Alegis, you're breaking my heart! If I die tonight, I blame Kime. And Alegis.
Did I ever tell you guys about the man eating Christmas Cake? Well, one time Kime and I were walking around a fruit cake processing plant when Kime slipped on a banana peel and feel into a vat of irradiated fruit cake batter. I tried to go in after him, but I the batter was just too thick. You ever see a man drown? No? Well let me tell you it's 10 times worse to watch when the liquid is super viscous. If only Kime had worn his water wings that day like I had asked. But NOOOOO, he was a big boy now.
Darkness began to descend on the remaining festivities. The Drunken Uncle in an Ugly Christmas Sweater wandered aimlessly [strike]boring[/strike] making people oh so very angry with his 'stories'. It wasn't long before he was lured into the garage and then locked in.
"Well, *hic*, screhwsh you guysh...I didn't lik youg 'ny'way.." he slurred before climbing into a ford falcon, backing through the entrance and driving off into the night.
Meanwhile, in the front garden, Frosty the Snowman lunged at an onlooker, after his sweet sweet brains. He got within 1 foot before he was blown apart by a shotgun loaded with armor piercing rounds.
In the aftermath, no one noticed the body of the Evil Krampus devoured on the back porch.
But as the party returned to normal, a deep voice rang out. It was a figure in a dark cloak, with a smoking shotgun hanging by his side that was covered in cake crumbs.
"My presents have been stolen...I must return to my own time..." There was a flash of smoke and he was gone.
The Dead Unearthly Stew - Drunken Uncle in an Ugly Christmas Sweater Voted out Sterling3763 Frosty the Snowman Shotgunned Captain Planet82 - Evil Krampus Eaten Egos - The Ghost from Christmas 9999 Had his presents stolen
Unearthly Stew has been voted out twice and leaves the game victorious.
The mafia have been elimated, however still there still exist those who threaten christmas
Uh, it's nice of you to share information with the village and all but the game is still on going and the OP said to not ghost post anything with substance.
Alright, since we're getting near the endgame, I'm gonna do something very risky and probably very stupid, but eh, someone's gotta do it. (and if I'm not supposed to do this, don't hesitate to tell me)
I have some info, and since I don't have any special powers or anything, we thought it best if I be the mouthpiece, since this'll probably end up with me being shotgunned and/or lynched. Info as follows.
Last night, 3clipse targeted himself, and on the 22nd Alegis went to visit Unearthly Stew, but couldn't find him.
I've no clue what this really means, but hopefully it'll help somehow. And I really really hope I'm not screwing anyone over by relaying this info!
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But will villagers get killed by one of the other "Trying to destroy Chirstmas" people? I admit, I've no idea who to vote for either. I'll go for Devoutly Apathetic until something better comes along.
I'm gonna assume that there's 2 other "Bad" people, since Ctn Planet was the last mafia and 4 people got killed, one lynch, one mafia, and two more wildcards. There's 11 people left, so 9 good people, in theory. Kime's Christmas Cake, so that's him out. Another guess is that 3clipse is out cause he targeted himself, but that's very weak. Any other ideas?
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My guess is 2-3 Serial Killers. There can't be more mafia, since he said the mafia was killed, so that really leaves SK or other "neutrals" with some win condition harmful to the village (having trouble of thinking of any others besides SK at the moment).
If they would submit to my ALMIGHTY Christmas Cake-dom, then everything would be good, but noooo.
Hmm....it is rather inconvenient that we gave Stew the win so early.
I've already been seered guys, so you are really barking up the wrong tree.
That said, I can't prove this because the people who could confirm this have useful abilities and are certainly worth more than I am. It makes no sense for them to out themselves on my behalf.
Hmm...Why not PM Kime with who Seered you, he can find out, cause he's invincible, then he can vouch for you? Or would that be too risky just in case Kime is like, "Christmas Cake or DEATH!"
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I honestly think the assumption that Kime is a village positive force is....somewhat questionable. Coloration alone makes me leery of that.
Your plan would still require one of those still in the know to vouch to Kime and expose themselves to him. I value their secrecy above my own survival.
With the death rate we've been seeing we have plenty of time for the village to do its thing.
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Wait, if it's boxing day does that mean we switch positions and the players narrate and the narrator plays?
Man, that took my totally by surprise, so I guess I suck and don't have a vote logged.
Ehem, what? That was there before any post announcing vote close....
Also today's word is ASPIRIN. Who wants some? How about you Egos? Let's drink!
Did I ever tell you guys about the man eating Christmas Cake? Well, one time Kime and I were walking around a fruit cake processing plant when Kime slipped on a banana peel and feel into a vat of irradiated fruit cake batter. I tried to go in after him, but I the batter was just too thick. You ever see a man drown? No? Well let me tell you it's 10 times worse to watch when the liquid is super viscous. If only Kime had worn his water wings that day like I had asked. But NOOOOO, he was a big boy now.
AND CANADIAN! Don't forget Canada.
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Canadians?
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Well you voted for me with no explanation, and the to unearthly stew, which most likely is a bad thing to do.
You were a placeholder because I was gone all day.
Any vote actions submitted before (or during) the christmas forum still count, so you don't have to revote/submit.
also....unearthly stew
I'll go with unearthly stew and how that his grandpa stories finally stop annoying me.
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Darkness began to descend on the remaining festivities. The Drunken Uncle in an Ugly Christmas Sweater wandered aimlessly [strike]boring[/strike] making people oh so very angry with his 'stories'. It wasn't long before he was lured into the garage and then locked in.
"Well, *hic*, screhwsh you guysh...I didn't lik youg 'ny'way.." he slurred before climbing into a ford falcon, backing through the entrance and driving off into the night.
Meanwhile, in the front garden, Frosty the Snowman lunged at an onlooker, after his sweet sweet brains. He got within 1 foot before he was blown apart by a shotgun loaded with armor piercing rounds.
In the aftermath, no one noticed the body of the Evil Krampus devoured on the back porch.
But as the party returned to normal, a deep voice rang out. It was a figure in a dark cloak, with a smoking shotgun hanging by his side that was covered in cake crumbs.
"My presents have been stolen...I must return to my own time..." There was a flash of smoke and he was gone.
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Unearthly Stew - Drunken Uncle in an Ugly Christmas Sweater Voted out
Sterling3763 Frosty the Snowman Shotgunned
Captain Planet82 - Evil Krampus Eaten
Egos - The Ghost from Christmas 9999 Had his presents stolen
Unearthly Stew has been voted out twice and leaves the game victorious.
The mafia have been elimated, however still there still exist those who threaten christmas
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Ya know, like you just did.
Game is quite clearly NOT over....Shut up and delete that...
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I have some info, and since I don't have any special powers or anything, we thought it best if I be the mouthpiece, since this'll probably end up with me being shotgunned and/or lynched. Info as follows.
Last night, 3clipse targeted himself, and on the 22nd Alegis went to visit Unearthly Stew, but couldn't find him.
I've no clue what this really means, but hopefully it'll help somehow. And I really really hope I'm not screwing anyone over by relaying this info!
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Also, we're ina "choose your own role" phalla and you have no ability? o_O
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I'm gonna assume that there's 2 other "Bad" people, since Ctn Planet was the last mafia and 4 people got killed, one lynch, one mafia, and two more wildcards. There's 11 people left, so 9 good people, in theory. Kime's Christmas Cake, so that's him out. Another guess is that 3clipse is out cause he targeted himself, but that's very weak. Any other ideas?
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If they would submit to my ALMIGHTY Christmas Cake-dom, then everything would be good, but noooo.
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I've already been seered guys, so you are really barking up the wrong tree.
That said, I can't prove this because the people who could confirm this have useful abilities and are certainly worth more than I am. It makes no sense for them to out themselves on my behalf.
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Your plan would still require one of those still in the know to vouch to Kime and expose themselves to him. I value their secrecy above my own survival.
With the death rate we've been seeing we have plenty of time for the village to do its thing.
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