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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    Classy pigeons...with monocles.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Yelling into a glass jar and sealing it really tight then shipping said glass jar.

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think the amusing thing is that somebody thought Mike gave even the remotest of fucks about this.

    How do you think word got back to me sweet cheeks.

    I assumed the birds told you once they got back to Mordor.

    Either that, or the trees were being chatty assholes again.

    EDIT: For clarification's sake, I meant that it was amusing that somebody would think that Mike cared about the name change shenanigans.

    Not about the fraud thing, that would be a pretty stupid thing to say.

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    tynictynic PICNIC BADASS Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited November 2010
    I think the amusing thing is that somebody thought Mike gave even the remotest of fucks about this.

    How do you think word got back to me sweet cheeks.

    I assumed the birds told you once they got back to Mordor.

    Either that, or the trees were being chatty assholes again.

    Radagast is a big fat blabbermouth.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    tynic wrote: »
    I think the amusing thing is that somebody thought Mike gave even the remotest of fucks about this.

    How do you think word got back to me sweet cheeks.

    I assumed the birds told you once they got back to Mordor.

    Either that, or the trees were being chatty assholes again.

    Radagast is a big fat blabbermouth.

    Radagast the gossiping wizard

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Mysst wrote: »
    I think the amusing thing is that somebody thought Mike gave even the remotest of fucks about this.

    How do you think word got back to me sweet cheeks.

    who knows what the british use for communication

    I do. Pigeons.

    YOU SHOT MY SPECKLED JIM???

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I think the amusing thing is that somebody thought Mike gave even the remotest of fucks about this.

    How do you think word got back to me sweet cheeks.

    Dear Paddycakes,

    I heard you were defrauding some charities? What's up with that?

    See you at Burning Man.

    Love,
    Mike and Jerry

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    Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Hehe, I think it's pretty funny that someone decided to go over Tube's head with this.

    "I'M GOING STRAIGHT TO THE TOP WITH THIS. You'll rue this day...RUEEEEEEEEE!"

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I wouldn't say that's the best part. Pretty damn retarded is what it is. Tube's infraction sums it up.
    this is a hyperbolic joke too. For my next hyperbolic joke I'm going to email your boss and tell him that you've committed a federal crime. Sounds funny doesn't it?

    Ok, now i'm not saying that emailing Mike is ok. It is the opposite and that guy deserves a slap. But how is it a federal crime?


    People of America, teach me things about your country.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I wouldn't say that's the best part. Pretty damn retarded is what it is. Tube's infraction sums it up.
    this is a hyperbolic joke too. For my next hyperbolic joke I'm going to email your boss and tell him that you've committed a federal crime. Sounds funny doesn't it?

    Ok, now i'm not saying that emailing Mike is ok. It is the opposite and that guy deserves a slap. But how is it a federal crime?


    People of America, teach me things about your country.

    I am pretty sure that charity fraud, i.e. when an entity takes your money under the guise of being a charity, is a federal crime, or at least the Federal Trade Commission is involved with handling it.

    However, in this case, it was just people giving or doing stuff in exchange for someone else donating to charity. The charity is decidedly tertiary in all of this.

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I wouldn't say that's the best part. Pretty damn retarded is what it is. Tube's infraction sums it up.
    this is a hyperbolic joke too. For my next hyperbolic joke I'm going to email your boss and tell him that you've committed a federal crime. Sounds funny doesn't it?

    Ok, now i'm not saying that emailing Mike is ok. It is the opposite and that guy deserves a slap. But how is it a federal crime?


    People of America, teach me things about your country.

    It's, uh, it's not. It's a false accusation of committing a federal crime, an in kind response to accusing Tube of defrauding charity.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So the new Cardboard Tube account is to keep the name free?

    I am such a bitter hateful cunt.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    he only said: how about I contact your boss, accusing you of something i don't know (didn't bother to know) jack shit about.

    jippee on
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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Karl wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    I wouldn't say that's the best part. Pretty damn retarded is what it is. Tube's infraction sums it up.
    this is a hyperbolic joke too. For my next hyperbolic joke I'm going to email your boss and tell him that you've committed a federal crime. Sounds funny doesn't it?

    Ok, now i'm not saying that emailing Mike is ok. It is the opposite and that guy deserves a slap. But how is it a federal crime?


    People of America, teach me things about your country.

    It's, uh, it's not. It's a false accusation of committing a federal crime, an in kind response to accusing Tube of defrauding charity.

    Ah right, that makes sense. CT should do it though, it would be good banter.

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    Peter EbelPeter Ebel CopenhagenRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Man, fuck this drama.

    Pete Rebel out, yo.

    Peter Ebel on
    Fuck off and die.
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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Peter Ebel wrote: »
    So the new Cardboard Tube account is to keep the name free?

    I am such a bitter hateful cunt.

    Look at it this way: now you risk infraction by both sides of his personality.

    jippee on
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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    "Tardboard Cube" wouldn't have a reason to exist without "Cardboard Tube." Any other outcome would devastate the Internet.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    thinking of which, theoretically, can one be infracted for one post more than one time, possibly by different mods/admins?

    edit; never mind of course one can.

    jippee on
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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I for one am highly offended and I am sending a box of poo to Bogey as a show of my disapproval. It is my 'poast'. Now can someone tell me where Bogey lives?

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    You'll always be Tube to me.

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    ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Zagalagalagalagalaga

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    thinking of which, theoretically, can one be infracted for one post more than one time, possibly by different mods/admins?

    edit; never mind of course one can.

    Once again, just general vB, it might be different here, but usually when you infract someone, the post is marked as infracted. You could, of course, give someone an infraction through their profile FOR the post.

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    MKR wrote: »
    "Tardboard Cube" wouldn't have a reason to exist without "Cardboard Tube." Any other outcome would devastate the Internet.

    Cardboard Tube is Galactus, Tardboard Cube is Abraxas.

    And that may be the nerdiest thing i've ever posted.

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    thinking of which, theoretically, can one be infracted for one post more than one time, possibly by different mods/admins?

    edit; never mind of course one can.

    Once again, just general vB, it might be different here, but usually when you infract someone, the post is marked as infracted. You could, of course, give someone an infraction through their profile FOR the post.

    yes that. plus that admins can do anything/everything to you.

    jippee on
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    LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Goose! wrote: »
    Tube you should reply to LPM threads using only that username.

    He doesn't often post in my thread :( But when he does, its always worth waiting for :)
    End wrote: »
    I bet lewpie's stepdad gave him permission.

    But he is LewieP's Stepdaddy!
    Didgeridoo wrote: »
    So listen, Who the hell is Lewie P

    My son!
    Tossrock wrote: »
    Henroid wrote: »
    We all have a little LewieP inside of us.

    In fact, you might say we cooked Lewie P and are eating him right now! Haha, ha, haaah.

    Eww!
    Macro9 wrote: »
    I don't know him but from posts in G&T. I am pretty sure he does these for RPS.

    http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/11/20/the-rps-bargain-bucket-hooked-up/
    Henroid wrote: »
    He runs Savygamer, a site that points out bargains and deals on video games in the UK. And he has it spelled wrong, on accident.

    Yep, that's him.
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Was it LewieP's Mom who did all the painting stuff in the AC?I think it was.

    Yep, that's me.
    Reigner wrote: »
    I await the day Lewie P gets grounded.

    Never happened, never will.

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The best part about this is the dude in D&D who emailed Mike about this claiming Tube defrauded a charity without realizing he made a new account

    And got a permanent 3 point infraction for it

    motherfucker


    just

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    sorry about the language there, LewieP's Mummy

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Reigner wrote: »
    I await the day Lewie P gets grounded.

    Never happened, never will.

    infracted
    jailed
    banned

    grounded is just too lame...?

    jippee on
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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    End wrote: »
    I bet lewpie's stepdad gave him permission.

    But he is LewieP's Stepdaddy!

    Hey, hey, hey.

    We all know this new Cardboard Tube dude is a completely different person than LewieP's stepdaddy, right? Right?

    Right?

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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    End wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    I bet lewpie's stepdad gave him permission.

    But he is LewieP's Stepdaddy!

    Hey, hey, hey.

    We all know this new Cardboard Tube dude is a completely different person than LewieP's stepdaddy, right? Right?

    Right?

    yesss. we all know how to welcome a dude with close to zero posts and an opinion...

    jippee on
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    and trundled off to the jungle
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    jippeejippee Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    jippee wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    I bet lewpie's stepdad gave him permission.

    But he is LewieP's Stepdaddy!

    Hey, hey, hey.

    We all know this new Cardboard Tube dude is a completely different person than LewieP's stepdaddy, right? Right?

    Right?

    yesss. we all know how to welcome a dude with close to zero posts and an opinion...

    http://forums.penny-arcade.com/member.php?u=70379

    I mean... 16 posts and the dude thinks he's an admin.

    jippee on
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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    On the one hand, this is exactly what I expected Tube to do. Even with the auction itself, I knew Tube had no intention of actually being the highest bidder in his own namechange, he knew we would outbid him no matter what. It was all a fun little game where we raised some money for charity and can feel good about it. I don't regret my donation in the slightest.

    On the other hand, TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this was fantastic

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    SoaLSoaL fantastic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    i hear he has a kenyan birth certificate

    SoaL on
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    LewieP's MummyLewieP's Mummy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Seriously wrote: »
    sorry about the language there, LewieP's Mummy

    <3<3<3<3

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    BogeyBogey I'm back, baby! Santa Monica, CAModerator mod
    edited November 2010
    Aphostile wrote: »
    On the one hand, this is exactly what I expected Tube to do. Even with the auction itself, I knew Tube had no intention of actually being the highest bidder in his own namechange, he knew we would outbid him no matter what. It was all a fun little game where we raised some money for charity and can feel good about it. I don't regret my donation in the slightest.

    On the other hand, TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
    You didn't know that Tube was never really bidding anything, really? Oh, sorry! D:

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    AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Bogey wrote: »
    You didn't know that Tube was never really bidding anything, really? Oh, sorry! D:

    What?

    That's exactly what I said?

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    SupraluminalSupraluminal Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Would have been kind of funny if Tube had gotten stuck with the high bid on the namechange. Would he have followed through? :P

    Also, though I'm sure it wouldn't have qualified (for several reasons), I'm now wishing I'd thought to suggest "Lady Twatterly" as a candidate for the new name.

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    HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited November 2010
    This was hilarious :)

    Honk on
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    LednehLedneh shinesquawk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tube have you made love to this machine

    or perhaps

    corn

    Ledneh on
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