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    feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Ohmygosh

    Me next! :]

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    can someone give me that gypsy curse that makes me thin?

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Can tarot cards explain why Foolproof still posts here when the other posters are mostly like "man fuck that guy" when s/he posts in a thread?

    I wouldn't even bother posting around at that point.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    feebsicle wrote: »
    Ohmygosh

    Me next! :]

    Four of Wands (Upright). Cause for celebration; completion of a great task, or a joyful occasion on the way.

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    feebsiclefeebsicle a feebs Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    feebsicle wrote: »
    Ohmygosh

    Me next! :]

    Four of Wands (Upright). Cause for celebration; completion of a great task, or a joyful occasion on the way.


    YESSSSS!

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    Metzger MeisterMetzger Meister It Gets Worse before it gets any better.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    foolproof can be a goose, but i don't got beef.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I would like my fortune read

    I have 7 dubloons

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    in bed







    This is a neat thread

    I occasionally look at horoscopes, its all bullshit but I like it anyway

    Yeah I'm like that too.

    It's like I have absolutely no belief in anything supernatural but if it is arbitrarily decided that I am mighty Taurus, having the characteristics of some steadfast bull-man, well it is kind of a nice thought.

    I always wanted to be a minotaur.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Okay, I'll bite

    Do one for me

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joolander wrote: »
    I would like my fortune read

    I have 7 dubloons

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    Temperance (Inverted). Impatience and impulsiveness, wisdom ignored in favor of desires.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    but

    but I gave 7 entire dubloons :(

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Okay, I'll bite

    Do one for me

    Ten of Pentacles(Inverted). Financial disputes, something of great value taken away, whether monetary or otherwise.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I will like to ask about the direction of my life if that's possible

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    This will be here until I receive an apology or Weedlordvegeta get any consequences for being a bully
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Okay, I'll bite

    Do one for me

    Ten of Pentacles(Inverted). Financial disputes, something of great value taken away, whether monetary or otherwise.

    Fantastic

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Foolproof is just fine when he's not crazying everything up

    and he has a more hilarious kind of crazy anyway
    Samir Duran Duran wrote: »
    It's like I have absolutely no belief in anything supernatural but if it is arbitrarily decided that I am mighty Taurus, having the characteristics of some steadfast bull-man, well it is kind of a nice thought.

    I always wanted to be a minotaur.

    When they changed around the signs I was this close to being a naked man wrestling snakes




    Oh and, um, do me please!

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    can I have another fortune?

    does it work like that?

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    just keep getting fortunes until you settle on one you like

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    has anyone yet said that the only card you need is the ace of spades

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    just keep getting fortunes until you settle on one you like

    Secretly swap the fortune with whoever is sitting next to you at the Chinese restaurant

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    If your card's been dealt, them's the breaks.
    Peas wrote: »
    I will like to ask about the direction of my life if that's possible

    Nine of Swords (Inverted). Justified doubt and suspicion, someone should not be trusted.

    (You dodged a bullet here.)

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    just keep getting fortunes until you settle on one you like

    I'll be queuing up in this line

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Antimatter wrote: »
    has anyone yet said that the only card you need is the ace of spades

    Close the fucking thread

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    The AnonymousThe Anonymous Uh, uh, uhhhhhh... Uh, uh.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joolander wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    just keep getting fortunes until you settle on one you like

    I'll be queuing up in this line
    Same here.

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    cj, why are all of these inverted?

    are you holding the deck upside-down?

    dealing from the bottom?

    or something more nefarious?

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Is learning tarot reading hard? There's a deck at the local thriftstore for, like, 12 dollars and I might treat myself for my birthday

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Oh and, um, do me please!

    Five of Pentacles (Inverted). Financial disaster brought about by careless spending.

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Antimatter wrote: »
    has anyone yet said that the only card you need is the ace of spades

    Close the fucking thread

    IF YOU LIKE TO GAMBLE I'LL TELL YOU I'M YOUR MAN

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm dealing from the top of the deck at present. I turn the card over, and the result is drastically different whether or not it's upside down from my perspective. (Technically it's the querent's perspective, but as this isn't in that person's presence, exception.)


    There have been a lot of inverted cards, but these were heavily shuffled.

    Peas should be very thankful.

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    PeasPeas Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    If your card's been dealt, them's the breaks.
    Peas wrote: »
    I will like to ask about the direction of my life if that's possible

    Nine of Swords (Inverted). Justified doubt and suspicion, someone should not be trusted.

    (You dodged a bullet here.)

    Wow

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    no I get that

    I just mean like ALL of them are inverted (I haven't read back that far)

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I am now available for delivering fortunes

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    IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I already got the best card anyway.

    8-)

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    WHAT GODDAMNIT NO

    I was just about to spend some good cash what the hell its the holidays fuck this

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I am now available for delivering fortunes

    one fortune, please!

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    Samir Duran DuranSamir Duran Duran Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Is learning tarot reading hard? There's a deck at the local thriftstore for, like, 12 dollars and I might treat myself for my birthday

    Its not hard.

    Unless you try to read the fortune of someone who actually knows how to do it. They might not believe you when you tell them they're gonna be the first human on Mars.

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Joolander wrote: »
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    I am now available for delivering fortunes

    one fortune, please!

    you will die a terrible, terrible death

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    JoolanderJoolander Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    well, duh

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tarot reading is based a lot on interpretations. Two people can read the same card in wildly different ways, as Foolproof's demonstrated.

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    mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Someone read mine again except this time make it say I get to spontaneously turn into Isiah Mustafa

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'd rather you be you, mensch

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