I'm willing to subject myself to a reading for the amusement of this thread.
Unless the risk for a paradox backlash is too great.
The World (Inverted). Absolute disaster, nothing learned or gained, possibly entirely through one's actions.
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Okay! Now that you've warmed up you can do my real reading.
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Foolproofthats what my hearts becomein that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered Userregular
edited November 2010
/inserts image of the tarot card "the fool"
I've practiced with tarot for over twenty years. I've always found that readings work a little better when you receive something in exchange for the reading (even if it is just a thank you). I'd like a public reading and can offer you one in return (or your's can be private if you prefer).
Does anyone have any knowledge or experience with readings for pay? I've never done that or paid for a reading but I wonder if the money is good if you do an honest reading or if you need to lie just to get repeat customers. I heard that decent phone readings went from 3usd/minute to 5usd/minute in the last few years even as the economy has gone south.
Edit: I can also offer a second opinion to anyone who would like one.
I need a non inverted planetary disaster second opinion Foolproof!
(Being a dyslexic I have always ignored the reversed or inverted meanings and the Crowley deck I have always used has a cross on the back so you can't invert a card without trying.)
You card indicates the one of the great night of time. Entropy or the nothingness that proceeded the big bang. The final result of creation and the instant before the universe is reborn again. It consuls to be reborn in each moment and to live in the now.
edit: it seems to me to be pointing your attention to new years eve. Find something you really want to do that night and it should go well.
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SheriResident FlufferMy Living RoomRegistered Userregular
i'll play everflowing chalice and i'll kick it 10 times
im gonna tap it and play karn silver golem
One of the guys I play with has a tendacy for making infinite combo decks, or just asshole decks. Like heres a fun one: 4 Liquid Metal Coating, then a shit ton of allies including 4 of the one that says "Whenever this card or another ally comes into play destory target artifact"
Or hey how about his Infect deck that has never lost and has never gone more then 3 turns. Or his fucking elves. Or his Myr deck. It doesn't even use Mry Battle sphere. It uses Splinter Twin and Comet storm to do either infinite damage or spawn infinite Myr.
i'll play everflowing chalice and i'll kick it 10 times
I'll play disperse to return it to your hand.
no you dont because i'd rather eat my own asshole than be in the same state as you willingly
Well let us hope it doesn't come to that. I can usually be found in a state of enlightenment so it is doubtful you'll bump into me anyways. Have fun with that anger.
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Viscount Islands[INSERT SoKo HERE]...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered Userregular
edited November 2010
Do me.
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I want to do with you
What spring does with the cherry trees.
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No because it's just random cards
Shut up I know that but it's fun, okay????
so OP
I am the fun-ruiner
Its me
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Okay! Now that you've warmed up you can do my real reading.
I've practiced with tarot for over twenty years. I've always found that readings work a little better when you receive something in exchange for the reading (even if it is just a thank you). I'd like a public reading and can offer you one in return (or your's can be private if you prefer).
Does anyone have any knowledge or experience with readings for pay? I've never done that or paid for a reading but I wonder if the money is good if you do an honest reading or if you need to lie just to get repeat customers. I heard that decent phone readings went from 3usd/minute to 5usd/minute in the last few years even as the economy has gone south.
Edit: I can also offer a second opinion to anyone who would like one.
didn't need to consult a pack of cards to predict this one
(Being a dyslexic I have always ignored the reversed or inverted meanings and the Crowley deck I have always used has a cross on the back so you can't invert a card without trying.)
You card indicates the one of the great night of time. Entropy or the nothingness that proceeded the big bang. The final result of creation and the instant before the universe is reborn again. It consuls to be reborn in each moment and to live in the now.
edit: it seems to me to be pointing your attention to new years eve. Find something you really want to do that night and it should go well.
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Actually sheri, you are making it all up. I'm only part of your universe because you put me here.
shame I have to go to bed
Oh trust me, if I were making up the universe, it would not have you in it.
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Welp, you are making it up and here I am. Don't be embarassed, I have a sheri in my universe.
You are fucking creepy, Foolproof.
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Then they'd deal me a blank card, stare at it for a second, then push me out the door without explaining anything.
Later it would be revealed that there wasn't even a blank card in the deck.
im gonna tap it and play karn silver golem
fun with tarot is using the cards for king of beers and coming up with amazing drinking penalties based on cards like 'death' and 'wheel of fortune'
One of the guys I play with has a tendacy for making infinite combo decks, or just asshole decks. Like heres a fun one: 4 Liquid Metal Coating, then a shit ton of allies including 4 of the one that says "Whenever this card or another ally comes into play destory target artifact"
Or hey how about his Infect deck that has never lost and has never gone more then 3 turns. Or his fucking elves. Or his Myr deck. It doesn't even use Mry Battle sphere. It uses Splinter Twin and Comet storm to do either infinite damage or spawn infinite Myr.
I'll play disperse to return it to your hand.
no you dont because i'd rather eat my own asshole than be in the same state as you willingly
Well let us hope it doesn't come to that. I can usually be found in a state of enlightenment so it is doubtful you'll bump into me anyways. Have fun with that anger.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
Steam
and that is the extent of my tarot experience
(do not google Tarot: Witch of the Black Rose if you are at work)
You should fly out of an American airport.
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