Before you donate your sperm they give you an IQ test and a series of physical exams, then pay you based on what your sperm is actually worth.
I think I'd be alright. I'm not overweight, I'm reasonably intelligent and modestly good-looking if that counts. Where do I sign up?
I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
Before you donate your sperm they give you an IQ test and a series of physical exams, then pay you based on what your sperm is actually worth.
I think I'd be alright. I'm not overweight, I'm reasonably intelligent and modestly good-looking if that counts. Where do I sign up?
I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
look up "sperm bank" in the yellow pages. you need to be over 18. college grads get more money too.
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fuck your forums, fuck your administrator and fuck dynagrip for getting away with the long troll.
women are very picky about the protein they allow in their bodies.
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edited January 2007
It wasn't that bad actually.
n the 1960s, there still were hundreds of motels with thousands of rooms along Route 66 as it twisted its way from Chicago to L.A. and back. None of them stood out from the rest until one day when some unknown event at the Sunshine Motel transformed ordinary things into items of wonder.
Room 10 of the Sunshine Motel and many of its mundane contents — a pair of scissors, a comb and so on — gained unique and inexplicable properties on that day, transforming them from ordinary objects into indestructible Objects.
The Scissors can turn and rotate any item in three dimensions. The Comb stops time for 10 seconds when you run it through your hair. The Eyeglasses inhibit all combustion in a 20-foot radius. The Room itself is an unchanging haven and a portal to any destination. But it can also take that which you value more than your own life.
To possess an Object is to possess its power.
Using each Object exacts a physical, emotional or psychological cost from the owner. Just holding one makes you a target for murder.
For decades, maybe since the first moment that the Motel Room was ripped from this reality, cabals have formed to collect all the Objects. As always, some just want unlimited power, and they believe getting all of the Objects will give them that. Others want to prevent anyone from ever again using the Objects.
And though their motives vary, the cabals' tactics are similar. It's said that while you have one of the Objects, you have no friends, only people waiting for an opening.
Police Det. Joe Miller was introduced to the Motel Room when a fatally shot young man gave him one of the most powerful and coveted Objects of them all: the Key to the Motel Room. His life is immediately turned upside down when his young daughter becomes lost in the room. In his relentless quest to rescue his little girl, Joe becomes the target of shadowy figures who will stop at nothing to take from him his only hope of saving her — the Key.
I mean, I know they ask you some questions and jazz, but I didn't realize it was like "if these letters fall on the ground what're the three longest words they can spell ready set GO"
That doesn't sound like exactly the same thing, deni.
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, Moderatormod
edited January 2007
Well considering the guy in the insane asylum was called 'the prime object' in the show, I'm pretty sure it is. Plus, I actually watched the show so...
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denihilistAncient and MightyRegistered User, Moderatormod
edited January 2007
His ability was keeping the other objects away from him!
I always wondered how when there's braille on a sign or whatever, how do blind people find the braille or even know there's a sign there?
They all have blind radar like Daredevil.
I love explaining Daredevil to people.
"Well he's a blind superhero."
"Oh? What are his powers?"
"He has the power to see."
"Wow... are they even trying?"
Of course Frank Miller sure is awesome, but the original character concept is pretty funny.
HAHAHA, he's a blind person... THAT CAN SEE!
I've got it! A superhero who has no colon but can still poop!
Before you donate your sperm they give you an IQ test and a series of physical exams, then pay you based on what your sperm is actually worth.
I think I'd be alright. I'm not overweight, I'm reasonably intelligent and modestly good-looking if that counts. Where do I sign up?
I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
They also take into consideration your education level so if you just completed high school or have an AA then they won't be that interested but if you've got a doctorate and make over 6 figures then they'll be much more interested. As a general rule, if you're some schlub that needs the money they either won't be interested at all or will pay very little because evidence suggests you're a loser.
Before you donate your sperm they give you an IQ test and a series of physical exams, then pay you based on what your sperm is actually worth.
I think I'd be alright. I'm not overweight, I'm reasonably intelligent and modestly good-looking if that counts. Where do I sign up?
I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
They also take into consideration your education level so if you just completed high school or have an AA then they won't be that interested but if you've got a doctorate and make over 6 figures then they'll be much more interested. As a general rule, if you're some schlub that needs the money they either won't be interested at all or will pay very little because evidence suggests you're a loser.
If I had a doctorate I wouldn't be schlubbing around for sperm money.
Before you donate your sperm they give you an IQ test and a series of physical exams, then pay you based on what your sperm is actually worth.
I think I'd be alright. I'm not overweight, I'm reasonably intelligent and modestly good-looking if that counts. Where do I sign up?
I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
They also take into consideration your education level so if you just completed high school or have an AA then they won't be that interested but if you've got a doctorate and make over 6 figures then they'll be much more interested. As a general rule, if you're some schlub that needs the money they either won't be interested at all or will pay very little because evidence suggests you're a loser.
If I had a doctorate I wouldn't but schlubbing around for sperm money.
it's like, a noble thing. Like, you're bettering the offspring of women who can't get laid, lesbians, and women who love impotent men.
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The donor place I'm looking at pays you $4500 for the first time, plus you get compensated for any gas costs and such.
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do it jordyn
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I wish I was a girl. I also wish I could sell something from my body for $4500 to fix my computer.
Do sperm donors get a lot? I feel like I could use a third income since I'm still not rich enough.
it's really the only reason I refuse to keep my seed in some tupperware
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I'm not putting the sperm to good use anyway, not lookin to have a kid for some years yet.
look up "sperm bank" in the yellow pages. you need to be over 18. college grads get more money too.
Oh sorry, The Lost Room.
http://www.scifi.com/lostroom/
He just wants to love you!
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sorry munkus
He's got the little pointy bits on his head.
it's like, a noble thing. Like, you're bettering the offspring of women who can't get laid, lesbians, and women who love impotent men.
$4500 plz.
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Well, we've got some cheese I could give ya, but it's probably not fancy enough for you.
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That's brilliant! They won't know until the ultrasound if the baby's going to have scales or be a scrawny scarecrow with a huge cock!
Could you get a yeast infection so we can have one of those things that's like an egg cooked inside of a piece of bread?
I love those things.
Yummy!
jesus christ