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[Glossolalia presents: RADlands] Walken without rhythm on pg 81
Squall
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Seven days ago, the world ended. Not with a bang, or with a whimper, but with a sound like a camel being shoved through the eye of a needle.
Grab your shotgun and don your re-purposed sporting equipment - Ragnarok's come and it's time to mess shit up.
Seasons now available on Netflix: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6] [7]
If you do not want to make a character, but would still like to bip in occasionally/fuck with the players, then do I have good news for you! Characters whose names are written in Lime may be controlled by anyone who wanders into the thread. Anyone. Just make sure to post the character's actions in Sandybrown so DE?AD notices them.
There are currently five (!) missions happening simultaneously:
[The Deluge Part III] [Viscount Islands]
Estimated Location: Probably near Seattle
Description: You've proven your worth to Uriel, but he's made it clear that you work for him. At least you got some sweet new abilities to go with that crushing feeling of hopelessness.
Unlockable Ads: [Reign O'er Me]
[A RAD Letter Day] [Marshmallow] [MISSION COMPLETE]
Estimated Location: The Ruins of Alcatraz
Description: Your body is not designed to handle sub-neural networking, and will begin to fall apart if you don't do something about it. Conquer your own inadequacies and...fuck I dunno, carpe diem or some shit.
Unlockable Ads: [Dopplegangbanger]
[Cecil Reloaded] [VALVEjunkie, Krosius, DontShootToasters, Zanzibar, Lockout, Antimatter, Kueller]
Estimated Location: Off the coast of Argentina
Description: Cecil will not be complete until he can refill his stores of RAD, and discover his place in the Wastes. Cassandra has found a particularly large deposit of RAD coming from the sea floor off of what was once Argentina. SNN communications do not indicate the presence of any terminals there, so it should be safe to explore.
Unlockable Ads: [Steamboat Willie]
[The Bro Just Wants a New Rug, Man] [Dubh, Squall, Tommy2hands, Speed Racer, Shabooty, Marshmallow, Moriveth]
Estimated Location: San Francisco
Description:The Bro wants a new rug. Cassandra has mentioned that there is furniture store on the other end of the city that probably would have some rugs.
Unlockable Ads: [Out of Your Element], [Goodnight, Sweet Prince]
[Dan, Interrupted] [Cheeseliker, NeoToma, Raneados, Thor4242, Dux]
Estimated Location:The Canadian Rockies
Description:Dan has brain problems. More than most, at least. He needs to come to terms with what happened to him if he wants to mend his brain and cure his Legion's Disease in the process. Cassandra has located the mental institution Dan once occupied in the Canadian Rockies. She believes going there may help him face the truth.
Unlockable Ads: [Arkham? I barely knew 'em!]
[PENDING MISSIONS]
[Sydney's Quest for Fire] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: Chicago
Description:Sydney will not be at peace until she was the strongest there every was. She needs to fully explore and understand her pyrokinesis. Cassandra has found large amounts of heat radiating from the ruins of Chicago, along with some heavy psychic energy. She believes Sydney may find what she is looking for there.
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[Jayce Needs to Get Over Himself] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: London
Description:Jayce's internal conflict is wrecking his subneural security. He needs to find a way to deal with it, and Cassandra believes the leader of a particular mutant colony in the RADwrecked carcass of London may be able to help him gain some insight into his inner conflict.
Unlockable Ads:
[Jimothy's Mom May or May Not Have it Going On] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: Miami
Description:Jimothy wants to find his mom. Cassandra hopes that doing so will sure up the security of his Subneural Signature, and Clams hopes that doing so will shut him up. Cassandra has discovered a lead on a possible genetic match in the ruins of Miami that she believes looks promising.
Unlockable Ads:
[Robots are People Too] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: Tokyo
Description:Sorta. The robots need to figure out who, and what they are exactly. Until they can truly understand what they are, they can't hope to stand up to a subneural intrusion. Cassandra has found a large robot colony in Tokyo that may be able to help them discover their true potential and seal up the gaps in their Subneural Signatures.
Unlockable Ads:
Estimated Location: Chicago
Description:Sydney will not be at peace until she was the strongest there every was. She needs to fully explore and understand her pyrokinesis. Cassandra has found large amounts of heat radiating from the ruins of Chicago, along with some heavy psychic energy. She believes Sydney may find what she is looking for there.
Unlockable Ads:
[Jayce Needs to Get Over Himself] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: London
Description:Jayce's internal conflict is wrecking his subneural security. He needs to find a way to deal with it, and Cassandra believes the leader of a particular mutant colony in the RADwrecked carcass of London may be able to help him gain some insight into his inner conflict.
Unlockable Ads:
[Jimothy's Mom May or May Not Have it Going On] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: Miami
Description:Jimothy wants to find his mom. Cassandra hopes that doing so will sure up the security of his Subneural Signature, and Clams hopes that doing so will shut him up. Cassandra has discovered a lead on a possible genetic match in the ruins of Miami that she believes looks promising.
Unlockable Ads:
[Robots are People Too] [MISSION PENDING]
Estimated Location: Tokyo
Description:Sorta. The robots need to figure out who, and what they are exactly. Until they can truly understand what they are, they can't hope to stand up to a subneural intrusion. Cassandra has found a large robot colony in Tokyo that may be able to help them discover their true potential and seal up the gaps in their Subneural Signatures.
Unlockable Ads:
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[Warren's Crepes] [DLC] [Purchased by: Squall, Dubh, Marshmallow, DontShootToasters, Raneados, VALVEjunkie, Scarlet St., Tommy2hands]
Estimated Location: Western Nevada
Description: Leo Dryer, a new refugee to The Camp, tells of a family restaurant transported into the desert. An evil presence has taken over the restaurant, causing Leo to flee in search of help. This optional task must be undertaken by a group willing to delve into the very bowels of hell to save a place that serves really really really good hash browns.
Unlockable Ads:
[Bring Down This Guy] [DLC] [Purchased by: Tommy2hands, Dux]
Estimated Location: Western Nevada
Description: Leo's sister has sent him word of a pro-human organization in Atlanta by the name of "Hellhound". Mutants have been going missing around the area, and Hellhound is believed to be the cause. She'd like someone to investigate the problem.
Unlockable Ads:
Estimated Location: Western Nevada
Description: Leo Dryer, a new refugee to The Camp, tells of a family restaurant transported into the desert. An evil presence has taken over the restaurant, causing Leo to flee in search of help. This optional task must be undertaken by a group willing to delve into the very bowels of hell to save a place that serves really really really good hash browns.
Unlockable Ads:
[Bring Down This Guy] [DLC] [Purchased by: Tommy2hands, Dux]
Estimated Location: Western Nevada
Description: Leo's sister has sent him word of a pro-human organization in Atlanta by the name of "Hellhound". Mutants have been going missing around the area, and Hellhound is believed to be the cause. She'd like someone to investigate the problem.
Unlockable Ads:
Ads that we missed the chance to unlock:
[Acrobat], [Death from Above], [Iron Blood], [Expert Forager], [Charmer], [Shank], [Burglar], [Tunnel Lord], [Adept Looter], [No Fear], [Quadrophenia], [Ah yes, "Freakers"], [To Boldly Go], [500 Miles], [Mission from God], [Leave No Man Behind], [Dungeon Master], [Totally Fabulous]
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"Should proce-e-ed forward." Dusty brushes by Henry and takes a step down the path.
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Sneaking up behind CRABBY, Jimothy hefts a rather large snowball in his one hand, waiting until he's right above the 'bot to....
SPLUNK
"Hah"
"God I love the snow"
"Oh hey Henry, you have fun with Cass? Did you two go on adventures or something?", he says, winking and nudging Henry with his elbow
CRABBY uses all but two of its legs to rapidly hurl snow at Jimjum, burying him in a pile of sleet
”I reckon we head n a straight line 'way from da light.
Be best if ya big fellas stayed up ahead. Jus take it nice an slow, clean n easy”
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I open my mouth to answer Jimothy's question, but noting CRABBY's wind-up, I quickly intercede between the two, throwing my jacket open to protect the boy from the swarm of snowballs.
[Messiah Complex]
After the fusillade, I quip "maybe those in short shorts shouldn't throw snow balls, mmm?"
Surprised at the fact that he couldn't predict the robutt's counter-attack for a moment, Jimothy does a wicked slide under Henry's jacket, all while ignoring the man's inane comment about the clothes he is not currently wearing and couldn't possibly have seen him wearing anyhow!
Laughing, he runs after CRABBY, attempting to pelting the robot with snowballs, hoping that the clumsy thing is distracted enough to run right into that snowbank behind it...
Dusty pauses and takes a few snowballs to the head. He just stands there, glancing from person to person, looking confused.
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just glad I can help in some small way
TO THE THUNDERDOME
I... don't really know why I'm telling you people this.
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Welcome... to Glossolalia.
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this has led to some bad times
I think it was actually chocolate milk.
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I was about 7, and I had never learned to be wary of it because we always drank the whole thing before the date of spoilage.
So, I pour my milk for cereal, sit at the bar, and take a bite....tastes strange....hm.
Take another bite...hmm...definitely odd.
Spit it out. "This milk tastes weird."
Dad: "It's probably spoiled"
Ah...
Damn.
aside: is the forum running butts slow for anyone else?
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I thought I only made like, one
it's better this way anyway, cause Squall always has good titles
I love me some vitamin d milk
I thought you made way more than anyone else
or was that speed
made one RADlands thread
I think three of the others, at most
anyway, doesn't matter
I ought to save the links to the oldGloss threads somewhere, considering how often I go searching for them
sign in to get full access, what
there are more
plenty more
I think
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thanks rane
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it is an affliction
bleh
still cooking my dinner from yesterday
goddamn boiling worst method of cooking ever goddammit
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I need to make that into my new av/sig somehow