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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pipe wins again.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Blaket wrote: »
    Do you have any nerve damage from it?

    I am still missing some of the feeling in my hand.

    yeah they said the feeling might not come back to my fingertip for a year or two

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    man i got a wenger knife set for christmas and i was already scared to use them before i saw this thread

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    man i got a wenger knife set for christmas and i was already scared to use them before i saw this thread

    as long as you use them properly you should be fine. seriously, sharper knives are generally more safe.


    just don't mistake your fingers for a half of an onion and you'll be fine ;-)

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Meiss what the hell were you making a tiny execution machine for? A troublesome mouse?

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    man i got a wenger knife set for christmas and i was already scared to use them before i saw this thread

    as long as you use them properly you should be fine. seriously, sharper knives are generally more safe.


    just don't mistake your fingers for a half of an onion and you'll be fine ;-)

    what about when i'm making my famous 'human finger canneloni'

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell CharlottesvilleRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bsjezz wrote: »
    bsjezz wrote: »
    man i got a wenger knife set for christmas and i was already scared to use them before i saw this thread

    as long as you use them properly you should be fine. seriously, sharper knives are generally more safe.


    just don't mistake your fingers for a half of an onion and you'll be fine ;-)

    what about when i'm making my famous 'human finger canneloni'

    i said don't mistake your fingers.


    i'm also calling the FBI right now, just so you know.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Meiss what the hell were you making a tiny execution machine for? A troublesome mouse?

    The Revolution must remain pure, down to the tiniest rodent!

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I know I'm a little late to the party but dang WaM that sucks

    Was it just the tip of your pinky or something more serious?

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I, for one, want some grisly pictures of the wound.

    I need to compare to my own kitchen accidents.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will take pictures and post them behind a spoiler but you guys have to promise not to report me for utter disgustingness

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  • Tommy2HandsTommy2Hands what is this where am i Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    of course


    [tiny]quick someone call tube[/tiny]

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  • QuirkQuirk Registered User
    edited December 2009
    Spacehog wrote: »
    how about "fist fuck"?

    For a band name, that is.

    I used to regularly go see a local punk band called fistfuck at some all ages gig in a tiny hall somewhere nearby. They were excellent, all in like their mid-40s with kids of various ages running round the place with mohawks, and a fucking excellent time had by all.

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  • MikeRyuMikeRyu Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WaM did you have to pick up the finger end and carry it to the hospital?

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  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WaM didnt need to pack it in ice because she's already stone cold

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I know its late but damn WaM sorry about your pinky.

    I guess on a mildly positive note I know what not to get you for christmas next year.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    WaM I feel sorry for you and hope everything heals just fine.

    I need to ask a question though: Are you "broken goods" now?

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  • Blake TBlake T Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I will take pictures and post them behind a spoiler but you guys have to promise not to report me for utter disgustingness
    I already posted mine, come on wam, I showed you mine you gotta show me yours.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Langly wrote: »
    Meiss what the hell were you making a tiny execution machine for? A troublesome mouse?

    A good grade. And it cut hotdogs really well!

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    last night I lopped off the end of my pinky chopping an onion with my new beautiful wusthof knives

    we spent three hours in the emergency room

    also I saw my own bone

    now it looks like someone has sewn a pale white booger on the end of my finger, or perhaps like I am .04% zombie

    tell me about your disgusting injuries or, better yet, make me feel better about ruining christmas by sharing how you have ruined christmas yourself

    Dang, you could see bone? That's worse then when I sliced off a bit of my finger with a mandolin slicer a couple months ago.

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  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I checked out of the hospital Tues with a scoop of meat missing from the back of my neck.

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  • SmokeStacksSmokeStacks The Myth, the Legend, the Bowman, the Dino FuckerRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why would you say scoop of meat?

    I mean, piece, chunk, tear, gash, those things I can understand.

    But when you say scoop

    that just sounds creepy as fuck.

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  • Volucrisus AedriusVolucrisus Aedrius Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why would you say scoop of meat?

    I mean, piece, chunk, tear, gash, those things I can understand.

    But when you say scoop

    that just sounds creepy as fuck.

    Look at his avatar.

    Creepy is the name of the man's game.

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    Dex Dynamo wrote: »
    Keith wrote:
    What would be your ultimate slam dunk??
    I would dunk it so hard my parents would love each other again
  • Agent VesagoAgent Vesago Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Why would you say scoop of meat?

    I mean, piece, chunk, tear, gash, those things I can understand.

    But when you say scoop

    that just sounds creepy as fuck.

    Because the hole in my neck looks like someone took a scoop out of it.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Worst I've ever done to myself was slicing my thumb open in Boy Scouts.

    This happened due to a dull knife. Always keep your cutting utensils sharp and properly maintained folks!

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  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    So they cut you up if they're blunt, they cut you up if they're sharp. It's almost as if these things are made for cutting!

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I once cut myself pretty deep on a piece of paper.


    ...



    I don't have any good stories :(

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  • SzechuanosaurusSzechuanosaurus Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited December 2009
    An expensive knife is no substitute for practised technique, seemingly.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    an injury story thread, eh

    golly

    should i even

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  • Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited December 2009
    I sliced off a good long peel of my index finger with my Damascus steel knife. Didn't feel a thing.

    Holy shit, I am revolted by thinking about it now though.
    An expensive knife is no substitute for practised technique, seemingly.

    True as Hell, but I think sometimes you're just surprised by how differently a really sharp knife handles. That's what happened to me at least. Still, I should have used proper technique.

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  • ascotascot Registered User
    edited December 2009
    this on time i read a thread about people hurting themselves and it was so inane that I cut my own eyes out

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Pony wrote: »
    an injury story thread, eh

    golly

    should i even

    be careful not to break your wrist typing

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Two years ago during christmas I sliced open my hand, between the thumb and index finger, with a pair of scissors trying to open my ds.

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  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    the past six months is the longest stretch of time i have gone without a severe illness or injury in many

    many years

    i have now jinxed it

    i had a good run

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Two years ago during christmas I sliced open my hand, between the thumb and index finger, with a pair of scissors trying to open my ds.

    At what point did your brain completely malfunction and decide that the correct course of action to open your DS was to attack it with a pair of scissors?

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  • edited December 2009
    wam the next time we meet i want you to touch me with your evil finger

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  • chrishallett83chrishallett83 Hi! Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    wam the next time we meet i want you to touch me with your evil finger

    :winky:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    Two years ago during christmas I sliced open my hand, between the thumb and index finger, with a pair of scissors trying to open my ds.

    At what point did your brain completely malfunction and decide that the correct course of action to open your DS was to attack it with a pair of scissors?

    That ds box was a tough cookie, so I figured wedge the scissors in and cut it open.

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  • KlykaKlyka DO you have any SPARE BATTERIES?Registered User regular
    edited December 2009
    bongi wrote: »
    wam the next time we meet i want you to touch me with your evil finger

    touch you...IN THE MOUTH?

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