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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Tonkka wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    "Zombie Finger" is an excellent name for a band.

    rank told you about his google search re your name, yes?

    My band's name? If so we knew about that after we decided on the name.

    Seattle Weekly has a posting about that very issue on their blog:

    HERE IT IS!

    hey man

    we heard you guys play on KEXP a week or two back

    you guys sounded fucking tight

    when are you guys playing locally again?

    Holy shit thanks for listening!

    We play January 2nd at The Sunset in Ballard (not the now closed bowling alley, the bar)

    More info here!

    The last band has been changed (I think) to Android Hero who are awesome.

    Tonkka on
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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Spacehog wrote: »
    how about "fist fuck"?

    For a band name, that is.

    Well, if you never want to get on the radio...

    Tonkka on
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  • edited December 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    how did you manage this anyway

    don't spare the gorey details!

    I was slicing onions for christmas dinner and pouf there it went

    we had subway for dinner instead, how fucking sad is that

    that is the saddest thing

    bongi on
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Let me see, I cannot claim to have bought every brand of knife.

    Ignoring the supremely shitty supermarket own brands.....

    I have owned the cheap hygi-plas knives. Sharp upon purchase. Have the whole set mentioned above (well, mum does, I used them new and have to sharpen them everytime I come home now). I Own victorianox, global, Shun and all arrive sharp as fuck.

    The one factor that would likely alter that, is storage. Depending on where you buy from, and the care they take, Knives leave the factory sharp. The important quality is how well they retain that edge.

    Teslan26 on
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Ignoring the supremely shitty supermarket own brands.....
    So, aside from the vast majority of knives...

    Aneurhythmia on
  • FearghaillFearghaill If there is nothing but what we make in this world let us make goodRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    This was apparently my year for kitchen-loot. I got a good forged Henckels 8" chef's knife from my mother-in-law, and a decent knife set from my father-in-law. I'm mainly going to use the Henckels and the santoku I bought myself about a month ago, but the knife set my wife had when I moved in with her was all serrated blades, so it'll be nice to have a proper set.


    I also got a waffle maker, and I've been told I'm getting a french press.

    Fearghaill on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    What type of wusthofs were they kate?

    this was an 8" chef's knife

    mom got me the whole set

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    I think it was the second one from the top that did me in

    Hey, my mom has that set!

    It was a Christmas present from my dad several years ago!

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    fuck santokus


    FUCK SANTOKUS

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    tell us how you really feel Pip


    and yeowch WaM, I hope your finger heals quickly!

    Usagi on
  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Do you have a boner knife?


    Boner.

    Hunter on
  • FugitiveFugitive Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    My girlfriend got a Wusthof paring knife for Christmas. I'm not sure whether or not it is the most useless knife one could have, but it is a nice one none the less.

    I got a Wusthof bread knife for my birthday last year

    It can cut through bread with nothing but the force of gravity

    Fugitive on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    tell us how you really feel Pip


    and yeowch WaM, I hope your finger heals quickly!

    FUCK SANTOKUS

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Teslan26Teslan26 Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Teslan26 wrote: »
    Ignoring the supremely shitty supermarket own brands.....
    So, aside from the vast majority of knives...


    I don't really count those things as real knives. :p

    Or, more accurately, I sort of forgot about them. When talking about knives like wusthofs I was only really considering the most basic 'proper knives' for comparison. I do have a blinkered view of such things, I'll admit.

    Teslan26 on
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    get out of here, numbername
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    tell us how you really feel Pip


    and yeowch WaM, I hope your finger heals quickly!

    FUCK SANTOKUS

    It's written really big so I agree.

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I may be biased

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    I'm counting on it.

    Tonkka on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    Usagi on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    I'm guessing he's just bitter about slipping and horribly injuring himself with one.
    He probably cut himself on the bias.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • edited December 2009
    can i just say that

    knives are knives are knives

    bongi on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    can i just say that

    knives are knives are knives

    I am walking to england to kick you in the nads as we speak

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    Usagi on
  • edited December 2009
    i personally recommend a knife that has a blade, and also a handle

    bongi on
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    A sharp one.

    BYToady on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    for chopping

    actually, I am remiss to do this, a santoku

    everything else is a chef's knife

    although I pretty much use a chefs knife for everything including chopping

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    can i just say that

    knives are knives are knives

    Bongi that is like saying you are on the same island as the welsh so you also much be welsh.

    Blake T on
  • edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    bongi wrote: »
    can i just say that

    knives are knives are knives

    Bongi that is like saying you are on the same island as the welsh so you also much be welsh.

    now crêpe pans on the other hand, that's a cornucopia of variation

    bongi on
  • TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I have a story

    I have a rather large scar on the right part of my forehead that runs at an angle just above my eyebrow

    People always ask me how I got it, expecting some horrible accident or awesome battle story

    Not so

    When I was 15 I was staying at a friends house for a couple weeks

    One day I got into the shower and the water temperature changed to red hot so I took a step towards the dial to cool it down

    They do not have any kind of sticky surface in their tub

    My foot went right out from under me

    I start to fall backwards and decide the only option I have is to grab the shower curtain

    I was in too much of a rush to think it through

    Logically, I would break off the curtain, right?

    Nope

    The curtain was made of some kryptonian like fabric

    It pulled the damn metal bar off of the wall above my head

    This proceeds to hit me in the back of my head just as I was starting to slow my fall

    This causes me to lurch forward at an alarming pace and fall completely out of the bathtub

    Their toilet is located right beside their bathtub and thus when I more or less lunged forward I SMOKED my forehead into the toilet, causing it to break, my forehead to gash open and knocking me unconscious in the process

    Of course, my friends parents are on the floor below me and hear a mighty crash and run upstairs to see what is the matter

    The father deduces it was from the bathroom and calls to me but I won't answer so he bashes open the door

    Only to discover my naked, unconscious body lying on his bathroom floor in a pool of my own blood and gushing toilet water while his shower curtain is draped over me like some half-assed toga concept

    Eventually I came to and boy did I feel awkward

    Tasteticle on

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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    for chopping

    actually, I am remiss to do this, a santoku

    everything else is a chef's knife

    although I pretty much use a chefs knife for everything including chopping

    hmm, I have a chef's knife but it's an older gigantic one, though still pretty sharp

    think I'm going to look around in post-Xmas sales for an 8 or 9 inch chefs knife or a santoku to string me along until I move and can afford a nicer set

    Usagi on
  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Holy shit.

    ChicoBlue on
  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Wait what kinda of saftey house do you live in that requires some kind of rubberised padding for the freaking shower?

    Blake T on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    for chopping

    actually, I am remiss to do this, a santoku

    everything else is a chef's knife

    although I pretty much use a chefs knife for everything including chopping

    hmm, I have a chef's knife but it's an older gigantic one, though still pretty sharp

    think I'm going to look around in post-Xmas sales for an 8 or 9 inch chefs knife or a santoku to string me along until I move and can afford a nicer set

    http://www.amazon.com/W%C3%BCsthof-Gourmet-14-Piece-Deluxe-Knife/dp/B0014JDQD4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1261879496&sr=8-4

    thank me later

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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • TrillianTrillian Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    for chopping

    actually, I am remiss to do this, a santoku

    everything else is a chef's knife

    although I pretty much use a chefs knife for everything including chopping

    hmm, I have a chef's knife but it's an older gigantic one, though still pretty sharp

    think I'm going to look around in post-Xmas sales for an 8 or 9 inch chefs knife or a santoku to string me along until I move and can afford a nicer set

    http://www.amazon.com/W%C3%BCsthof-Gourmet-14-Piece-Deluxe-Knife/dp/B0014JDQD4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1261879496&sr=8-4

    thank me later

    I am buying that set

    Trillian on

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  • OkamiOkami On the internet nobody knows you're a dog. Nobody. Land of Ports, OreganoRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the most impressive scars I have are from my car accident back in April '06

    the one on my right hip is about seven or eight inches long
    the two on my forearm arre maybe five or six

    but that was more, "you ruined easter" than "you ruined christmas"

    Okami on
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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    every one of Pip's opinions are invalidated because he's trained by the french...


    unless you need a sauce.

    Stale on
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  • UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    I may be biased

    are they really terribly knives or is it just that everyone is jizzing all over the place about them?

    rachel ray uses one, and a bunch of people jizz all over them because of it

    also, you know, trained by the french....

    well, that makes sense

    what sort of knife do you prefer/recommend for chopping?

    for chopping

    actually, I am remiss to do this, a santoku

    everything else is a chef's knife

    although I pretty much use a chefs knife for everything including chopping

    hmm, I have a chef's knife but it's an older gigantic one, though still pretty sharp

    think I'm going to look around in post-Xmas sales for an 8 or 9 inch chefs knife or a santoku to string me along until I move and can afford a nicer set

    http://www.amazon.com/W%C3%BCsthof-Gourmet-14-Piece-Deluxe-Knife/dp/B0014JDQD4/ref=sr_1_4?ie=UTF8&s=home-garden&qid=1261879496&sr=8-4

    thank me later

    holy shit that's cheap

    Usagi on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Stale wrote: »
    every one of Pip's opinions are invalidated because he's trained by the french...


    unless you need a sauce.

    hey

    hey

    gimme those shakers

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    Stale wrote: »
    every one of Pip's opinions are invalidated because he's trained by the french...


    unless you need a sauce.

    hey

    hey

    gimme those shakers

    A pepper shaker isn't a good place to store Taco Bell mild sauce, no matter how racially insensitive the shaker is.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I like taco bell sauce :(

    PiptheFair on
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    Skayel wrote:
    One time, I had a friend over to play a bit of Red Alert on my LAN. During the game he said he needed to go to the bathroom, so we paused it. After about 10 minutes of wondering where the hell he went, I get up and go to check on him.

    Turns out he was trying to screw my dog.
    Once I was taking a poop at a restaurant and a kid crept underneath the door into my stall. I let out a big fart and then he threw up all over the floor in front of me and I just stared at him.
  • BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I've eaten that stuff right outta the package. It isn't bad, all things considered.

    BYToady on
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