Did I ever tell you guys about the time I took a bullet for the would-be tabletop club president assassin? The club tried to retaliate, but I used the last of my energy to to take a second bullet that night. Luckily they didn't roll a 20. I rested easier that night knowin' I saved a life. And let me tell you, it ain't easy restin' with two bullet wounds.
Did I ever tell you guys I once worked as a courier? It didn't last long since on my first assignment I got shot. Twice. Once from an assassin, once from a tabletop group. Anyway the assignment was to deliver the message to the town crier that the (hopefully) notorious outlaw Devoutly Apathetic was to die by shotgun. That's bad news bears for him, but hopefully good news for the town!
I'm just a messenger. I made my 'reveal' a while ago.
Did I ever tell you the time I was fed information? I imagined myself a modern day Julian Assange. In the end the information didn't taste like daisies, but it's good to have some info.
I'm just a messenger. I made my 'reveal' a while ago.
Did I ever tell you the time I was fed information? I imagined myself a modern day Julian Assange. In the end the information didn't taste like daisies, but it's good to have some info.
I'm just a messenger. I made my 'reveal' a while ago.
Did I ever tell you the time I was fed information? I imagined myself a modern day Julian Assange. In the end the information didn't taste like daisies, but it's good to have some info.
....don't rape me bro?
Did I ever tell you about the time I had a revelation? On this day of our lord December 22 I was told by the powers on high that DA would be spared and that town drunk would instead take the shotgun facial. His words not mine. Now I do hope that doesn't mean all town drunks.
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It began with more bickering and shouting aloud
yelling and screaming, quite the disgruntled crowd.
What could have caused such anger you say?
I'll tell you my dear, i'll tell you right away.
It was the Secret Santa and the terrible gifts
one ugly hat too many and everyone was pissed.
They grabbed the exchanger and in a moment of class,
opened the front door and tossed her out on her ass.
Meanwhile some of the baddies were scheming,
they'd crept inside and were doing some stealing.
Of presents and stockings, anything they could find,
but when they opened them up, found only a dreidel inside.
Just seconds later, from the very same room
came a horrifying noise, a terrible boom.
when the dust settled, laying on the bed,
was Santa Claus, with only half a head.
Because of this horror, and this most awful rhyme,
someone decided, finally, that it was time.
Tired of watching, it was his action to take,
he went and brought back, another Christmas Cake.
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Kime - The Christmas CakeHas been revived.
The Dead
Daniant- Secret Santa ExchangeAngered everyone
towndrunk34 - Fake Santa(tm)!Took a Shotgun to the face
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Well I still think this model christmas village needs a mayor. Vote Unearthly Stew for the position and he'll make everything more festive!
Did I ever tell you guys about the evercake? No matter how many slices you have, it just keeps coming back! It gives and gives and never asks for anything else. I personally think it's a spawn of the giving tree, but that's just some hearsay 'round these parts. Now then, if only we had some ice cream to go with it...
While I tend to agree, what about ice cream cakes?
There was this one time I worked at a Dairy Queen over a summer when I was about your age. It was like any other job to pay for college. People loved their frozen treats! Every. Day. Making ice cream cakes from sun up 'til sun down. Making cakes. Making Cakes. making CAKES. MAKING cakes. makingcakes. makingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakes... Some people say it drove me to the alcohol. While others still say it drove me insane. Either way, I'm content with the idea of being a fucking cake legend!
Time for me to mosey on to the bunkhouse and pass out.
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I passed out while taking 500 head of cattle in from pasture? Turns out that, much like cars, horses also get greater MPGs when in the tailwinds of that many cattle. Problem is the exhaust doesn't smell like a bed of roses. The full particulars of that tale are for another time though...
Edit: I'll probably be less active tomorrow due to being home and such. I'll try to pop in when I can though.
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If no, then please explain why you are a dracula.
Damn it.
I'm almost sure the insanity is part of his role and that voting him out would do something.
voting wise im not going to exert myself, Daniant
looks like I missed a jaegermeister emergency bottle!
Daniant.
I am such a coward.
Send somebody out!
"Daddy’s gone a-hunting,"
but will he be seen again?
Drink? Someone say drink? Let us clink spirits for the Christmas spirit!
Did I ever tell you guys about the time curiosity killed the cat? I know some of you are curious, and it just so happens my avatar is a...
I'm no dracula, just a drunken master! That totally fits this theme, right?
It is also not terribly good for the village either.
Did I ever tell you the time I was fed information? I imagined myself a modern day Julian Assange. In the end the information didn't taste like daisies, but it's good to have some info.
....don't rape me bro?
Did I ever tell you about the time I had a revelation? On this day of our lord December 22 I was told by the powers on high that DA would be spared and that town drunk would instead take the shotgun facial. His words not mine. Now I do hope that doesn't mean all town drunks.
On an unrelated note, pass the bottle Alegis!
It began with more bickering and shouting aloud
yelling and screaming, quite the disgruntled crowd.
What could have caused such anger you say?
I'll tell you my dear, i'll tell you right away.
It was the Secret Santa and the terrible gifts
one ugly hat too many and everyone was pissed.
They grabbed the exchanger and in a moment of class,
opened the front door and tossed her out on her ass.
Meanwhile some of the baddies were scheming,
they'd crept inside and were doing some stealing.
Of presents and stockings, anything they could find,
but when they opened them up, found only a dreidel inside.
Just seconds later, from the very same room
came a horrifying noise, a terrible boom.
when the dust settled, laying on the bed,
was Santa Claus, with only half a head.
Because of this horror, and this most awful rhyme,
someone decided, finally, that it was time.
Tired of watching, it was his action to take,
he went and brought back, another Christmas Cake.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Kime - The Christmas Cake Has been revived.
The Dead
Daniant- Secret Santa Exchange Angered everyone
towndrunk34 - Fake Santa(tm)! Took a Shotgun to the face
Did I ever tell you guys about how much it sucks to type up stories on an iPod touch?
didn't samurai die yesterday?
Fixed..
I'm just bad, that's all.
Anyone hungry?
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Well played my good cake.
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Did I ever tell you guys about the evercake? No matter how many slices you have, it just keeps coming back! It gives and gives and never asks for anything else. I personally think it's a spawn of the giving tree, but that's just some hearsay 'round these parts. Now then, if only we had some ice cream to go with it...
Proven by math!
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While I tend to agree, what about ice cream cakes?
There was this one time I worked at a Dairy Queen over a summer when I was about your age. It was like any other job to pay for college. People loved their frozen treats! Every. Day. Making ice cream cakes from sun up 'til sun down. Making cakes. Making Cakes. making CAKES. MAKING cakes. makingcakes. makingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakesmakingcakes... Some people say it drove me to the alcohol. While others still say it drove me insane. Either way, I'm content with the idea of being a fucking cake legend!
and kime what happens when you combine Ice Cream and Cake ;-) ?
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Too much for me, I'm going to bed.
Though if kime is a Fruit Cake how the hell do we get rid of him?
Did I ever tell you guys about the time I passed out while taking 500 head of cattle in from pasture? Turns out that, much like cars, horses also get greater MPGs when in the tailwinds of that many cattle. Problem is the exhaust doesn't smell like a bed of roses. The full particulars of that tale are for another time though...
Edit: I'll probably be less active tomorrow due to being home and such. I'll try to pop in when I can though.
soak him with booze or give him to someone else?
I... I'm afraid. Quick, regift!
Blaaargh what did i do to piss you people off?
OoooOoooO
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Also, I told you all your votes wouldn't do anything to me :P.
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FTC: HONK.
PAX Prime 2014 Resistance Tournament Winner