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Do It yourself - GAME OVER: Christmas Cake and Village Idiot Victory

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    DevoutlyApatheticDevoutlyApathetic Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dragon6860 wrote: »
    Huh...lucky us, seems a vigilante or serial killer managed to hit a Mafia. Hmm...tricky tricky. I'll hold off on the vote till we get some more info.

    .....Dragon6860.

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    Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    That'll learn me to talk :-D I'll go with a temp Unearthly Stew vote in case I don't get back here in the evening.

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    RevninRevnin Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, why is everyone voting for Unearthly Stew?

    It's obvious that he wants us to, which probably means it isn't a good thing to do.
    We did the same thing with decorating The Anonymous and he turned out to be a man-eating tree.

    I'm voting Egos since they voted for Unearthly Stew yesterday and are currently doing the same today.

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    KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Alright, sure.

    Unearthly Stew

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    sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Can a mouthpiece for the network confirm stew or something? Because unless I missed something, giving the over the top guy who really wants the vote his wish probably isn't worth it.

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Revnin wrote: »
    So, why is everyone voting for Unearthly Stew?

    It's obvious that he wants us to, which probably means it isn't a good thing to do.
    We did the same thing with decorating The Anonymous and he turned out to be a man-eating tree.

    I'm voting Egos since they voted for Unearthly Stew yesterday and are currently doing the same today.

    I have a bigger question on my mind... Why aren't we grilling kime for his win condition given his death color was pink.

    Did I ever tell you dude and dudettes about the time I was an interrogator? It's harder than it seems, but overall is a pretty steady gig. Waterboarding people is an absolute blast. I remember this one time Revnin and I were absolutely grilling this citizen for fun and he started doing the Baghdad twirl on him. His eyes went so wide I couldn't tell if he was enjoying it or what. It was all fun and games until that bastard Jack Bauer showed up. :(

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    TeucrianTeucrian Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dragon6860, I don't get the unearthly stew votes at all. Even if what he says is true, he's not a good vote for the village.

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    sterling3763sterling3763 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    So, nice people have convinced me to roll the dice on Unearthly Stew.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I don't find I want to vote for Unearthly Stew, just a gut feeling.

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dragon6860 I think.

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    Sir FabulousSir Fabulous Malevolent Squid God Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    You better not sheep
    You better not Placeholder vote
    You better not do what I'm about to do
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    Er, TO TOWN!

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    AlegisAlegis Impeckable Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Yeahhh also a Dragon6860. I'm not voting on likely bombs or whatever.

    Who wants to be my drinking buddie? It's xmas so I'm getting gluhwein. Your avatar looks most drunk kellie, join me for a drink.

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    NodgarbNodgarb Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    unearthly stew for me today.

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.

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    Minor SecondMinor Second Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Unearthly Stew

    oh lets just get this over with already

    kill that chatty beast, and when it's done I'll be

    Gone to get a rabbit skin

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.
    Kime
    Do I get cake now?

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Minor Second
    Why would you accept that you are killing someone that you are not supposed to?
    I find the Unearthly Stew vote quite odd.

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    CaptainPlanet82CaptainPlanet82 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Sorry almost forgot my vote. Travelling the holiday will do that. I'm just going with Unearthy stew to see what happens.

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    KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Last minute change to Dragon6860.

    Unearthly Stew seems to want to be voted out too much.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    vote closed

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    KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.
    Kime
    Do I get cake now?

    If Extermatott gets cake, I want cake too. Chocolate awesome cake. With chocolate frosting.

    Mmm.

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    RevninRevnin Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.

    But we all got cake when you died before...

    And then you came back...

    So killing you gets us infinite cake!

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    KellieKellie Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Revnin wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.

    But we all got cake when you died before...

    And then you came back...

    So killing you gets us infinite cake!

    GENIUS!

    LET'S DO IT!

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Day 3


    "Did I ever tell you about this one time..."

    "That's it, I've had enough. You are so unbelievably annoying and your stories never go anywhere.

    Now...GET OUT!!!!"


    The Drunken Uncle slowly walked out the door, shocked that everyone actually hated.

    As he walked out, he noticed the Mistletoe on the door had fallen off and was chewed to shreds.


    "Eeeeiiiiiiiiiii", a scream suddenly emanated from the other room. "My presents, they've been stolen" screeched The Ghost of Christmas Future. "What am I going to do now" he bawled as he ran out of the house crying.

    Amidst the commotion, no one saw the Drunken Uncle sneak back into the house through the back door. He had a few more stories left and he was pulling out his A-game.




    The Dead
    Revnin - Mistletoe Eaten
    Kellie - Ghost of Christmas Future Had his presents stolen

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Oh hey he's vote immune.

    WHAT A SHOCKER.

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    When's the next vote close?

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    PMs are out.

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    RevninRevnin Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    oooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo

    Aww, I wanted more cake.

    oooOOOoooOOOoooOOOooo

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kellie wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.
    Kime
    Do I get cake now?

    If Extermatott gets cake, I want cake too. Chocolate awesome cake. With chocolate frosting.

    Mmm.

    Everyone gets cake.... eventually.

    Kellie wrote: »
    Revnin wrote: »
    kime wrote: »
    Does voting for Kime mean I get cake?
    No. That denies you cake.

    But we all got cake when you died before...

    And then you came back...

    So killing you gets us infinite cake!

    GENIUS!

    LET'S DO IT!
    Foolproof!

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    Dunadan019Dunadan019 Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I have a feeling we just powered up unearthly stew....

    re-edited back to previous condition

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Dunadan019 wrote: »
    I have a feeling we just powered up unearthly stew....

    I'm feeling shockinly mediocre. Just as I was last night. Anyway, now you know my power. I can take athe vote so we don't smoke another villager with it by accident. This buys the seer time, which is a good thing. I'm pretty sure I gave all this information out in my stories if you look back. It is still a good idea to vote Unearthly Stew.

    Did I ever tell you guys about the time I was used as a tool by my goverment? As it turned out some bad people had infiltrated into the highest echilons of my department and I had to do things... Naughty things like sleep with Dunadan. Now I know, I know, you may say "Stew, you're our uncle, that's gross!" But as it turns out, Dunadan is adopted! Anyway, after that incident codenamed 'Chicken Wing Submission Hold on Uncle Stew (CWSHoUW)' Bruce Willis taught me the secret of the easy flow elbow and I have never been put into that position again!

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    3cl1ps33cl1ps3 I will build a labyrinth to house the cheese Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Extermatott for now.

    When is the next vote close?

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    Ghostly ClockworkGhostly Clockwork Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Placeholder vote for Extermatott

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3clipse for fun. And because I won't be here for a while probably. I assume, at the least, tomorrow we won't have a full day?

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    What is your agenda anyway, kime? PM me if you daren't say it in thread.

    Did I ever tell you about the political agitator dressed in pink which got away scot free? Everyone knew he had some sort of nefarious plan, but didn't do a thing about it! Only one upstanding, albeit drunk, citizen dared stand up against him and his pink terror. For some reason they thought the citizen insane! They tried to lock him up in their ignorance. His screams could be heard througout the house, May the rats eat your eyes!!! The darkness comes!!!"

    Err, wait, that one wasn't actually my story... I think I read it in a tome bound in flesh and bone once.

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    kimekime Queen of Blades Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Kill everyone!

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    Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    I once knew a noble thief who stole from the rich and gave to the poor. This fello I believe went by the name of 3clipse. Dude was all, "Check this cashmoney out!" And I was all, "Stealing is bad, don't do it!" Although I think that is a preferable to the life thievery of Kime...

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    ExtermatottExtermatott Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    3clipse because I want Kime to give me cake for voting with him.

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    romanqwertyromanqwerty Registered User regular
    edited December 2010
    Vote will close at midnight EST (as normal tonight), roughly 4.5 hours from now.


    Since it's christmas day here I won't be around for vote close and narration will be an hour or two late.




    Tomorrow will be a 48hour day closing at midnight boxing day (provided that the christmas forum vacates us promptly).

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