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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    So I updated the LP fluffy and kagera

    YOU BETTER BE GODDAMN HAPPY

    Rent on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    what the fuck happened to esr's left eye there

    did rms beard-snap him for saying bad things about GNU/Hurd?

    what

    she is making hella nerdy references to things

    Senjutsu on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    feral i hadn't considered that possibility


    also
    Feral wrote: »
    Yeah, I get that shitty controls are a Thing(tm) in survival horror.

    I still don't like it.

    laaaaaaaadies

    yehp, still hilarious

    Arch on
  • TL DRTL DR Not at all confident in his reflexive opinions of thingsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    A lot of IT nerds say grokked

    I find it hard to believe that Stranger in a Strange Land is that popular

    I'd heard it before but only recently worked it into my vocabulary after seeing this sweet video

    ^Totally worth watching. Really bright, reasonable dude talking Mindfulness at the Googleplex.

    TL DR on
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    jacobkosh wrote: »
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    A lot of IT nerds say grokked

    I find it hard to believe that Stranger in a Strange Land is that popular

    they probably picked it up from the fat middleaged UNIX dude with bulging utility belt who used to work there

    I am pretty sure it is largely popularized by a unix dude named Eric S Raymond who maintains the "jargon file" of nerdy terms he uses and likes to pretend are widespread, which l33t linux doods then use to seem like they are in-the-know

    For reference, he looks like this:
    Esr.jpg

    and is a libertarian gun nut

    hahaha he looks pretty much exactly like I expected.

    how long has he been around? because just in KC I have met like three or four separate UNIX admins who are in their fifties or sixties, are gun nuts, chubby, libertarian etc.

    did there used to be like an alt.lifestyle.fat-unix-dude newsgroup or something

    Jacobkosh on
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Thanatos wrote: »
    I need to try Dead Space.

    Hopefully, it's scarier than F.E.A.R. was.

    It's scary how bad the controls are.

    Dead Space's controls are intentionally weighty and off because Isaac's center of movement is actually a foot to the right and ahead of him. It works really well, but you need to get used to the fact that you are controlling a terrified engine mechanic in a dog-ass-slow repair suit, not a space marine.

    Also FEAR is not really a scary game so much as an exercise in being a Hollywood badass. The first one was fantastic for that.

    Yeah, I get that shitty controls are a Thing(tm) in survival horror.

    I still don't like it.

    How else are you supposed to find shambling zombies super scary?

    I mean, RE5 was a piece of shit out the fucking gate because it still used terrible controls and restrictions as a crux for fear and adrenaline instead of being an actually scary game.

    Sheep on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    What a shame.
    American states are unable to execute their prisoners by lethal injection, thanks to an end to US production of sodium thiopental. Foreign health authorities prohibit selling sodium thiopental if it is to be used in lethal injections, and they will not buy drugs from pharma companies who sell sodium thiopental for that purpose. As a result, the sole US manufacturer, Hospira, has discontinued production of the drug, and no foreign manufacturer will sell to the US. Executions in California and Oklahoma have been delayed as a result of the shortage.

    instead they're just using veterinary drugs

    the usa: land of killin'

    Arivia on
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  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Are you guys referring to the PC version of Dead Space when you say it had shitty controls? Because I played it on the 360 and it most certainly did not. Like not even close.

    I seem to remember the controls for the PC being bugged but that there was an easy fix that turned them into working again.

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    What a shame.
    American states are unable to execute their prisoners by lethal injection, thanks to an end to US production of sodium thiopental. Foreign health authorities prohibit selling sodium thiopental if it is to be used in lethal injections, and they will not buy drugs from pharma companies who sell sodium thiopental for that purpose. As a result, the sole US manufacturer, Hospira, has discontinued production of the drug, and no foreign manufacturer will sell to the US. Executions in California and Oklahoma have been delayed as a result of the shortage.

    oh come on

    when we do that it is proof of US cultural imperialism etc etc

    Jacobkosh on
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    Ludious on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Senjutsu wrote: »
    A lot of IT nerds say grokked

    I find it hard to believe that Stranger in a Strange Land is that popular

    I'd heard it before but only recently worked it into my vocabulary after seeing this sweet video

    ^Totally worth watching. Really bright, reasonable dude talking Mindfulness at the Googleplex.

    Robert Heinlein and eastern philosophy.

    Somewhere Irond Will just got really bad gas and has no idea why.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    I kill people 21 hours a day

    Nerdgasmic on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    honestly, dead space's controls are pretty tight and good

    except for the long recovery on anything to do with melee (read: isaac throwing his entire weight behind every swing) he's fast and precise

    compared to silent hill 1-4 it's a breeze

    Arivia on
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  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    jacobkosh wrote: »

    hahaha he looks pretty much exactly like I expected.

    how long has he been around? because just in KC I have met like three or four separate UNIX admins who are in their fifties or sixties, are gun nuts, chubby, libertarian etc.

    did there used to be like an alt.lifestyle.fat-unix-dude newsgroup or something
    he's old school enough that he is universally recognized by his initials because that was his email address like 4 decades ago on usenet.

    Back when eveyone on usenet was a fat unix dude

    Senjutsu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    What a shame.
    American states are unable to execute their prisoners by lethal injection, thanks to an end to US production of sodium thiopental. Foreign health authorities prohibit selling sodium thiopental if it is to be used in lethal injections, and they will not buy drugs from pharma companies who sell sodium thiopental for that purpose. As a result, the sole US manufacturer, Hospira, has discontinued production of the drug, and no foreign manufacturer will sell to the US. Executions in California and Oklahoma have been delayed as a result of the shortage.

    instead they're just using veterinary drugs'

    Instead of capital punishment, we should just pump them full of ketamine.

    Drop them down a k-hole. Forever.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Rent wrote: »
    So I updated the LP fluffy and kagera

    YOU BETTER BE GODDAMN HAPPY

    Yes

    now update more

    and more!

    Wash on
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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    I also like making a game about tension relatively toothless

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    every time vipassana meditation is discussed in the west, Will gets indigestion

    Senjutsu on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The controls on PS3 aren't so bad. What I'm not liking all that much is when I turn around and AAHHH A MONSTER and then I empty a clip on it in surprise and horror. I got a Trophy for marksmanship, which I feel must be the game mocking me, or its criteria is simply ammo expenditure.

    Wash on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Echo wrote: »
    What a shame.
    American states are unable to execute their prisoners by lethal injection, thanks to an end to US production of sodium thiopental. Foreign health authorities prohibit selling sodium thiopental if it is to be used in lethal injections, and they will not buy drugs from pharma companies who sell sodium thiopental for that purpose. As a result, the sole US manufacturer, Hospira, has discontinued production of the drug, and no foreign manufacturer will sell to the US. Executions in California and Oklahoma have been delayed as a result of the shortage.

    Florida and Texas have commenced shooting prisoners in their cells or just beating them with a club until they go limp

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    look at the dude behind and to esr's left

    is that like the world's longest rat tail or what

    Arivia on
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    rent find me job listings in CA and I will apply

    and we will have bro-time

    Captain Carrot on
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The game gets points for creating creatures I wish to kill above all others

    Wash on
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  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2011
    Res wrote: »
    Florida and Texas have commenced shooting prisoners in their cells or just beating them with a club until they go limp

    You need to cut down on expenses in this economy.

    Echo on
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    The controls on PS3 aren't so bad. What I'm not liking all that much is when I turn around and AAHHH A MONSTER and then I empty a clip on it in surprise and horror. I got a Trophy for marksmanship, which I feel must be the game mocking me, or its criteria is simply ammo expenditure.

    your ways to clear space when you're freaked are melee and stasis

    then bam bam the arms off

    Arivia on
    huntresssig.jpg
  • SheepSheep Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    The first 48 hours of L4D were the epitome of horror games. Super fun, super scary.

    Then you learned the system, saw that multiplayer was broken, and the game got super super super super super boring.

    Sheep on
  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    nerd my friend code is 1248 1892 2684

    Rent on
  • LeitnerLeitner Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Talking of horror.

    Playing Resident Evil 2 for the first time in years.

    It really is rather good, in a fairly unique fashion. Easy to see why it became such a cult hit.

    Staged camera views, and slow placed horror needs to come back as a thing.

    Leitner on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Sheep wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    The first 48 hours of L4D were the epitome of horror games. Super fun, super scary.

    Then you learned the system, saw that multiplayer was broken, and the game got super super super super super boring.

    How was multiplayer broken?

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    I also like making a game about tension relatively toothless

    So you have to have those things for the game to be tense? I'm surprised at your lack of creativity.

    Ludious on
  • SenjutsuSenjutsu thot enthusiast Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    slicehost is getting DDOS'd

    hella sites not working right now

    Senjutsu on
  • EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator, Administrator admin
    edited January 2011
    I need to finish RE5.

    Echo on
  • ArchArch Neat-o, mosquito! Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Feral wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Echo wrote: »
    What a shame.
    American states are unable to execute their prisoners by lethal injection, thanks to an end to US production of sodium thiopental. Foreign health authorities prohibit selling sodium thiopental if it is to be used in lethal injections, and they will not buy drugs from pharma companies who sell sodium thiopental for that purpose. As a result, the sole US manufacturer, Hospira, has discontinued production of the drug, and no foreign manufacturer will sell to the US. Executions in California and Oklahoma have been delayed as a result of the shortage.

    instead they're just using veterinary drugs'

    Instead of capital punishment, we should just pump them full of ketamine.

    Drop them down a k-hole. Forever.

    ladieeeeeeeeesssssss!

    Arch on
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    STALKER?

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • JacobkoshJacobkosh Gamble a stamp. I can show you how to be a real man!Moderator mod
    edited January 2011
    Arivia wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    I also like making a game about tension relatively toothless

    come on. there is nothing wrong or weird with thinking that if a game wants to scare you, it should do so fairly without recourse to failing as a game.

    the two Thief games are incredibly tense and scary as fuck and they play completely fair with controls, camera, ammunition, et cetera. they accomplish the scares with atmosphere and sound design and a lot of hard work instead of just making you not able to get away from lumbering mummies or whatever.

    Jacobkosh on
  • HonkHonk Honk is this poster. Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2011
    Why do people want to hang on the phone for fucking ever while nothing is going on, and trying to end the call won't be accepted?

    Honk on
    PSN: Honkalot
  • WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    I wish to just flood the ship of oxygen

    vacuum them all out into space

    and away from me

    far far away from me forever

    Wash on
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  • LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Res wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    STALKER?

    boooorrrrriiiiing

    waaay waaay waaay too slow and plodding. Too much brown. Too much walking around being bored.

    Ludious on
  • Styrofoam SammichStyrofoam Sammich WANT. normal (not weird)Registered User regular
    edited January 2011
    Ludious wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Ludious wrote: »
    Basically, I want a survival horror that doesn't rely on these devices:

    Limited ammunition
    Forced Perspectives (Dead Space's zoomed in over the shoulder, or Resident Evil's "security camera" views)
    The inability to run.

    So, Amnesia with a gun is what I want. But not necessarily FPS.

    I also like making a game about tension relatively toothless

    So you have to have those things for the game to be tense? I'm surprised at your lack of creativity.

    What would you do oh lord of gaming.

    Styrofoam Sammich on
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