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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Will, are you going to be getting Red Dead Redemption?

    Because I have just ordered it

    I am very much looking forward to this. Preacher and Sheep have talked about forming a posse. I'm hoping we get to drive some bandits away from the small town they are terrorizing.

    Excellent, this is what I was hoping to hear, Thom.

    The D&D posse is going to be so badass.

    Perhaps we could challenge some of the G&T people to a showdown.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    What was the name of that movie, by the way?

    It was an episode of the Twilight Zone.

    Aroused Bull on
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    BogartBogart Streetwise Hercules Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent while playing, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    whatabox.png

    I really hope I'm never given this moral quandary.

    Well, I haven't seen the movie, but apparently, while the trailer makes you think it's pretty much what that comic is about, from what I was told it largely has nothing to do with the film.
    Oh man this is even better

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/44b3d8f432/the-button

    That box is what things like Clicksaver and Nintendo R.O.B. were created for.

    Drez on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    What was the name of that movie, by the way?

    It was an episode of the Twilight Zone.
    It was a short story first, and it's been a movie since, "The Box".

    matt has a problem on
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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    Man, I would totally hit that button. People I don't know are dying constantly for much less than a million dollars.

    If you press it, they give the box to someone who doesn't know you.

    Damn. Always a catch.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    What was the name of that movie, by the way?

    It was an episode of the Twilight Zone.
    It was a short story first, and it's been a movie since, "The Box".

    I saw that movie. Crystal, Heaven, and Candy Cane all starred in it.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Will, are you going to be getting Red Dead Redemption?

    Because I have just ordered it

    I am very much looking forward to this. Preacher and Sheep have talked about forming a posse. I'm hoping we get to drive some bandits away from the small town they are terrorizing.

    Excellent, this is what I was hoping to hear, Thom.

    The D&D posse is going to be so badass.

    Perhaps we could challenge some of the G&T people to a showdown.

    yes, yes, yes!

    We are doing this. It is happening. The notorious G&T bandit El Kawaii is terrorizing the good people of the southwest and only the Magnificent D&D Seven can stop him.

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    What was the name of that movie, by the way?

    It was an episode of the Twilight Zone.
    It was a short story first, and it's been a movie since, "The Box".

    The short story had a clumsier twist, and it's way too little plot to stretch into a movie.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hum
    In the original short story, the plot is resolved differently. Norma presses the button, and receives the money — after her husband dies in a train incident where Arthur is pushed onto the tracks (the money was the no-fault insurance settlement, which is $50,000 instead of the $200,000 in the Twilight Zone episode). A despondent Norma asks the stranger why her husband was the one who was killed. The stranger replies, "Did you really think you knew your husband?"

    Also the original was apparently published in Playboy.

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    ThomamelasThomamelas Only one man can kill this many Russians. Bring his guitar to me! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    Hrm, I think I might be able to speak slowly. And in other Western news:

    Jonah Hex teaser, staring Josh Brolin, Will Arnett and Megan Fox's cleavage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_smByv5i8

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Will, are you going to be getting Red Dead Redemption?

    Because I have just ordered it

    I am very much looking forward to this. Preacher and Sheep have talked about forming a posse. I'm hoping we get to drive some bandits away from the small town they are terrorizing.

    Excellent, this is what I was hoping to hear, Thom.

    The D&D posse is going to be so badass.

    Perhaps we could challenge some of the G&T people to a showdown.

    yes, yes, yes!

    We are doing this. It is happening. The notorious G&T bandit El Kawaii is terrorizing the good people of the southwest and only the Magnificent D&D Seven can stop him.

    I'll buy it and play with you guys, but only if we change the name to The Kansas City Hotsteppers.

    And we need a splinter group of bandits called Obsidian Spur.

    Drez on
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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent while playing, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    I am going to be the fresh-faced Horst Buchholz of the gang.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    Hrm, I think I might be able to speak slowly. And in other Western news:

    Jonah Hex teaser, staring Josh Brolin, Will Arnett and Megan Fox's cleavage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_smByv5i8

    Does that guy have dual gatlings strapped to his horse?

    His horse?

    Drez on
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    CorbiusCorbius Shepard Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Will, are you going to be getting Red Dead Redemption?

    Because I have just ordered it

    I am very much looking forward to this. Preacher and Sheep have talked about forming a posse. I'm hoping we get to drive some bandits away from the small town they are terrorizing.

    Excellent, this is what I was hoping to hear, Thom.

    The D&D posse is going to be so badass.

    Perhaps we could challenge some of the G&T people to a showdown.

    yes, yes, yes!

    We are doing this. It is happening. The notorious G&T bandit El Kawaii is terrorizing the good people of the southwest and only the Magnificent D&D Seven can stop him.

    I'll buy it and play with you guys, but only if we change the name to The Kansas City Hotsteppers.

    And we need a splinter group of bandits called Obsidian Spur.


    Are people getting Red Dead on the PS3 or 360?

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Corbius wrote: »
    Drez wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Hey Will, are you going to be getting Red Dead Redemption?

    Because I have just ordered it

    I am very much looking forward to this. Preacher and Sheep have talked about forming a posse. I'm hoping we get to drive some bandits away from the small town they are terrorizing.

    Excellent, this is what I was hoping to hear, Thom.

    The D&D posse is going to be so badass.

    Perhaps we could challenge some of the G&T people to a showdown.

    yes, yes, yes!

    We are doing this. It is happening. The notorious G&T bandit El Kawaii is terrorizing the good people of the southwest and only the Magnificent D&D Seven can stop him.

    I'll buy it and play with you guys, but only if we change the name to The Kansas City Hotsteppers.

    And we need a splinter group of bandits called Obsidian Spur.


    Are people getting Red Dead on the PS3 or 360?

    Good question.

    Drez on
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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Thomamelas wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    Hrm, I think I might be able to speak slowly. And in other Western news:

    Jonah Hex teaser, staring Josh Brolin, Will Arnett and Megan Fox's cleavage.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG_smByv5i8
    The combination of "SyFy" and "Megan-Fox.com" pretty much guarantee I won't watch this.

    matt has a problem on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Probably going to rent it on the 360.

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    descdesc Goretexing to death Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just so we're clear, D & D red dead posse is going to run things.

    Red Dead may be the #1 game I'm pumped for. It's a tossup between that and LA Noir.

    desc on
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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man. i post in the development thread thinking, hey! this might be good!

    right. because this time it will be different.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    For some reason I distinctly remember playing Red Dead Redemption on some system but:

    a) I can't remember which system.
    b) I don't remember beating it.
    c) I apparently don't own it.

    I don't borrow or rent games either, so these memories confuse me.

    The first RDR is where you're in a town and shit and you can duel people and whatnot right? And you have a kill a whole bunch of Mad Dog McRee-type "special" banditos.

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    JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited April 2010
    the original red dead revolver was a pretty cool game. it was what a friend of mine calls a "friendly mutt" - not a classic for the ages, but solid and fun and with some cool ideas.

    I guess RDR2 doesn't really have any connection to it besides the old west setting, though.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I say this every once in a while, but it's still true.

    I would do anything for ultimate knowledge.

    Like, if it was actually possible for someone to know absolutely everything, I would do anything to do so, morals be damned.

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    DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    man. i post in the development thread thinking, hey! this might be good!

    right. because this time it will be different.

    Should I post that I believe in the Prime Directive with maybe a completely random Jared Diamond quote and a completely random Jean-Luc Picard quote and then leave the thread?

    Drez on
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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Gun was kind of a fun western game if I remember it right. Anytime whisky = health I'm happy.

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    thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Drez wrote: »
    man. i post in the development thread thinking, hey! this might be good!

    right. because this time it will be different.

    Should I post that I believe in the Prime Directive with maybe a completely random Jared Diamond quote and a completely random Jean-Luc Picard quote and then leave the thread?

    sure. if you think its worth the blue dot.

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    #someshit
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    SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited April 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent while playing, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    Uh, no. I'll hopefully be playing a fancy city slicker gone gunslinger.

    I'll be shooting you while I sip tea.

    *puts Bogart on the list*

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I can't believe one of the backgrounds for a D&D character is having spent time in the Far Realm. It's supposed to make you go insane!

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    nexuscrawlernexuscrawler Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YOUR D&D IS IMPROPER!

    /PONY

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    AegisAegis Fear My Dance Overshot Toronto, Landed in OttawaRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    So my sister has just found out she is allergic to:

    * Beef
    * Birch trees, which means she's allergic to a host of fresh fruit (something about pollen mixing with the fruit), namely Apples, Peas, Peaches
    * Almonds, Hazelnuts, and starting up Peanuts

    And this just seemed to come out of nowhere over the past...maybe year or two. :(

    Edit: Turns out the syndrome's called Oral Allergy Syndrome, related to Hay Fever.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sheep wrote: »
    Bogart wrote: »
    All participants in the D&D posse are required to put on a good cowboy accent or a decent Mexican accent while playing, liberally sprinkling every sentence with the word 'gringo'.

    Uh, no. I'll hopefully be playing a fancy city slicker gone gunslinger.

    I'll be shooting you while I sip tea.

    *puts Bogart on the list*
    You'll be his Huckleberry?

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    Dread Pirate ArbuthnotDread Pirate Arbuthnot OMG WRIGGLY T O X O P L A S M O S I SRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I say this every once in a while, but it's still true.

    I would do anything for ultimate knowledge.

    Like, if it was actually possible for someone to know absolutely everything, I would do anything to do so, morals be damned.

    I wouldn't want to know everything. Imagine shaking someone's hand, and some dark power whispers to you that hand has been up a goat's anus... twice

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Food allergies are awful. I couldn't imagine having to be careful about what I eat.

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I say this every once in a while, but it's still true.

    I would do anything for ultimate knowledge.

    Like, if it was actually possible for someone to know absolutely everything, I would do anything to do so, morals be damned.

    I wouldn't want to know everything. Imagine shaking someone's hand, and some dark power whispers to you that hand has been up a goat's anus... twice

    Ideally, you would know that pre-shake

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    Aroused BullAroused Bull Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    I can't believe one of the backgrounds for a D&D character is having spent time in the Far Realm. It's supposed to make you go insane!

    I'd like it if the rules were a little more setting neutral, all this stuff about Feywilds and Eladrin would boil my blood if I actually cared about it.

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Winky wrote: »
    I say this every once in a while, but it's still true.

    I would do anything for ultimate knowledge.

    Like, if it was actually possible for someone to know absolutely everything, I would do anything to do so, morals be damned.

    I wouldn't want to know everything. Imagine shaking someone's hand, and some dark power whispers to you that hand has been up a goat's anus... twice

    Well you should already know that, in which case why do you want to shake his hand you're gross!

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    ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    also some D&D dudes explain how Alchemy and alchemical rituals work

    Like how do I start making frost bombs?

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    firewaterwordfirewaterword Satchitananda Pais Vasco to San FranciscoRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Big yawn.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I think knowing everything would be pretty awful and overwhelming. Like the scene in Bruce Almighty where he hears every single prayer at the exact same time.

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    Look Out it's Sabs!Look Out it's Sabs! Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Aegis wrote: »
    So my sister has just found out she is allergic to:

    * Beef
    * Birch trees, which means she's allergic to a host of fresh fruit (something about pollen mixing with the fruit), namely Apples, Peas, Peaches
    * Almonds, Hazelnuts, and starting up Peanuts

    And this just seemed to come out of nowhere over the past...maybe year or two. :(

    Edit: Turns out the syndrome's called Oral Allergy Syndrome, related to Hay Fever.

    Wooo good thing there, we almost thought she was allergic to my meat, that would have sucked.

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