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christmas in the ER (gross pictures on page 11)

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  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited December 2009
    I was helping make Set Pieces for a play I was in and I accidental slit down my wrist vertically with a box cutter.

    It was pretty deep and it looked gross and boy did it bleed. But it didn't really hurt.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    B.C. wrote: »
    Worst I've ever done to myself was slicing my thumb open in Boy Scouts.

    This happened due to a dull knife. Always keep your cutting utensils sharp and properly maintained folks!

    I tripped over on a hike in boy scouts

    and I put out my hand to break my fall

    and my hand drove itself down onto a quarter inch stick which went about 3 inches into my wrist at the base of my palm

    that was pretty bad.

    #pipe on
  • zimfanzimfan Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Holy crap Pipe!

    Jesus!

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  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've only been rushed to a hospital twice in my life. Once when I was 5 or 6 years old, playing in standing racks of clothing at a Kmart, eventually pulling the entire thing over on myself, clonking myself in the head so hard with the laden rack that it required several stitches.

    And the second time was when I apparently didn't learn my lesson the first time and did the exact same fucking thing again. In the same god damn store.

    I'm kinda surprised my mother and I weren't banned from that store forever.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    luckily it was a fairly straight, clean stick with no little twigs or anything

    didn't really do any damage at all amazingly. They just cleaned it out and stitched up the entry and all was good. Didn't even get infected.

    #pipe on
  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I once tore out a fingernail by falling strangely
    The kindergarden teacher drove me to hospital, and the doctor told me "indians don't cry!"
    I was never a fan of indians

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Oh man, I've torn a toenail out by getting it caught in a seam of concrete while running

    that was bad

    #pipe on
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    hey

    hey listen

    i havent read shit in this thread but

    heres the thing. i am in japan and i dont know shit from my elbow and this has been this shittiest, least christmsas chrismas i have ever had

    and once i had to ehlp my girlfriend cuz she cut the shit out of her thumb with a paring knife once and i had to go to the hospital with her and she was laughing like a deranged fucking lunatic when they clenaed it and sewed it up and what the fuck

    and now i am stuck here in a fucking place where they wouldnt know christmas if it fucked them in the ass and goddamn i know the rules about drunk posting but i just watched the episode of it's always sunny where frank hits a bong and goddamn if it wasnt serendipitity

    so you know, fuck you

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Houk why was this christmas so bad

    you are in Glorious Nippon, I thought everything was panties and vending machines and giant robots

    #pipe on
  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    #pipe wrote: »
    Houk why was this christmas so bad

    you are in Glorious Nippon, I thought everything was panties and vending machines and giant robots
    man there are giant robots everywhere but that doesnt make a great christmas

    for example, NO FUCKING SNOW

    nowhere

    also, no presents. sure, they got the music and shit at the malls. but come christmas day, they dont know shit

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    That is a shame Houk, on the bright side you get to experience it from another culture, and next year you could have a really big Christmas that you plan yourself, with artificial snow and presents. Plus, you get to enjoy all the other cool days in the Japanese calender.

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    That is a shame Houk, on the bright side you get to experience it from another culture, and next year you could have a really big Christmas that you plan yourself, with artificial snow and presents. Plus, you get to enjoy all the other cool days in the Japanese calender.
    no actually, as much as this xmas was unlike any other xmas ive ever experienced, i wouldnt trade it for the world. tonight i got made amazing japanese food, and i have a perspective i never wouldve seen otherwise. its not what i would have hoped for, but its also very much a once-in-a-lifetime thing, as cheesy as that sounds

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Well then, that sounds like an awesome time that you'll never forget :D

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  • Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Liiya wrote: »
    Well then, that sounds like an awesome time that you'll never forget :D
    assuming i stop drinking right now, youre absolutely right

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  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    can i just say that

    knives are knives are knives

    I am walking to england to kick you in the nads as we speak

    I'm already here, have you got an address?

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    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • AsiriyaAsiriya Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Sort of on topic; woke up yesterday to a grandma who had no clue who any of my family is, who couldn't work out how to use a kettle and could barely lift toast to her mouth. 8 hours in a hospital waiting for a bed because she'd had a stroke and needed to be kept for observation. Best christmas present ever coming home from work and seeing her with a mug of tea. Thankfully it was only a temporary thing, horrible thinking that she wasn't even dead, just unable to function.

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  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    D:

    but also :D

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    Were you able to give her the same presents all over again and she was just as surprised?

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    does she still know how to play rummy?

    my grandma had been playing rummy for like 60 years and she had a stroke

    totally forgot how to play it and she had to learn all over

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks The Myth, the Legend, the Bowman, the Shambler FuckerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why would you say scoop of meat?

    I mean, piece, chunk, tear, gash, those things I can understand.

    But when you say scoop

    that just sounds creepy as fuck.

    Because the hole in my neck looks like someone took a scoop out of it.

    Do you know what?

    I cannot argue with that.

    I knew a guy who had a stroke once (well, I knew a guy who's uncle had had a stroke once), and afterward he moved really slow and the only word he could say was "shit".

    One time I was visiting him at the care center he was at with my friend and my friend left for a couple of minutes to get something and the guy kept trying to open the drawer in this dresser, so I'm helping him out and and asking him what he's looking for and he keeps putting his fingers to his mouth, like a smoking motion, and I see a pack of cigarettes in there, but it's empty, so I show him but he keeps motioning like he's looking for something and getting upset and saying "shit" over and over again, and I'm like "man, I really want to help you, but I have no damn idea what we are looking for if it's not cigarettes or gum or something like that because there is nothing in this drawer that goes in people's mouths".

    My friend comes back and explains that he's looking for his money, so he can go to the little cafe and get a cup of coffee.

    I hope I never have a stroke.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    as soon as I figure out how to get these photos off my camera I am going to post them and I am just warning you now not to click on the spoiler

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    i think i speak for everyone when i say that i want to see your zombie finger.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Cloudman wrote: »
    i think i speak for everyone when i say that i want to see your zombie finger.

    Yes. I must see.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    my boyfriend's grandma has alzheimer's disease, and sing jankee doodle all the time and says 'down down down down down oh yeah'. she's trying to sing that 'down, down down, down down down, down-be-doobie-down' song but can't quite do it.

    she doesn't know who anyone but his grandpa is, but she gives everyone a hug whenever we see her and says 'you look so good.' taps her head with her finger and says 'i sure do hope i get better!'

    heartbreaking.

    my grandpa was even worse, he forgot how to speak english during the last few years of his life and only spoke mumbled broken spanish and couldn't control his basic functions. he never knew where he was or who anyone was. he was the only grandparent that gave a crap about me and of course he is the one we lose.

    getting old is terrifying. my bf's grandma was in the ice capades and loved music, my grandpa was a boxer and a very accomplished man, he did a lot in his life, then poof, he can't even communicate anymore. check out this handsome devil

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My grandfather is getting there.

    I feel for ya Bel.

    More importantly ZOMBIE FINGER.

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    yes bring forth zombie finger

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    all right

    please don't click this link if you don't want to see my zombie fingertip

    don't come crying to me when you have nightmares
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    I took these just an hour or two ago; it is looking vastly improved since christmas

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    frankenfinger

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    It has blue hair!

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    D: icky!

    it looks painful, and so swollen! did you get cap to kiss it better?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I'm still learning how to use my awesome new digital camera

    the christmas present that doesn't bite

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks The Myth, the Legend, the Bowman, the Shambler FuckerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Elllllllliot

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Ohh Dear, You definitely got yourself.


    The biggest of hugs.... while avoiding your creepy undead appendage

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    D: icky!

    it looks painful, and so swollen! did you get cap to kiss it better?

    he has been tenderly kissing the bandage but I can't say I want anyone's mouth near it at present

    he has also been helping me change the bandage, because (embarrassing) I get a little lightheaded when I do it

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  • ThatDudeOverThereThatDudeOverThere Clock King Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    wam have you had any strange craving for human brains in the last couple days

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    ohohohohooooo

    those are some wicked pictures

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I desaturated them to give them more of a zombie movie feel

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    so dawn of the dead up in here

    it honestly doesn't look as bad as I thought it would!

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  • BelruelBelruel Life and death and love and birth and peace and war on the planet earthRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    D: icky!

    it looks painful, and so swollen! did you get cap to kiss it better?

    he has been tenderly kissing the bandage but I can't say I want anyone's mouth near it at present

    he has also been helping me change the bandage, because (embarrassing) I get a little lightheaded when I do it

    haha man i bet i would too. when do you get the stitches out?

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Belruel wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    D: icky!

    it looks painful, and so swollen! did you get cap to kiss it better?

    he has been tenderly kissing the bandage but I can't say I want anyone's mouth near it at present

    he has also been helping me change the bandage, because (embarrassing) I get a little lightheaded when I do it

    haha man i bet i would too. when do you get the stitches out?

    they said two weeks. I have to call and make an appointment tomorrow

    I cannot wait to see how much this all costs without insurance

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