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True Grit: It's quite gritty!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cl you forgot twister, near dark, predator 2, boxing helena, next of kin, and streets of fire

    you are dead to me

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I didn't know I had to list his entire filmography.

    Twister is a given

    And I was going to include Next of Kin but didn't

    At least Frailty is on there cause it is fucking great

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I actually like Predator 2 more than the first.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    you totally did have to list his filmography, because paxton is immaculate

    and cj is the dumbest person alive

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also man Boxing Helena is a movie that needs to be out on a non-out of print DVD stat

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I get that a lot.

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    cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited December 2010
    But hey, if liking Danny Glover beating up a Predator with a baseball bat is wrong, I don't want to be right.

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    CrackedLensCrackedLens Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TLB

    How many Gary Buseys does it take to equal one (1) Jesse Ventura?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    2.491

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I actually like Predator 2 more than the first.

    This is the first time I have heard such an opinion in my entire life on god's green earth

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    seriously

    i love Predator 2

    but it was not even close to the first one

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I actually like Predator 2 more than the first.

    This is the first time I have heard such an opinion in my entire life on god's green earth

    thats not an opinion. its just words arranged in an order which defies statistics.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

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    oddbilloddbill Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Fandeathis wrote: »
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    God how can you think the coda was insubstantial?

    She became the woman she had to be, a cruel and efficient intellect forever tied to the filthy heroes of her childhood. She always loved LaBeouf, she never forgot the curls of his hair. And Cogburn was god's instrument and worthy of enduring low company to visit, even after death. The time she lived into never equaled the men she new as a child, and her will never bent. Even the flesh of her limbs was an afterthought hardly missed.

    Mattie wasn't a finished character until you saw the woman she became. It was a lonely world, and the only order or justice it afforded was what determined minds took for themselves, whether it was the lives Cogburn claimed with his pistols or the bones Mattie saw properly interred decades later.

    The coda underlined the whole substance of that film.

    Glad to see some good opinions in this thread. Don't know why people gave you shit for this post, because you are spot on man!

    Thanks. I was too awkwardly florid in the way I wrote that, I think.

    When she was 14, being aggressive and getting what she wanted, she was in the position of being a surprise to people. Continuing that personality into adulthood, she wouldn't be seen by the men in the world around her as a surprise, she'd be treated as a harpy.

    Also, if she was that good at getting her way, and continued that on into adulthood, everything would always be about her, and that would drive most everyone else away.

    So, she'd be avoided by men as a shrew and avoided by people in general as someone who always had to have everything her way. Spinsterhood seems inevitable.

    Add to that the fact that it is unlikely any men would ever have equaled Cogburn or La Beouf to her. I think Cogburn replaced her father and she was in love with La Beouf (I mean, come on - decades later when she thinks of him the first thing that comes to her mind is his curly hair? She had it bad for that guy) - I'm sure every man that came after them just failed to pass as far as she was concerned. And she didn't have a personality that could accept second best from anyone.
    If she hadn't been bitten by the snake, she would have traveled back to town with both of them and I am sure La Beouf would have figured out a way to marry her. That is the way they were inclining. But the snakebite changed everything. They had to leave La Beouf behind. He couldn't wait out her recovery (probably had no reason to believe she would recover), and so he left, and she never saw him again.

    Had she not tried to get herself out of the pit, had she waited for help, she would have been rescued and might have had a less bleak future. But she couldn't ever put that kind of trust in anyone else. She couldn't let go. She always had to do everything herself. So she tries to get the knife, disturbs the snakes, and in that unpredictable accident the whole course of her life is derailed.

    So I think that's what the ending was about. That these heroic stories, with their trajectories, never actually go the way you want them to, and the world is built by people who will themselves forward, often against their own health and happiness. And nobody can really understand them, except other people who have lost everything by enforcing their will on a world that doesn't care.

    I mean, it's like the second and third Dune books, that most people find disappointing. The first one ends on a high point with the messiah's victory. The next two describe all the ways in which depending on a messiah ruins civilization. The story of how that happens is the point, it's a little depressing by design. But you don't have the whole picture if you stop at the triumph. After that, there is always something worse.

    She got her justice. She had to be the kind of person who demanded justice even if it meant a less comfortable or happy life in order to get it, and she got it. Cogburn was like that too. There weren't any others like them, not that either of them ever found. That seems like the correct ending to me.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    also the commentator for the fights is Phil LaMarr

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    sometimes I think doggies try to read too much into stories

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

    how are you gonna hate on hugh jackman

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    TLB Bill Paxton was like

    the bartender, or something
    in Streets of Fire

    I don't think it's one of his critical roles

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

    how are you gonna hate on hugh jackman

    explain to me what you like about hugh jackman

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    TLB Bill Paxton was like

    the bartender, or something
    in Streets of Fire

    I don't think it's one of his critical roles

    I just like talking about Streets of Fire at any given opportunity

    and man you ain't even seen it so you don't know

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    TLB Bill Paxton was like

    the bartender, or something
    in Streets of Fire

    I don't think it's one of his critical roles

    I just like talking about Streets of Fire at any given opportunity

    and man you ain't even seen it so you don't know

    I have too seen it and I own the goddamned soundtrack!
    and I'm about to watch it again!

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

    how are you gonna hate on hugh jackman

    explain to me what you like about hugh jackman

    he is delightful, polite, funny, dead sexy and really enjoys what he does - like all the time

    he can sing and dance like a motherfucker

    the dude radiates happiness

    plus when under the correct direction his acting is aces (see: the prestige)

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    TLB Bill Paxton was like

    the bartender, or something
    in Streets of Fire

    I don't think it's one of his critical roles

    I just like talking about Streets of Fire at any given opportunity

    and man you ain't even seen it so you don't know

    I have too seen it and I own the goddamned soundtrack!
    and I'm about to watch it again!

    grey ghost you are okay in my book

    but only if you see Detroit 9000

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    TLB Bill Paxton was like

    the bartender, or something
    in Streets of Fire

    I don't think it's one of his critical roles

    I just like talking about Streets of Fire at any given opportunity

    and man you ain't even seen it so you don't know

    I have too seen it and I own the goddamned soundtrack!
    and I'm about to watch it again!

    grey ghost you are okay in my book

    but only if you see Detroit 9000

    But you've told me repeatedly how not okay I am in your book!

    But okay I'll watch Detroit 9000 after I rewatch Streets of Fire

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

    how are you gonna hate on hugh jackman

    explain to me what you like about hugh jackman

    he is delightful, polite, funny, dead sexy and really enjoys what he does - like all the time

    he can sing and dance like a motherfucker

    the dude radiates happiness

    plus when under the correct direction his acting is aces (see: the prestige)

    haven't seen the Prestige, so can't agree/disagree about the acting thing

    singing and dancing i'll agree with

    he is polite and charitable

    my problem has always been along the lines of

    i honestly think a better actor could play Wolverine

    plus Van Helsing honestly enraged me with its awfulness

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Walter Hill is my favorite director.

    Dude knows entertainment.

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    BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    go watch the prestige you dummy

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I'M BUSY

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    The_ScarabThe_Scarab Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of One Must Fall -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

    the only bad thing i could find about real steel that might make me hate it is

    it stars hugh jackman

    how are you gonna hate on hugh jackman

    explain to me what you like about hugh jackman

    he is delightful, polite, funny, dead sexy and really enjoys what he does - like all the time

    he can sing and dance like a motherfucker

    the dude radiates happiness

    plus when under the correct direction his acting is aces (see: the prestige)

    haven't seen the Prestige, so can't agree/disagree about the acting thing

    singing and dancing i'll agree with

    he is polite and charitable

    my problem has always been along the lines of

    i honestly think a better actor could play Wolverine

    plus Van Helsing honestly enraged me with its awfulness

    The counterpoint is of course that while Van Helsing was undeniably shite, Jackman was the best thing in it. At the very least he was memorable.

    He's got charisma. Which is often just another bullet point but the man really has charm. Did you see him host the Oscars? Fucker can dance.

    Plus you owe it to yourself to watch the Prestige. Quality film.

    Basically Jackman works well in those over the top roles, he's a showman. Something garish and brash like Swordfish, utterly ridiculous and only trumped by John Travolta chewing all the scenery in Hollywood.

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    TasteticleTasteticle Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    tlb whenever you post I am reminded of one of my all time favourite simpsons bits

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X1apt6zOa8&feature=related

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    GLEN DANZIG SHOULDA BEEN WOLVERINE!!!

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Walter Hill is my favorite director.

    Dude knows entertainment.

    I wish he'd gotten to make those sequels
    Just to see what else he could have done with that world

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Same.

    Also another movie you gotta see is Knightriders.

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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Same.

    Also another movie you gotta see is Knightriders.

    Okay let me just look this movie up and-

    w-what the hell?

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    It is rad as hell

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    DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Hugh Jackman was absolutely perfect in the first X-Men film

    I will always love him for coming up with the "wheels" nickname for Professor X

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Grey Ghost wrote: »
    Same.

    Also another movie you gotta see is Knightriders.

    Okay let me just look this movie up and-

    w-what the hell?

    the fact you had to look up what Knightriders is saddens me

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    GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Tasteticle wrote: »
    speaking of manly movies

    I just saw the trailer for real steel

    "A boxing drama set in the near-future where 2,000-pound robots that look like humans do battle."

    Honestly they should just say it is the film adaptation of Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots -because that is exactly what it looked like

    Also it stars Hugh Jackman

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    AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I tricked Lady SH into thinking it really was a trailer for Rock'em Sock'em Robots: The Movie

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