As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options

Camwhores: Driver's License Edition

StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice,To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Welcome to your new edition of the camwhore thread. This functions just like any other camwhore thread, except for one thing. You are only allowed to post the picture of you that is on your driver's license, or any other picture ID for that matter. Yes I realize some of you have had your license for seven years now, too bad, post it anyways, that is the fun of it. So without further ado, here is mine (ridiculously recent):
Picture011.jpg

And yes, this is approved, by Whippy no less.

Straightzi on
«13456724

Posts

  • Options
    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Thanks for all that personal information.

    I'm just gonna steal your identity duder.

    Munkus Beaver on
    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • Options
    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    awwww

    under 21 until 2010

    that seems like forever away

    potatoe on
  • Options
    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    [that gif from family guy of the mall assistant pouring oil on herself then setting herself on fire then jumping through a glass window].gif

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey what a terrible idea to share everything

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    honestly I approved this just to see who would be stupid enough to post unedited pictures

    Whippy on
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I believe the only things visible are my name, birthday, and address, but I guess I should've double checked that.

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    potatoepotatoe Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?
    Greg would be my guess

    potatoe on
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    potatoe wrote:
    Moriveth wrote:
    What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?
    Greg would be my guess

    I'm going to keep thinking Drag Ragnar.

    That sounds vaguely viking pornstar to me.

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    big mclargehuge etc.....

    PiptheFair on
  • Options
    Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    apparantly your eyes are HAZ

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • Options
    ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    HAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh my god, I didnt even realise you were a guy until I read Sex:M.

    Oh lord.

    ToadTheMushroom on
  • Options
    Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh it went away :(

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • Options
    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Did you really post an unedited picture of your license?

    Hahaha, dumbass.

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
  • Options
    SeñorAmorSeñorAmor !!! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Connecticut has some fugly looking licenses (of which you don't help one iota), but they're not as bad as the new WI licenses (of which she doesn't help one iota):

    dlimage.jpg

    SeñorAmor on
  • Options
    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    she has a manly jawline

    Whippy on
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    JohnHamJohnHam Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My fake ID is one I found on the street.

    Its owner's name was Thomas Merlin

    JohnHam on
    signature.png

  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    (post your real ID)

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    Cerpin TaxtCerpin Taxt Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Quetzi wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    (post your real ID)

    because thats a good idea.

    Cerpin Taxt on
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Quetzi wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    (post your real ID)

    (Internet haxxxors will steal my identity and talk through my mouth, like those creepy commercials)

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    My drivers liscense photo is terrible, so here's my military ID.

    myid.jpg

    Holy damn that thing is dirty.

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
  • Options
    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    lostwords wrote:
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    Did they take it away because you're a huge flamer or because you weren't enough of a huge flamer?

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    TDL wrote:
    My drivers liscense photo is terrible, so here's my military ID.

    TDL, half the point behind making this thread was so we could see some absolutely horrendous pictures.

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    TDLTDL ClubPA, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    No shit dude, but my drivers liscense is from right after my back length hair was cut for the first time in four years (So I could join the Army) and it is so terrible I don't even like to think about it.

    TDL on
    Meet me on my vast veranda
    My sweet, untouched Miranda
    And while the seagulls are crying
    We fall but our souls are flying
  • Options
    WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    aaaaaaaaand my digicam is dead. oh well.

    I like my license photo. I'm very smirky.

    Whippy on
  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    TDL wrote:
    No shit dude, but my drivers liscense is from right after my back length hair was cut for the first time in four years (So I could join the Army) and it is so terrible I don't even like to think about it.

    Oh come on! It'll be excellent.

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    lostwords wrote:
    I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

    Did they take it away because you're a huge flamer or because you weren't enough of a huge flamer?

    I think it is because I was wearing a sweater vest. So yes, too big of a huge flamer.

    lostwords on
    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    By buddy has a fake ID that says his name is John Holmes.

    For serious.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    I still have the license i got when i was 16

    it is hells of old


    i will post it later

    Knob on
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    One time I made a "fake ID" by taking my school ASB card and taping a piece of notebook paper over the bottom that said, in sloppy handwritten script, "I am 21 yers old. Sell me beer. Signed - The Guvurmint."

    Spelled just like that.

    Then, during my grandparents' 50th anniversary party, I showed it to a cousin, and it got passed around to everyone there.

    Everyone laughed except my mother, who was mortified because she has no sense of humor.

    True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

    I keep thinking of the guy laughing so hard he can't think straight, so he thinks it's a real ID and sells you a bong.

    Of course, this is a head shop, sooo

    Moriveth on
  • Options
    KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited January 2007
    i like to think of it as an accidental involuntary response

    like , 'i laughed so hard, milk came out my nose' or 'i laughed so hard, i peed my pants'

    just totally by accident

    'i laughed so hard i sold a bong'

    Knob on
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    Moriveth wrote:
    True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

    I keep thinking of the guy laughing so hard he can't think straight, so he thinks it's a real ID and sells you a bong.

    Of course, this is a head shop, sooo

    Nah, he was more like, "Dude, there ain't nobody watching, and sure as shit you ain't no undercover trying to pull some shit like that. That's the best damn thing I've seen in a month. Just don't tell nobody where you got this, k?"

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My last ID has my awesome mohawk.

    My current one makes me look like Two Face. One side of my hair is nice and neat while the otherside shoots out in all directions. It's awesome.

    Callius on
    tonksigblack.png
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    I laughed so hard I cleaned a kitchen.

    or

    I laughed so hard I built this birdhouse.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Callius wrote:
    My last ID has my awesome mohawk.

    My current one makes me look like Two Face. One side of my hair is nice and neat while the otherside shoots out in all directions. It's awesome.

    Post both of them.

    Straightzi on
  • Options
    RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited January 2007
    I actually know a guy that got so high he cleaned someone's kitchen.

    Rankenphile on
    8406wWN.png
  • Options
    ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My friend grew a nice thin rape-stache and slicked his hair back then made the classic sleezy smile for his ID photo at our Uni.

    It's cool.

    ShimSham on
    QcGKhPm.jpg
  • Options
    Abdul the TerribleAbdul the Terrible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I will eat your driver's license and shit out gasoline!

    Abdul the Terrible on
    Ashban1.jpg
Sign In or Register to comment.