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men and women are totally equal and misogynistic jokes aren't the only ones

YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited December 2009 in Social Entropy++
okay you fuckers my foot is down, stop making misogynistic jokes

make other ones though

for example, I have a riddle for you!

Matthew Broderick asks Sarah-Jessica Parker where she wants to have dinner

what did she respond with?
nothing, horses can't talk





so hurry up and tell your dead baby and dick jokes here

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    why did the chicken cross the road

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  • HyperAquaBlastHyperAquaBlast Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Mr. Ed says otherwise.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what's the hardest part about roller blading?
    telling your parents you're gay

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    very disappointed this isn't about Dirty Harry

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Usually something wacky has to happen for me to make a good joke

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What's the difference between a baby and a ham sandwich
    you don't have sex with a sandwich before you eat it

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  • the cheatthe cheat Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2009
    really i thought it was pretty common to fuck your sandwiches before you eat them.

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  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    knock knock?
    who's there?
    9/11
    9/11 who?
    you said you'd never forget

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    two atoms are walking down the road

    one says to the other

    "wait, stop we've got to go back. I've lost an electron somewhere"

    the second atom says, "are you sure?"

    and the first replies



    "yes;







    I'm positive"

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
    Nothing you haven't told her twice already.

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so did you guys know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
    neither did she

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  • -Tal-Tal Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why was the schoolgirl late for chemistry class?
    because her entire family was killed in front of her and she was raped and left to die

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    How do you convert a dishwasher to a snowplow?
    Give the bitch a shovel

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    HILARIOUS

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  • zoom. zip. smash.zoom. zip. smash. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
    There's a clock on the stove.

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Sexist AND racist, real cool unintentional

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  • simosimo Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    zoom. zip. smash. wrote: »
    Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
    There's a clock on the stove.

    this joke only works when charles barkley tells it

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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    misogyny is so funny you guys

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    so three midgets walk under a bar

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    simo wrote: »
    zoom. zip. smash. wrote: »
    Why doesn't a woman need a watch?
    There's a clock on the stove.

    this joke only works when charles barkley tells it

    charles barkley saying anything is funny

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    what's the hardest part about roller blading?
    telling your parents you're gay

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9q30Ce2vwE

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  • The Otaku SuppositoryThe Otaku Suppository Bawstan New EnglandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    KNOCK KNOCK

    who's there?

    Gestapo

    Gestapo wh--VE VILL BE ASKING ZE QUESTIONS HERE!!!

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I thought it was KGB.

    If you're making an Office reference.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    god this thread is the worst

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    what's the difference between men and women?
    women cook for men and clean and make babies and that's it

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    what's the difference between men and women?
    women cook for men and clean and make babies and that's it

    okay, that's it

    brb, changing the thread title

    YaYa on
  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i haven't heard so many bad jokes since becker got cancelled

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    i probably could have come up with something worse than becker

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  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
    Because she was blind

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    i probably could have come up with something worse than becker

    I don't remember that show so it was pretty effective

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  • UnbreakableVowUnbreakableVow Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    My dad loves Becker and I can't figure out why.

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    I'm a fungi!

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    unintentional wrote: »
    Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?
    Because she was blind

    Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's kids?
    Neither has he.

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  • see317see317 Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Two sausages are in cooking a pan.
    The first looks to the second and says "Hey, is it getting hot to you?"
    The second one looks back and says "HOLY SHIT! A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

    Wait, this is the terrible joke thread, right?

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  • PikaPuffPikaPuff Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    YaYa wrote: »
    PikaPuff wrote: »
    what's the difference between men and women?
    women cook for men and clean and make babies and that's it

    okay, that's it

    brb, changing the thread title
    what's the base difference between men and women?
    wo000, if going by base 33 or higher

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    something something 'nacho cheese'

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    Whats the difference between a dead baby and a pizza?
    You don't fuck a pizza before you eat it

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    hey guys what's the atomic weight of guacamole
    avocado's number

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  • MarthMarth Registered User regular
    edited November 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    something something 'long face'

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited November 2009
    EVERYBODY SHUT UP

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