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[OOC] Clone Wars... The End

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sheltay knows whats up

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    jimninja wrote: »
    exactly

    all bein a little hairy shaman

    learnin the intricacies of a hyperdrive

    unfortunately smashed by the wreckage of the second death star before he ever gets to jump into hyperspace himself...

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I was picturing a tiny, furry enginseer

    Coaxing the machine spirits with a tiny floating bear skull his only friend

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    gonna drop the entire goddamn jedi temple on you casso

    hope you enjoy it when i show up to wreck your shit
    Horseshoe wrote:
    unfortunately smashed by the wreckage of the second death star before he ever gets to jump into hyperspace himself...

    :(

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    sheltay knows whats up

    sheltay and nar, man

    overcoming their differences, accepting that they both failed casso

    and now they must join to kill him for the sake of the galaxy

    OR DIE IN THE ATTEMPT

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    just gotta get over that speedbump where sheltay tried to fry nar with lasers

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    I SAID OVERCOMING THEIR DIFFERENCES

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nar and Sheltay are totally gonna be the ones who run the raid on Palpatine's office

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    INeedNoSalt wrote: »
    I was picturing a tiny, furry enginseer

    Coaxing the machine spirits with a tiny floating bear skull his only friend

    holycow i missed this post earlier but it rocks

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nar if you tell everyone, how am i supposed to kill them.

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    literally going to drop the temple on you

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i am a fucking totp wizzard

    also bring it on robojedi

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Nar was the one who was smart enough to stay in the temple.

    Seriously, in the movie all of the Jedi Council members left in the temple go out to do something extremely risky.

    Nar actually has a chance of saving some freakin' lives here.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    but

    i'm going to kill them

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    not if we kill you first

    neener neener

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sheltay where da fuck you at

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i killed her, it was ages ago, you probably don't remember

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    horseshoe did you really post an entire post in moon language

    e: oh sweet it's the republic commando dudes

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    thanks to karen traviss' website

    yes

    yes i did

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    holy moly look at that, a grammar guide and a dictionary

    so that's how you do it

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Arc,

    You can address, question, or give a pep talk to your men if you want to.

    Or I can just move it along.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Horseshoe wrote:
    The call to mobilize the 501st had come suddenly. Taung was finally getting the better of his injuries, and had a new set of white-and blue armor which he wore beneath his battle-scarred kama and pauldrons.

    The regiment was already forming ranks, with mobile artillery and gunships warming up behind them. They were arranged facing the Temple District. The ARC trooper, last of his kind, seemed to know exactly what was happening, unsurprised by the news. He approached "Rex", who was walking back from some a High Command Officer.

    "<Su'cuy, Commander!>" he said, snapping a salute. At least his attitude has improved. He stood, awaiting a response.

    "<At ease, Captain Rex. What's happened?>"

    "<Priority command from High Chancellor Palpatine. Execute Order Sixty-six.>"

    "<Is my squad ready?>"

    "<Affirmative. Mandalore, Commander!>"

    "<And my ship?>"

    "<Affirmative, Commander!>"

    "<Excellent, Rex. We move out immediately.>"

    "<Yes, sir!>"

    Rex jogged off to his battalion, while Taung turned to face the approaching Commandos. He approved, they looked like he'd hoped. Battle-hardened. Tough. Prepared. They were the three who remained from the well-known Delta Squad.

    "<Fall in! Ten HUT!>" he shouted, and they hurried and lined up in front of him. One by one, they introduced themselves. "<What are your names, warriors?>"

    "<Fixer, ready for action!>"

    "<Scorch, ready for action!>"

    "Sev," said the last of them, after a slightly aloof pause. He didn't stand at attention, dangling his tall sniper rifle on his shoulder, a blood-red hand smeared across his helmet as a badge of honor. "<Ready for action.>"

    "<Ready to butt some heads, comrade?>"

    "<Naw,>" he responded in a cool, gruff voice. "<I'd rather kill some Jedi, Commander Taung.>"



    i've cracked your code horseshoe, nothing is sacred

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  • Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    i got it man, no way was i gonna pass up an opportunity to chill with some homeboys

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  • Super NamicchiSuper Namicchi Orange County, CARegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    do you think it needs anything

    maybe a guitar solo

    i can put one in

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    guess who just threw in the empire strikes back

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  • QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    edited May 2010
    man i am so ready to start up a resistance here

    can we do that, can we make that happen

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Sheltay could very well go on to be a rebel leader.

    Again... when we get to Sheltay her decisions will be pretty important.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    sheltay do it

    become the guerrilla leader you were born to be

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    The Spaceship Diaries is a book that traces the early travels of republican revolutionary Sheltay 'She' Retrac, then a 23-year-old Senatorial aide, and her friend Alpha-Forty, an ex-soldier. Retrac travelled 8,000 lightyears across the Outer Rim on an old 5c single hyperdrive Kuat personal space vessel. During the journey she is transformed by witnessing the social injustices of exploited native populations, persecuted republicans, ostracized droids, and the tattered descendants of a once-great Jedi tradition. The book ends with a declaration by Retrac, originally born into an upper middle class family, displaying her willingness to fight and die for the cause of the poor, and her dream of seeing the Galactic Republic reborn.

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Damn Shoe it is like you are a wizard at making cool things happen.

    Make them happen faster. FASTER!

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    And then, one day college students start wearing shirts with her face on it, having absolutely no idea about who she was or what she did.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Damn Shoe it is like you are a wizard at making cool things happen.

    Make them happen faster. FASTER!

    I will try, Rainy.

    Good to hear from you, by the way.

    [tiny]If you're enjoying the thread you can rate it you know[/tiny]

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  • RainfallRainfall Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Damn Shoe it is like you are a wizard at making cool things happen.

    Make them happen faster. FASTER!

    I will try, Rainy.

    Good to hear from you, by the way.

    [tiny]If you're enjoying the thread you can rate it you know[/tiny]

    Yeah I haven't been spending as much time with CF as I should. Terrible, I know. I'm really just secretly waiting for you to finish this game and start the next one that you promised me so long ago.

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Damn Shoe it is like you are a wizard at making cool things happen.

    Make them happen faster. FASTER!

    I will try, Rainy.

    Good to hear from you, by the way.

    [tiny]If you're enjoying the thread you can rate it you know[/tiny]

    Yeah I haven't been spending as much time with CF as I should. Terrible, I know. I'm really just secretly waiting for you to finish this game and start the next one that you promised me so long ago.

    I've got me some ideas.

    But they've got to wait until this game finishes up... it takes a lot of my attention to make it the best I can (or at least the most not terrible I can) so I'ma just run one Saga game at a time.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    shoe pick me for your next game, I'll be the best ewok ever

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  • HorseshoeHorseshoe Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    life expectancy of an ewok in a horseshoe-run campaign?

    negative five seconds.

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    a gungan then, i had a good scout whipped up for dawn of defiance

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Horseshoe wrote: »
    Rainfall wrote: »
    Damn Shoe it is like you are a wizard at making cool things happen.

    Make them happen faster. FASTER!

    I will try, Rainy.

    Good to hear from you, by the way.

    [tiny]If you're enjoying the thread you can rate it you know[/tiny]

    Yeah I haven't been spending as much time with CF as I should. Terrible, I know. I'm really just secretly waiting for you to finish this game and start the next one that you promised me so long ago.

    I've got me some ideas.

    But they've got to wait until this game finishes up... it takes a lot of my attention to make it the best I can (or at least the most not terrible I can) so I'ma just run one Saga game at a time.

    I'm pretty sure I've got a death shaman who is waiting for a home.

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  • INeedNoSaltINeedNoSalt with blood on my teeth Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    Alpha and Casso?

    :(

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  • jimninjajimninja Registered User regular
    edited May 2010
    you better hope he gets there before casso

    sorry man, like i said, i just wanted to kill some droids

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