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bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
edited October 2010 in Social Entropy++
i need a raw source of inner energy. i'm tired, guys. i feel like a goddamned manatee that got somehow ingloriously beached onto the low-paced shores of niche retail sales

listen. every day i've got hours of daylight before work and at least an hour after. what do i do to feel like a rampaging gorilla?

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triple my coffee consumption?

eat protein-fuelled breakfasts at the crack of dawn?

long hours of meditation?

become a neurotic exerciser and just run?

format my hard-drive and install only DOS with edit.exe?

one of you must know a trick: a flawless method to daily endurance and higher-function.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qRuNxHqwazs

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    coffee and cigarettes and cupcakes and jogging

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    rat.jpg tumbler? steam/ps3 thingie: lostwords Amazon Wishlist!
  • Dely AppleDely Apple Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    synthroid.jpg

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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i prefer
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk

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    poo
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    TURBOPUNS

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Piracetam + Adrafinil

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Remember, it's down the street, not across the road.

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    If that's all there is my friends, then let's keep dancing
  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You're a writer, right? Drugs are obviously the answer.

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  • George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    do coke

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Masterbate.

    Alot.

    Start right now.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hunter-s-thompson.jpg

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    get some BEAR SEMEN!

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I hear good things about 5 hour energy. And, uhh, heroin????

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Alternatively, go to the doctor and tell him you keep falling asleep at work and are worried it's affecting your performance. After some BS about getting a good night's sleep, you'll probably walk out with a dextroamphetamine (adderall/vyvanse) or modafinil (provigil) scrip.

    wait what am I doing

    I actually meant penises memes lol drugs & internet

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Caveman Paws wrote: »
    Masterbate.

    Alot.

    Start right now.

    ya but DON'T cum, you'll be filled with some much rage energy after

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    a short 10-15 minute meditation exercise could help, actually

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  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    get some BEAR SEMEN!

    Hold on, I'll just make some for you.

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mr Fuzzbutt wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    get some BEAR SEMEN!

    Hold on, I'll just make some for you.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Have you tried new BEAR SEMEN™, the manliest outta-control energy drink that will have you zerg rushing your day like a crackling on creep?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fuck a moose and you will have the energy of a god. And as an added bonus any baby you kiss will grow up to be Barrack Obama!

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Get some exercise. When I'm actitavely working out I have like 10 times my normal energy

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    that's categorically untrue; I have fucked many mooses and kissed many babies, and only one of them turned out to be Barrack Obama.

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    that's categorically untrue; I have fucked many mooses and kissed many babies, and only one of them turned out to be Barrack Obama.

    One of the moose or one of the babies?

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    the baby, obviously

    jeez

    a moose turning into Barack Obama

    that's absurd

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Piracetam + Adrafinil

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    adrafinil is wonderful. Haven't tried the other.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    hurray for unscheduled mail order stimulants

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    I was working nights and needed to focus!

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  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    hurray for unscheduled mail order brides

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    And now you have a sweet 'stache of darkest mahogany.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This is a judgment free zone

    now please speak directly into the microphone

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  • AeollasAeollas Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Man why the manatee hate

    We're full of vim and vigor!

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Nos (the energy drink) made me alternate between feeling like I was capable of Hulk-level feats of strength and suspecting I was about to have a heart attack

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i don't know about this drug thing

    did rambo have to weasel a script from an unethical doctor, or get high from a drop-shit dealer or a link in a spam mail?

    there must be a better way!

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    the baby, obviously

    jeez

    a moose turning into Barack Obama

    that's absurd

    barack obama is a secret mooselim

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fight a bear on a roller coaster.

    Then once you've killed the bear, turn its organs into a parachute, then jump to safety as the roller coaster is blown up by a shitload of C4.

    Or, you know, just catch a nap.

    Whatever works.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    is there anything I can take that is like viagra but not viagra and doesn't need a prescription and won't ruin my penis if my penis is already fully functional but I still want that extra oomph?

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    Viagra

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  • bsjezzbsjezz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    naps give me headaches, though perhaps not such a headache as the one i'd have after that ordeal

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  • denihilistdenihilist Ancient and Mighty Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited October 2010
    Rhino horn

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    denihilist wrote: »
    Rhino horn

    I'll see your rhino horn, and raise you a lower rhino horn.

    If you catch my drift.

    :winky:
    I'm talking about rhino wang.

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