re the window thing, I think they have, like, two or three different window SCPs already.
Oh hey, it's Bright!
SO?
How many "invulnerable humanoids" do they have?
like a million
We're trying to cut down on portals to other dimensions from what douches emerge and windows into places that aren't behind the window, is what i'm saying
SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
Upon hearing the news that Fishmonger got banned, I quickly collected Wanderlust pages 1, 3, 5-7, 9, 10 and the Epilogue from the Google cache. The missing ones weren't cached and Wayback Machine is no help.
Should the google cache disappear, I've got those ones in txt files.
You might also want to grab SCP-228, SCP-299, SCP-303, SCP-372, SCP-434, SCP-436, SCP-496, SCP-513, SCP-673, SCP-727, SCP-808, and SCP-908.
Man I haven't sat down and wrote a full thing in quite awhile. But now that Fishmounger took his stuff, and with Dr.Bright popping in here, I think I'm going to fill out an app and maybe sit down and start writing some stuff.
Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?
I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.
Lets see if it works on dead people!
Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for him showing up, since I mentioned the site/thread in my application
I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!
I just did a google search looking for that Union page, seeing if it was cached anywhere. This thread came up 3rd behind two SCP site entries! Could've been random chance :P
Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.
Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.
Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.
Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.
I'd say just go with "everybody who can hear the metronome is forced to act with the rhythm". Like, that car commercial I can't remember.
Ever notice when ever we talk about something, often a representative shows up here?
I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.
Lets see if it works on dead people!
Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
I'm gonna go ahead and take credit for him showing up, since I mentioned the site/thread in my application
I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!
I just did a google search looking for that Union page, seeing if it was cached anywhere. This thread came up 3rd behind two SCP site entries! Could've been random chance :P
Oh actually speaking of that Union page, I just read it today right before it was deleted. I should check and see if it's still in my laptop cache, save it just in case.
Anyone exposed to the metronome talks oddly/in time with it (say iambic pentameter or whatever) for some period of time, increased exposure causes the effect to last longer and longer until it is permanent. Driven by unknown force, mechanism cannot be stopped.
Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.
I'd say just go with "everybody who can hear the metronome is forced to act with the rhythm". Like, that car commercial I can't remember.
Imagine a whole room of test subjects blinking in time with it. Yikes.
Keep throwing metronome ideas around guys, I'm just going to take credit for it when I write it up
Kidding, you'll all get credit! Seriously, that image of a whole room of test subjects blinking in time is disturbing. I need to figure out some limits.
SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
I encountered this one as well, in all seriousness
Last night an owl just hooted incessantly from 3 am to 7 am and I got no sleep at all
Little feathery bastard.
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SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
I encountered this one as well, in all seriousness
Last night an owl just hooted incessantly from 3 am to 7 am and I got no sleep at all
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-453 is impossible to contain through any previously explored means. Original secure holding facility has thus been requisitioned for use of the more dangerous SCP-███. 453's current quarters are a small room with a stand and a semi-automated food and water dispensary system. Said room is located deep in the heart of the ██████ facility.
Description: SCP-453 resembles a large specimen of Bubo virginianus. Attempts to properly sample, observe, or housetrain the subject have proved fruitless. SCP-453 can travel instantaneously between locations and has been sighted on 3 continents, and heard on 7.
Incident report 453-1:
Subject returned to its previous quarters and OH FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
Incident report 453-2:
It would appear that the subject is the most annoying thing that you could I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE
I am going to stab that fucking owl I swear to god
Stab the owl stab the owl stab the owl
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SO?
How many "invulnerable humanoids" do they have?
like a million
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
I'm a language virus that self inserts itself at every opportunity.
Be seein' you in your SCP log.
We're trying to cut down on portals to other dimensions from what douches emerge and windows into places that aren't behind the window, is what i'm saying
I think, as a group, we have the abilities to summon people we find interesting here.
Lets see if it works on dead people!
Also there is an owl outside of my house somewhere, please advise.
It is to late, the owl is hooting from inside the house!
SCP 0862934 Appears to be a regular owl, except for the one defining property of NOT SHUTTING UP WHEN I YELL AT IT! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
And then Melding was the owl.
I don't care if a dozen other forumers mentioned it when they signed up, I said it first so I get credit!
The joke is my internet stretching dinosaur motif and fear of giant lizards.
Edit the second: hey the owl shut up! I win! IN YOUR FACE NATURE!
You might also want to grab SCP-228, SCP-299, SCP-303, SCP-372, SCP-434, SCP-436, SCP-496, SCP-513, SCP-673, SCP-727, SCP-808, and SCP-908.
It's made of the bones of famous pianists!
Each person who hears it has their heartbeat synced to it causing possible cardiac arrest.
It runs on HUMAN BLOOD!
It's a normal metronome, but people think that is does one of these things!
Need to work on my grammar and punctuation first
I just did a google search looking for that Union page, seeing if it was cached anywhere. This thread came up 3rd behind two SCP site entries! Could've been random chance :P
i'mma check if that one's been done before and then invest some thought into it. I certainly had something along those lines in mind.
Maybe I was thinking more along the lines of Warehouse 13 than SCP.
Ketchup packets... that dispense HUMAN BLOOD.
But not all of them.
Is there a model train one? I have a good idea for a model train.
Sort of. There's a model town that's like a miniature universe, and I think it includes a model train.
It is a can of coke filled with HUMAN BLOOD!
Spooky Computer.
It is a Pentium 133, capable of running Windows vista, while powered by HUMAN BLOOD!
Spooky spooky Item
It's a regular spooky item, that has something to do with HUMAN BLOOD!
Someone get me steven king and a million dollars, i am on to something.
Edit:
Spookier Steven King
It's regular Steven king filled with HUMAN BLOOD!
Still I think this one will work. I might as well try it and see if they accept it
Thrown into a sound proofed room. Destroyed by incineration after a Foundation staff member broke in and exposed himself for the purpose of winning back a scorned love by poem.
I'd say just go with "everybody who can hear the metronome is forced to act with the rhythm". Like, that car commercial I can't remember.
Imagine a whole room of test subjects blinking in time with it. Yikes.
Edit: Houk: I'd love to read it if you do!
Kidding, you'll all get credit! Seriously, that image of a whole room of test subjects blinking in time is disturbing. I need to figure out some limits.
I mean, there are like forty beings of unimaginable evil in the foundation versus, like, two dudes who are there to help
I encountered this one as well, in all seriousness
Last night an owl just hooted incessantly from 3 am to 7 am and I got no sleep at all
Little feathery bastard.
man that sucks I really liked that idea
and nobody liked my double mint gum
I thought that was funny
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
My god, it can fly across oceans!
they can hear it though
so it ain't supersonic
or subsonic
it's just sonic
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Need some stuff designed or printed? I can help with that.
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-453 is impossible to contain through any previously explored means. Original secure holding facility has thus been requisitioned for use of the more dangerous SCP-███. 453's current quarters are a small room with a stand and a semi-automated food and water dispensary system. Said room is located deep in the heart of the ██████ facility.
Description: SCP-453 resembles a large specimen of Bubo virginianus. Attempts to properly sample, observe, or housetrain the subject have proved fruitless. SCP-453 can travel instantaneously between locations and has been sighted on 3 continents, and heard on 7.
Incident report 453-1:
Subject returned to its previous quarters and OH FOR GOD'S SAKE SHUT UP! NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR HOOTING! SHUT UP! GOD!
Incident report 453-2:
It would appear that the subject is the most annoying thing that you could I AM TRYING TO WORK HERE
I am going to stab that fucking owl I swear to god
Stab the owl stab the owl stab the owl