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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I applied to a job selling tea last week. I'm looking forward to that followup a hell of a lot more than I ever have to any design-related stuff.

    orik you should sell herbalife or amway you can make thousands of dollars a moahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Homeless wrote: »
    My job still sucks, but I think I have completely died inside. I no longer feel intense loathing on the way to work, just a dull melancholy.

    Welcome to the working world. You'll get your soul back upon retirement.

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Does it get better when you stop working retail?

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    BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    yes

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Homeless wrote: »
    Does it get better when you stop working retail?

    oh my god yes

    the problems are different but nowhere near as bad

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeah, retail is like extra hell.

    Like you're in a fiery lake of acid either way, but retail is like an extra pitchfork up the ass. Sideways.

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    A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited March 2010
    Actually, no, it doesn't. Offices are hell with even less camaraderie.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    man I go to work to make money, not friends

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    HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm just a little sick of being accused of stealing 20 cents from people's change all the time.

    BITCHES WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH 20 CENTS

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    A duck! wrote: »
    Actually, no, it doesn't. Offices are hell with even less camaraderie.

    At least at the office you can steal supplies and there's usually a chick with big tits to stair at.

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    sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I applied for job in a different department at the same employer, but I have no idea how much of a raise I should ask for. I'm guessing I should just treat it as if I was applying to any other outside job and ask for 10-20% over my current salary.

    Anyone have some experience with this situation?

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I'm getting training on giraffes this weekend.
    and penguins
    and lions
    and the okapi.

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Do they teach you how to ride those animals?

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    He has to learn to feed the lions, so he chooses between the okapi and the penguins.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I am slowly job seeking but ugh I'm so tired of being patient

    c'mon lease be up already

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    He has to learn to feed the lions, so he chooses between the okapi and the penguins.

    This is correct!

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What is/are okapi? I have never heard of them, you are just making that up to try and dazzle me with your supposed zoological knowledge.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    What is/are okapi? I have never heard of them, you are just making that up to try and dazzle me with your supposed zoological knowledge.

    By the time you typed that on the forum, you could have google searched it. Just saying.

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    KainyKainy Pimpin' and righteous Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    What is/are okapi? I have never heard of them, you are just making that up to try and dazzle me with your supposed zoological knowledge.

    By the time you typed that on the forum, you could have google searched it. Just saying.

    It's cooler hearing it from a fellow forumer. Way cooler.

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    There's anti-fuckery code in there now :) Sorry :)
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    Mr. ButtonsMr. Buttons Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    It's like a zebra deer. but with a razor sharp wit and attitude

    oh hey, jorb thread. My new job is going pretty well... definitely something I don't want to stay at forever, but something that's going to hold us over for the meanwhile, and great experience while I'm there.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    I applied to a job selling tea last week. I'm looking forward to that followup a hell of a lot more than I ever have to any design-related stuff.

    orik you should sell herbalife or amway you can make thousands of dollars a moahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

    did you get that tattoo yet?

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    marty_0001marty_0001 I am a file and you put documents in meRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    What is/are okapi? I have never heard of them, you are just making that up to try and dazzle me with your supposed zoological knowledge.

    By the time you typed that on the forum, you could have google searched it. Just saying.

    Maybe I was making conversation!

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    vermiculturevermiculture Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    marty_0001 wrote: »
    What is/are okapi? I have never heard of them, you are just making that up to try and dazzle me with your supposed zoological knowledge.

    By the time you typed that on the forum, you could have google searched it. Just saying.

    Maybe I was making conversation!

    It's ok I am always down for talking about animals! but Mr Buttons is pretty close. It's actually closer to a giraffe than deer. It looks like a deer with zebra stripes. And it can shoot mind bullets. They are pretty rare, we only have something like 200 in zoos (don't quote me).


    also- I will be learning how keepers feed lions, but we dont actually give them any live animals.
    This is much more exciting to me than my real job and tomorrow I find out if I am accepted for that baller internship.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    I applied to a job selling tea last week. I'm looking forward to that followup a hell of a lot more than I ever have to any design-related stuff.

    orik you should sell herbalife or amway you can make thousands of dollars a moahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

    did you get that tattoo yet?

    not yet, shit's been crazy on the weekends. I need to go by and see which artist would fit that the best, too

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    What's the job market like in Vancouver at the moment? (Not good if Mully's experiences are anything to go by, I guess)

    My wife will be looking for a job when we get there in a few weeks, probably something temporary and possibly part time. Our plans were just to get some recommendations on temp agencies and see how she fares, is that the best way to go about it?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    There are lots and lots of temp jobs here right now - seen a lot of part-time, as well. Try talking to Spherion - they were the best, I found. Also, Kelly Personnel.

    If going through craigslist.org, make sure you write a cover letter even if it's only for a recruiter - sometimes even they will ignore you if you don't.

    In other news: working on a logo & site design for a band - one of the things they thought their logo should have is "oriental mystique" -- any CLUE what that means? ahahah.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Awesome, thanks Mully, it's good to hear there are lots of temp jobs available then.

    In other job news, my Dad just gave me a raise even though the company isn't exactly flush with cash. Now I feel even worse when I'm not productive.

    We're also trying to figure out how they're going to assign work to me when we're in different hemispheres and timezones; anybody know any good multi-user web based software for keeping lists of tasks and giving them priorities, etc?

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Uh ... outlook? Ahahaha. So in other words, no, I guess not. I depend on my Outlook calendars, I have a few, and share out particular ones and let other folks have the ability to update that. Pretty sure you can do that with tasks in Outlook as well?

    Oh! Ten! Check out my website - i loaded it up last night (click le sig)

    It's not the one you helped with though -- funny thing is this one runs great in IE6, Firefox, Safari, on my iPhone ... but iE8 hates its guts. Shrug.

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    TenTen Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Yeh, Outlook isn't really an option since most of our machines don't have Windows, plus I imagine you need an Exchange server for a lot of the fancier sharing stuff (I might be wrong though)

    We'll probably stick with RequestTracker which we've been using for a while for customer support, it's kinda clunky though

    The site looks great mully! Congrats on getting it working in IE6, the devil's web browser. And that is really strange about IE8, since I thought MS had been getting more standards compliant, hrm.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I applied to a job selling tea last week. I'm looking forward to that followup a hell of a lot more than I ever have to any design-related stuff.

    orik you should sell herbalife or amway you can make thousands of dollars a moahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

    did you get that tattoo yet?

    not yet, shit's been crazy on the weekends. I need to go by and see which artist would fit that the best, too

    Are you getting the bullseye tramp stamp or the fairy just above your bikini line?

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    Mysst wrote: »
    I applied to a job selling tea last week. I'm looking forward to that followup a hell of a lot more than I ever have to any design-related stuff.

    orik you should sell herbalife or amway you can make thousands of dollars a moahahahahahahahahahaaaaahaaaaaa

    did you get that tattoo yet?

    not yet, shit's been crazy on the weekends. I need to go by and see which artist would fit that the best, too

    Are you getting the bullseye tramp stamp or the fairy just above your bikini line?

    Rosary on his ankle

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i always thought it would be funny for someone to get something like this tattooed on the lower back:

    lady_the_tramp_postage-p1723118024213475377goi_325.jpg

    get it

    lady & the tramp stamp

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Sylfaen.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Interview went well.

    Possibly have a job.

    Won't pay, though.

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    IrohIroh Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I was wondering when this thread would come back.

    Anyway I think I did an alright job in my interview Monday. However I was never directly asked any questions until I asked some of my own at the end of my time there, which was odd to me.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i always thought it would be funny for someone to get something like this tattooed on the lower back:

    lady_the_tramp_postage-p1723118024213475377goi_325.jpg

    get it

    lady & the tramp stamp

    You are adding an extra step to the pun.

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    mullymully Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    i know but i couldn't find a picture of JUST tramp in the stamp
    and i can't just ignore lady
    i mean
    it's lady

    congrats on the non paying job, munkus? like an internship?

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2010
    Kinda. It's an externship.

    Which means I get class credit for it and pay the school money.

    All the fun parts of having a job with none of the money.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    Kinda. It's an externship.

    Which means I get class credit for it and pay the school money.

    All the fun parts of having a job with none of the money.

    So you're a slave?

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    HoovesHooves Registered User regular
    edited March 2010
    I think I'm the only person in the world who actually likes working retail. I mean yeah dealing with assholes sucks but most people aren't assholes. most people are nice. and I kind of like nice people.

    working in an office though...just the idea of it makes me want to slit my wrists.

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