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What do you want your body to do after you die?

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
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    my god they would be there for... let me check....

    edit: about six hours

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    fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
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    my god they would be there for... let me check....

    edit: about six hours

    that's it?

    at my funeral they'd be there for at least a week.

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    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    11 scenes, average is probably about half an hour so yeah six hours for me too. That's really not a lot.

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Darmak wrote: »
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    yeah. it's pretty much the only one i've ever had. the whole process of just slowly being able to not move as the pressure bares down and then hardens around you.

    i've always had this imagined thing that it would be so torturous to be put in cement. even with your head out of it, the whole thing hardening around you so that you can't continue to breathe in and expand your chest.

    i'm not even sure that that is what happens but it is the only thing that gives me the heebie jeebies. everything else i can think of, i could see myself facing

    Also, when the cement cures it produces heat so you would get extremely hot. I don't know how hot, if it would just be uncomfortable or if you'd be baked alive, but I wouldn't want to find out either.

    *Concrete. Cement is a component of concrete.

    It would be hot enough to kill you, but not very quickly. Like being poached.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    L|ama wrote: »
    11 scenes, average is probably about half an hour so yeah six hours for me too. That's really not a lot.

    Amateurs!

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    that's it?

    at my funeral they'd be there for at least a week.
    God... I wonder how long they'd be there for mine...

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I basically quit downloading porn once sites like Redtube came around.

    I've still got a fair amount left over, though.

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    YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want a sky burial

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RAGE. wrote: »
    I basically quit downloading porn once sites like Redtube came around.

    I've still got a fair amount left over, though.
    A good portion of the shit I beat off to can't be found on sites like redtube, xnxx, &c.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I'm gonna get myself turned into a diamond for sure.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YardGnome wrote: »
    I want a sky burial
    Seems like a lot of wasted energy is put into prepping the body. Just chuck it out there, I'm sure the vultures can handle dismembering it themselves.

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    YardGnomeYardGnome Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    YardGnome wrote: »
    I want a sky burial
    Seems like a lot of wasted energy is put into prepping the body. Just chuck it out there, I'm sure the vultures can handle dismembering it themselves.
    it's spiritual and shit, man

    magic, that shit's all around you and you don't even know it

    yeah, I'll admit that the idea of just being thrown to the birds is more of what I'm looking at

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    I'm gonna get myself turned into a diamond for sure.
    Can I wear you, Bel?

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    YardGnome wrote: »
    it's spiritual and shit, man

    magic, that shit's all around you and you don't even know it

    yeah, I'll admit that the idea of just being thrown to the birds is more of what I'm looking at
    I find far more spirituality in the simplicity of a vulture eating me than needlessly wasted energy going into the preparation of my body.

    As above, so below, son. It doesn't mean shit, in the end.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I'm gonna get myself turned into a diamond for sure.
    Can I wear you, Bel?
    aww yus

    I can't decide though, on a ring setting, or a necklace, or what.
    cock ring encrusted with diamonds.

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    RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    RAGE. wrote: »
    I basically quit downloading porn once sites like Redtube came around.

    I've still got a fair amount left over, though.
    A good portion of the shit I beat off to can't be found on sites like redtube, xnxx, &c.

    Yeah, occasionally I need to find something new and weird.

    In a related matter: It is fucking hard to find a decent video of a chick with a dick fucking another chick.

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    ViscountalphaViscountalpha The pen is mightier than the sword http://youtu.be/G_sBOsh-vyIRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want them to sever my head from my neck when I die. I don't want to rise with the undead/zombie apocalypse. It's the least I can do.

    That and have a grave stone that mocks people. I want to still be talking shit 200+ years from my death.

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    PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Also, I wonder if they could use my skin to create human bags or purses. I'm sure I can work something out with an artist.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    aww yus

    I can't decide though, on a ring setting, or a necklace, or what.
    cock ring encrusted with diamonds.
    Big ole diamond butt-plug.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Bel's last words: "Keep a little part of me deep inside you, always."

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    De Bel's: A Diamond Buttplug is forever

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    RAGE. wrote: »
    Yeah, occasionally I need to find something new and weird.

    In a related matter: It is fucking hard to find a decent video of a chick with a dick fucking another chick.
    The answer is: It's almost god damned impossible to find.

    Especially when you throw in other fetishes too. You want a BDSM themed, shemale bukkake? Good. Fucking. Luck.

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    Dox the PIDox the PI Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Donate all the working parts then Cremation

    I think being buried is a waste of space and will not become a hypocrite in death!

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    WeaverWeaver Who are you? What do you want?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Callius wrote: »
    RAGE. wrote: »
    Yeah, occasionally I need to find something new and weird.

    In a related matter: It is fucking hard to find a decent video of a chick with a dick fucking another chick.
    The answer is: It's almost god damned impossible to find.

    Especially when you throw in other fetishes too. You want a BDSM themed, shemale bukkake? Good. Fucking. Luck.

    xhamster

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Belruel wrote: »
    Callius wrote: »
    Belruel wrote: »
    I'm gonna get myself turned into a diamond for sure.
    Can I wear you, Bel?
    aww yus

    I can't decide though, on a ring setting, or a necklace, or what.
    cock ring encrusted with diamonds.

    wasn't that whole "have your ashes diamondized" thing just a big scam?

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    B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Cremated.
    Ashes mixed with TNT.
    Sticks handed out to the mourners.

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    upload me to a computer

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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] regular
    edited April 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    upload deeze nuts.
    Upload your momz nuts

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    Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I want my body to be fed to feral dogs. The only preparation I demand is that my hand and my dick be set on some kind of a spring-loaded rig so it looks like I'm jerking off to the whole process.

    Because fuck dying, if I'm going to do it, it's gonna be on my own terms.

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    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Weaver wrote: »
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    even xhamster can not satiate my perverse needs at all times

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    ZephyrZephyr Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    fantasti

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Hey Cal, I was considering drastically reducing the size of my porn collection the other day.

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    I regret my decision to delete all of my porn a couple years back


    it was only pictures, but they were the best of the best!

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    It's mostly just because I have so much

    and so much of it is never watched or anything

    so I'm like man, I should scale this back

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    But man, your porn collection is the stuff of legends

    you can't disassemble that

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Haha, that's what some have told me

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    The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just copy what you want and keep the full collection somewhere else


    in a safe

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Buried underground, never to be touched or sullied by the hands of men?

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    edited April 2010
    Just copy what you want and keep the full collection somewhere else


    in a safe

    In here

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