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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the coolest thing about the place i go to is they have full body, deep tissue massages for $80 and hour.

    cheap, close to my apartment and performed by attractive asians.



    but some are dudes.

    My girlfriend and I get hour-long couple's massages (just means we're both in the same room with two masseuses) once a month for $110.
    This sounds awesome.
    I haven't had a massage in forever.

    I'm putting in a complaint that my girlfriend is defective since she doesn't have the hand strength to give a massage.
    Thanks a ton carpal tunnel syndrome!

    TankHammer on
    atlantaghostbusters.com
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Kantankeris wrote:
    I'm putting in a complaint that my girlfriend is defective since she doesn't have the hand strength to give a massage.
    Thanks a ton carpal tunnel syndrome!

    maybe they should start offering her some health insurance over at hand job heaven.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
    monkeysig-1.jpg
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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I like loud pipes
    big rims
    cold ice
    V12's or better
    no itch
    strictly leather
    playstation
    dvd
    don't worry bout yo bitch
    she comin with me
    leave the stickers on the bently
    to show the price
    arm out the windo
    just to floss my ice

    Stale on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    Kantankeris wrote:
    I'm putting in a complaint that my girlfriend is defective since she doesn't have the hand strength to give a massage.
    Thanks a ton carpal tunnel syndrome!

    maybe they should start offering her some health insurance over at hand job heaven.
    Ha, that was pretty good. Got any more?

    TankHammer on
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Far Side wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH


    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.

    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH

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    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
    monkeysig-1.jpg
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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    The Far Side wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah I LOVE THE COCK.
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH


    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.

    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH


    The Far Side wrote:
    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.

    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH



    Monkeybomb wrote:
    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.

    Holy shit

    I just discovered "ctrl-click on a block of text" in firefox.


    Ah but the formatting gets all screwed up when I paste it because it's not smart enough to recognize quotes.


    HAHA WOAH

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Twilight Princess had a disappointing ending.

    Skull Man on
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ad infinitum

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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    MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That is by far the tallest sig I have ever seen.

    Monkeybomb on
    Xbox Live Gamertag: Triplemonkeybom
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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Skull Man wrote:
    Twilight Princess had a disappointing ending.

    But it did have clown. My question is.... would you fuck the clowns?

    Death of Rats on
    No I don't.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fixin' it

    Skull Man on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It's also retarded.

    Get a non-retarded sig.

    Callius on
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    the best sig, is no sig.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Go suck an egg.

    Skull Man on
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    a tornado touched down at my shcool today.

    Kovak on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    the best sig, is no sig.
    Or a sig you never change which you made for a game you stopped playing about a year ago.

    Like mine.

    It doesn't even mean anything, but I didn't want it to go to waste.

    TankHammer on
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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    exactly $12 is how much i pay my barber

    Pesh on
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    TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    TheKovakistani wrote:
    a tornado touched down at my shcool today.
    Was it hot? You bang it?

    TankHammer on
    atlantaghostbusters.com
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pesh wrote:
    exactly $12 is how much i pay my barber

    oh, ok.

    Skull Man on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I suppose I should switch back to non-Christmas stuff.

    I was thinking about a new av even.

    But...eh, I dunno.

    Jordyn on
    thumbsupguy-1.jpg
    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    something flash-ish? non-skipperdo?

    but why?

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    but Jordyn, your av is iconic.

    Skull Man on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Slungsolow wrote:
    something flash-ish? non-skipperdo?

    but why?

    I dunno.

    Not a Flash one, but maybe a Bruce Timm thing.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    PeshPesh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    laconic even

    Pesh on
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    SlungsolowSlungsolow Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    we all need to find a good avatar and stick with it.


    it's important and many of us have done it already.

    Slungsolow on
    fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    if jordyn ever changes her avatar

    i will believe that she has left the forums for like a month until i look over in the column one day

    Kovak on
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    AdimaxAdimax Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I suppose I should switch back to non-Christmas stuff.

    I was thinking about a new av even.

    But...eh, I dunno.

    Do it.

    Adimax on
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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have a good avatar, so I don't really change it.

    Callius on
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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I know what I want for my next sig, but I need to hook this scanner up first.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    pokemon fucking themed

    Kovak on
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i really like my new avatar because i am a fan of zombies and also cats

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm gonna try to be an egg donor, guys, and with the money I'm gonna pay for our trip to Comic-Con and buy a drumset.

    Jordyn on
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    JordynNolz.com <- All my blogs (Shepard, Wasted, J'onn, DCAU) are here now!
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    KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jordyn can i have some of your eggs to donate so that i can go to comic-con too

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've been away a while, I was going to ask: What's with the Pokemon slash?

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    Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    I'm gonna try to be an egg donor, guys, and with the money I'm gonna pay for our trip to Comic-Con and buy a drumset.

    ITT: Jordyn will donate eggs to become babies who will grow up to be adults that hate babies.

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited January 2007
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i've tossed around the idea of selling my sperm but then i sort of think if my dna is floating around out there unsupervised by me my bastard offspring will become the antichrist and maybe that's not worth a couple of dvd box sets

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