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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Jintor wrote: »
    re the window thing, I think they have, like, two or three different window SCPs already.

    Oh hey, it's Bright!

    SO?

    How many "invulnerable humanoids" do they have?

    like a million

    #pipe on
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    FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I, too, am an invulnerable humanoid that unwittingly destroys all humans in my vicinity

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    do you wanna see me eat a hotdog
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Faynor wrote: »
    I, too, am an invulnerable humanoid that unwittingly destroys all humans in my vicinity

    I'm a language virus that self inserts itself at every opportunity.

    Be seein' you in your SCP log.

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Jintor wrote: »
    re the window thing, I think they have, like, two or three different window SCPs already.

    Oh hey, it's Bright!

    SO?

    How many "invulnerable humanoids" do they have?

    like a million

    We're trying to cut down on portals to other dimensions from what douches emerge and windows into places that aren't behind the window, is what i'm saying

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.

    Melding on
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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Make it into an SCP

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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.

    It is to late, the owl is hooting from inside the house!

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    SCP 0862934 The Owl that won't shut up

    SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BYToady wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.

    It is to late, the owl is hooting from inside the house!

    And then Melding was the owl.

    Melding on
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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
    I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for him showing up, since I mentioned the site/thread in my application

    I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk, if i get eaten by a giant lizard i am going to haunt you SO HARD!

    The joke is my internet stretching dinosaur motif and fear of giant lizards.

    Edit the second: hey the owl shut up! I win! IN YOUR FACE NATURE!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    TheExAm wrote: »
    Upon hearing the news that Fishmonger got banned, I quickly collected Wanderlust pages 1, 3, 5-7, 9, 10 and the Epilogue from the Google cache. The missing ones weren't cached and Wayback Machine is no help.

    Should the google cache disappear, I've got those ones in txt files.

    You might also want to grab SCP-228, SCP-299, SCP-303, SCP-372, SCP-434, SCP-436, SCP-496, SCP-513, SCP-673, SCP-727, SCP-808, and SCP-908.

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anybody got some spooky ideas for a metronome?

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    each time it ticks someone dies!

    It's made of the bones of famous pianists!

    Each person who hears it has their heartbeat synced to it causing possible cardiac arrest.

    It runs on HUMAN BLOOD!

    It's a normal metronome, but people think that is does one of these things!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Man I haven't sat down and wrote a full thing in quite awhile. But now that Fishmounger took his stuff, and with Dr.Bright popping in here, I think I'm going to fill out an app and maybe sit down and start writing some stuff.

    Need to work on my grammar and punctuation first

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Houk wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
    I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for him showing up, since I mentioned the site/thread in my application

    I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!

    I just did a google search looking for that Union page, seeing if it was cached anywhere. This thread came up 3rd behind two SCP site entries! Could've been random chance :P

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    Each person who hears it has their heartbeat synced to it causing possible cardiac arrest.

    i'mma check if that one's been done before and then invest some thought into it. I certainly had something along those lines in mind.

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    AistanAistan Tiny Bat Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Hmmm apparently my ketchup idea isn't spooky enough for the folks in the chat.

    Maybe I was thinking more along the lines of Warehouse 13 than SCP.




    Ketchup packets... that dispense HUMAN BLOOD.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I've read like 100 of these.

    But not all of them.

    Is there a model train one? I have a good idea for a model train.

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    Raiden333Raiden333 Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've read like 100 of these.

    But not all of them.

    Is there a model train one? I have a good idea for a model train.

    Sort of. There's a model town that's like a miniature universe, and I think it includes a model train.

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    There was a steam sig here. It's gone now.
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Spooky can of coke.

    It is a can of coke filled with HUMAN BLOOD!

    Spooky Computer.

    It is a Pentium 133, capable of running Windows vista, while powered by HUMAN BLOOD!

    Spooky spooky Item

    It's a regular spooky item, that has something to do with HUMAN BLOOD!

    Someone get me steven king and a million dollars, i am on to something.

    Edit:

    Spookier Steven King

    It's regular Steven king filled with HUMAN BLOOD!

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raiden333 wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I've read like 100 of these.

    But not all of them.

    Is there a model train one? I have a good idea for a model train.

    Sort of. There's a model town that's like a miniature universe, and I think it includes a model train.

    Still I think this one will work. I might as well try it and see if they accept it

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.

    Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arrath wrote: »
    Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.

    Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.

    I'd say just go with "everybody who can hear the metronome is forced to act with the rhythm". Like, that car commercial I can't remember.

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    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Arrath wrote: »
    Houk wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?

    I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.

    Lets see if it works on dead people!

    Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
    I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for him showing up, since I mentioned the site/thread in my application

    I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!

    I just did a google search looking for that Union page, seeing if it was cached anywhere. This thread came up 3rd behind two SCP site entries! Could've been random chance :P
    Oh actually speaking of that Union page, I just read it today right before it was deleted. I should check and see if it's still in my laptop cache, save it just in case.

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    ArrathArrath Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Garthor wrote: »
    Arrath wrote: »
    Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.

    Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.

    I'd say just go with "everybody who can hear the metronome is forced to act with the rhythm". Like, that car commercial I can't remember.

    Imagine a whole room of test subjects blinking in time with it. Yikes.

    Edit: Houk: I'd love to read it if you do!

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Keep throwing metronome ideas around guys, I'm just going to take credit for it when I write it up

    Kidding, you'll all get credit! Seriously, that image of a whole room of test subjects blinking in time is disturbing. I need to figure out some limits.

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    SilvenSilven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    The ridiculously dangerous end-the-world type SCPs are great, but I'd really like to see more here-to-protect SCPs.

    I mean, there are like forty beings of unimaginable evil in the foundation versus, like, two dudes who are there to help

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    SCP 0862934 The Owl that won't shut up

    SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!

    I encountered this one as well, in all seriousness

    Last night an owl just hooted incessantly from 3 am to 7 am and I got no sleep at all

    Little feathery bastard.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Aistan wrote: »
    Hmmm apparently my ketchup idea isn't spooky enough for the folks in the chat.

    Maybe I was thinking more along the lines of Warehouse 13 than SCP.




    Ketchup packets... that dispense HUMAN BLOOD.

    man that sucks I really liked that idea

    and nobody liked my double mint gum

    I thought that was funny :|

    #pipe on
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    BYToadyBYToady Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Melding wrote: »
    SCP 0862934 The Owl that won't shut up

    SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!

    I encountered this one as well, in all seriousness

    Last night an owl just hooted incessantly from 3 am to 7 am and I got no sleep at all

    Little feathery bastard.

    My god, it can fly across oceans!

    BYToady on
    Battletag BYToady#1454
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    SilvenSilven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Supersonic annoyance owl.

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Silven wrote: »
    Supersonic annoyance owl.

    they can hear it though

    so it ain't supersonic

    or subsonic

    it's just sonic

    #pipe on
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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Silven wrote: »
    Supersonic annoyance owl.

    they can hear it though

    so it ain't supersonic

    or subsonic

    it's just sonic

    Sonic.jpg

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    that's the ticket

    #pipe on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    Can we consider 294 a being that is here to help?

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    JintorJintor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Item #: SCP-453

    Object Class: Safe

    Special Containment Procedures: SCP-453 is impossible to contain through any previously explored means. Original secure holding facility has thus been requisitioned for use of the more dangerous SCP-███. 453's current quarters are a small room with a stand and a semi-automated food and water dispensary system. Said room is located deep in the heart of the ██████ facility.

    Description: SCP-453 resembles a large specimen of Bubo virginianus. Attempts to properly sample, observe, or housetrain the subject have proved fruitless. SCP-453 can travel instantaneously between locations and has been sighted on 3 continents, and heard on 7.

    Incident report 453-1:
    Subject returned to its previous quarters and OH FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!

    Incident report 453-2:
    It would appear that the subject is the most annoying thing that you could I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE

    I am going to stab that fucking owl I swear to god
    Stab the owl stab the owl stab the owl

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    SilvenSilven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I need this to be a real SCP entry.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited June 2010
    All researchers connected to ongoing studies of 453 have been found dead.

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