Camwhores: Driver's License Edition

Quetzi

Welcome to your new edition of the camwhore thread. This functions just like any other camwhore thread, except for one thing. You are only allowed to post the picture of you that is on your driver's license, or any other picture ID for that matter. Yes I realize some of you have had your license for seven years now, too bad, post it anyways, that is the fun of it. So without further ado, here is mine (ridiculously recent):


And yes, this is approved, by Whippy no less.

Munkus Beaver

Thanks for all that personal information.

I'm just gonna steal your identity duder.

potatoe

awwww

under 21 until 2010

that seems like forever away

ToadTheMushroom

[that gif from family guy of the mall assistant pouring oil on herself then setting herself on fire then jumping through a glass window].gif

PiptheFair

hey what a terrible idea to share everything

Whippy

honestly I approved this just to see who would be stupid enough to post unedited pictures

Moriveth

What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?

Quetzi

I believe the only things visible are my name, birthday, and address, but I guess I should've double checked that.

potatoe

Moriveth wrote:

What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?

Greg would be my guess

Moriveth

potatoe wrote:

Moriveth wrote:

What does your signature say? Drag Ragnar?

Greg would be my guess

I'm going to keep thinking Drag Ragnar.

That sounds vaguely viking pornstar to me.

PiptheFair

big mclargehuge etc.....

Cerpin Taxt

apparantly your eyes are HAZ

ToadTheMushroom

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oh my god, I didnt even realise you were a guy until I read Sex:M.

Oh lord.

Cerpin Taxt

oh it went away

Callius

Did you really post an unedited picture of your license?

Hahaha, dumbass.

SeñorAmor

Connecticut has some fugly looking licenses (of which you don't help one iota), but they're not as bad as the new WI licenses (of which she doesn't help one iota):

Whippy

she has a manly jawline

lostwords

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

JohnHam

My fake ID is one I found on the street.

Its owner's name was Thomas Merlin

Quetzi

lostwords wrote:

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

(post your real ID)

Cerpin Taxt

Quetzi wrote:

lostwords wrote:

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

(post your real ID)

because thats a good idea.

lostwords

Quetzi wrote:

lostwords wrote:

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

(post your real ID)

(Internet haxxxors will steal my identity and talk through my mouth, like those creepy commercials)

TDL

My drivers liscense photo is terrible, so here's my military ID.



Holy damn that thing is dirty.

Callius

lostwords wrote:

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

Did they take it away because you're a huge flamer or because you weren't enough of a huge flamer?

Quetzi

TDL wrote:

My drivers liscense photo is terrible, so here's my military ID.

TDL, half the point behind making this thread was so we could see some absolutely horrendous pictures.

TDL

No shit dude, but my drivers liscense is from right after my back length hair was cut for the first time in four years (So I could join the Army) and it is so terrible I don't even like to think about it.

Whippy

aaaaaaaaand my digicam is dead. oh well.

I like my license photo. I'm very smirky.

Quetzi

TDL wrote:

No shit dude, but my drivers liscense is from right after my back length hair was cut for the first time in four years (So I could join the Army) and it is so terrible I don't even like to think about it.

Oh come on! It'll be excellent.

lostwords

Callius wrote:

lostwords wrote:

I wish I still had my fake id to post. It was a crappy Indiana license that said I lived on 6969 Smokey Dude Way. It looked awesome, and worked for a good 3 years. Sadly, it got taken away at a gay club called Woody's a week before my 21st.

Did they take it away because you're a huge flamer or because you weren't enough of a huge flamer?

I think it is because I was wearing a sweater vest. So yes, too big of a huge flamer.

Rankenphile

By buddy has a fake ID that says his name is John Holmes.

For serious.

Knob

I still have the license i got when i was 16

it is hells of old


i will post it later

Rankenphile

One time I made a "fake ID" by taking my school ASB card and taping a piece of notebook paper over the bottom that said, in sloppy handwritten script, "I am 21 yers old. Sell me beer. Signed - The Guvurmint."

Spelled just like that.

Then, during my grandparents' 50th anniversary party, I showed it to a cousin, and it got passed around to everyone there.

Everyone laughed except my mother, who was mortified because she has no sense of humor.

True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

Moriveth

Rankenphile wrote:

True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

I keep thinking of the guy laughing so hard he can't think straight, so he thinks it's a real ID and sells you a bong.

Of course, this is a head shop, sooo

Knob

i like to think of it as an accidental involuntary response

like , 'i laughed so hard, milk came out my nose' or 'i laughed so hard, i peed my pants'

just totally by accident

'i laughed so hard i sold a bong'

Rankenphile

Moriveth wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

True story, though - I actually used it once at a head shop when they carded me, and the dude laughed so hard he sold me a bong.

I keep thinking of the guy laughing so hard he can't think straight, so he thinks it's a real ID and sells you a bong.

Of course, this is a head shop, sooo

Nah, he was more like, "Dude, there ain't nobody watching, and sure as shit you ain't no undercover trying to pull some shit like that. That's the best damn thing I've seen in a month. Just don't tell nobody where you got this, k?"

Callius

My last ID has my awesome mohawk.

My current one makes me look like Two Face. One side of my hair is nice and neat while the otherside shoots out in all directions. It's awesome.

Rankenphile

I laughed so hard I cleaned a kitchen.

or

I laughed so hard I built this birdhouse.

Quetzi

Callius wrote:

My last ID has my awesome mohawk.

My current one makes me look like Two Face. One side of my hair is nice and neat while the otherside shoots out in all directions. It's awesome.

Post both of them.

Rankenphile

I actually know a guy that got so high he cleaned someone's kitchen.

ShimSham

My friend grew a nice thin rape-stache and slicked his hair back then made the classic sleezy smile for his ID photo at our Uni.

It's cool.

Abdul the Terrible

I will eat your driver's license and shit out gasoline!