but it wasn't very flattering

    Just make yourself look welcoming, like a blond fuzzy bear

    AMP'd on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    DE?AD wrote: »
    Dubh wrote: »
    DE?AD has been complaining about my profile picture nonstop.

    As a guy who knows you to be an pretty okay and upstanding dude, and who routinely hangs out with you, the picture makes me want to punch you. Just straight up punch you. I find it intolerably smug.

    It might just be me.

    Usagi: ...but I am not actually an awesome artist, and this is the only picture I have of myself (nobody click on it).

    yeah except you are an awesome artist, your forum battle entries were awesomely double-plus great

    Orikaeshigitae on
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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Tossrock wrote: »
    oh yeah back when i DID have a profile i got a message from a fucking stanist.

    like, a full-on laveyan satanist.

    and it was weird cuz she was cute.

    Do you know what Satanism is about? I'll give you a hint and tell you it's not Satan.

    isn't it all weird hedonism and counter-culture bullshit?


    wait, fuck, what have i done!?

    Metzger Meister on
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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I told DE?AD to draw himself a picture, but it wasn't very flattering

    Just make yourself look welcoming, like a blond fuzzy bear

    Apparently, they don't want drawings on your photo list.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I've been on okaycupid for three years and obtained no value from it.
    Look at me, Ladies, am I really so bad?

    31% Enemy, wow, that's high.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    ...or childhood photos. But whatevs.

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    DE?ADDE?AD Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Okay, I changed the "Things I'm Good At" section to include a begrudging mention of arts.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    awww, I liked the goatee

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    BayesianBayesian Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    NotACrook wrote: »
    Oh, right.

    http://www.okcupid.com/profile/38Simulated/

    I don't have a goatee anymore.

    how long ago were the second, fourth and fifth pictures taken

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    AMP'd wrote: »
    I told DE?AD to draw himself a picture, but it wasn't very flattering

    Just make yourself look welcoming, like a blond fuzzy bear

    you're not allowed to have illustrated pictures of yourself

    #pipe on
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    de?ad you should draw your profile picture

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