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    OrcaOrca Also known as Espressosaurus WrexRegistered User regular
    Turambar wrote:
    Shepard was getting pumped for the fight by looking at Kaidan
    Yelling at the picture, slapping himself

    "Just picture Kaidan's face on every Collector"

    Yes...imagine it...
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    Oh Kaiden...

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    TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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    TurambarTurambar Independent Registered User regular
    I'm glad that spoiler is empty for me ... OH GOD IT LOADED, AHH

    Steam: turamb | Origin: Turamb | 3DS: 3411-1109-4537 | NNID: Turambar | Warframe(PC): Turamb
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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Well hello there Kaidan

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Lt. Alenko....

    this is highly irregular


    and highly appreciated

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Current ME plan.

    Leave Grunt in the tube.
    Leave Legion turned off.
    Don't ever check my email.
    Don't see the council.
    Don't talk to Bailey.
    Don't talk to Wrex
    Buy all the upgrades
    Only do Jack's, Zaeed's, Kasumi's and Miranda's side mission.

    See who comes out alive at the end.

    Trying to decide whether or not I am going to do all the side missions or not. Probably am.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    You have to add "hate fuck jack and then side with Miranda during their fight" onto that list, Blake.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    oooooh.

    Good idea.

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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Blake, I am intrigued with your play. I wanted to do something like that but I lacked the balls to do so.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I need to finish up a game or two and then I'm going with what Bale calls "the scorched earth" playthrough. Same basic thing as Blake's game.

    I have a really really paragon guy, my canon guy and now....I need a let 'em burn renegade guy.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    I'll be able to bang Jack, Miranda and Liara in this run through!

    I want the man-slut cheevo.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Wait...you can get them all?!

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Well collecting them all would be Tali as well.

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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    I just didn't know that the timing would work out for hate fucking jack and then sleeping with Miranda.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    You can hate fuck her first then do miranda's side mission side with miranda then start flirting with her.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    holy shit, you can leave grunt in the tube? Like, forever? You just never have him?

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    KwoaruKwoaru Confident Smirk Flawless Golden PecsRegistered User regular
    Yeah nobody makes you go in there and wake him up

    and then some poor fellow has to take that option into account when writing the rest of the game

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    FramlingFramling FaceHead Geebs has bad ideas.Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    Yeah nobody makes you go in there and wake him up

    and then some poor fellow has to take that option into account when writing the rest of the game

    No, no, see, the best thing to do to ruin that guy's life is to make a big deal out of how you're going to do that, so he has to write that eventuality.

    And then you don't do it, so it was wasted effort.

    you're = you are
    your = belonging to you

    their = belonging to them
    there = not here
    they're = they are
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    DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    Yea, you don't have to wake up Grunt. You don't have to turn on Legion.

    Hell, in the first game, you don't even need to team up with Garrus.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    that is insane

    those are three of the best characters

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    yeah what do you mean you don't "have" to turn Legion on?

    I am pretty sure I did not see any other rational choice in the matter

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    MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    Look, he is a robot

    who dances the robot

    what's not to love?

    also you'd miss out on one of Joker's best moments

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    KrieghundKrieghund Registered User regular
    Well, you could have sold him to Cerberus, but screw those guys.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Look, he is a robot

    who dances the robot

    what's not to love?

    also you'd miss out on one of Joker's best moments
    robots are not trustworthy

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    MrMonroe wrote:
    Look, he is a robot

    who dances the robot

    what's not to love?

    also you'd miss out on one of Joker's best moments
    robots are not trustworthy

    I dare you to say that to the Hal 9000.

    100% reliable. Except for Human Error.

    In all cases of malfunction, the cause has been Human Error.

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    Kwoaru wrote:
    Yeah nobody makes you go in there and wake him up

    and then some poor fellow has to take that option into account when writing the rest of the game

    Me. That fellow is me. I'm right here.
    Framling wrote:
    No, no, see, the best thing to do to ruin that guy's life is to make a big deal out of how you're going to do that, so he has to write that eventuality.

    And then you don't do it, so it was wasted effort.

    My eye is twitching right now.

    I was pretty jazzed about getting this far into the morning without the eye-twitch.

    And there it goes.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    I wish every party member was optional

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    CambiataCambiata Commander Shepard The likes of which even GAWD has never seenRegistered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Kwoaru wrote:
    Yeah nobody makes you go in there and wake him up

    and then some poor fellow has to take that option into account when writing the rest of the game

    Me. That fellow is me. I'm right here.
    Framling wrote:
    No, no, see, the best thing to do to ruin that guy's life is to make a big deal out of how you're going to do that, so he has to write that eventuality.

    And then you don't do it, so it was wasted effort.

    My eye is twitching right now.

    I was pretty jazzed about getting this far into the morning without the eye-twitch.

    And there it goes.

    Oh Taky, you know we love you.

    And torturing you, we especially love that.

    "If you divide the whole world into just enemies and friends, you'll end up destroying everything" --Nausicaa of the Valley of Wind
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    JustinSane07JustinSane07 Really, stupid? Brockton__BANNED USERS regular
    Blake are you going to leave legion off or turn him into cerberus?

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    Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    @takyris taky, I just want to let you know that the PAX demo was shit hot, and there are no words for how much I am looking forward to hearing more words in March.

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    edited August 2011
    Tali never recruited in ME2, Legion sold to Cerberus
    Tali never recruited in ME2, Legion never turned on
    Tali never recruited in ME2, Legion recruited but died in Suicide Mission
    Tali never recruited in ME2, Legion recruited and alive
    Tali recruited but died in Suicide Mission, Legion sold to Cerberus
    Tali recruited but died in Suicide Mission, Legion never turned on...
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    Tali recruited, alive, exiled from fleet...
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    Tali recruited, alive, wasn't exiled...
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    Oh, hey, did you do Legion's loyalty mission? What did you pick?
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    Who's loyal to you after the conflict?
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    Didja give Tali that Geth data in ME1? Or save that quarian on the N7 mission? Or urge peace or war during Tali's trial? Or help that quarian accused of shoplifting? Or take that loot guarded by the sleeping armature in the side building of the ExoGeni compound on Feros?
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    Yeah.

    ETA:
    @takyris taky, I just want to let you know that the PAX demo was shit hot, and there are no words for how much I am looking forward to hearing more words in March.

    Thanks! Here's hoping! On one hand, I wish we were showing more story stuff, because I know some folks are concerned that we've shown a lot of combat. On the other hand, I'm kinda glad stuff isn't more spoiled than it already is.

    takyris on
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    Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    Wait you can skip recruiting Tali?

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    Renegade WolfRenegade Wolf Registered User regular
    takyris wrote:
    Tali recruited but died in Suicide Mission, Legion sold to Cerberus

    That's what I just did. I wanted to see what the geth quarian conflict would be like without two important characters like them

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    SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    The two sides are instead represented by Wali and Myriad

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    I enjoyed the demo except for one line that made me go O.o.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Also I was playing it in a bathrobe.

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    takyristakyris Registered User regular
    Jordyn wrote:
    I enjoyed the demo except for one line that made me go O.o.

    ...

    You gotta tell me the line, now.

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    pm'd you.

    didn't actually really read that thing I signed at PAX.

    Hangover Shepard DOES NOT READ.

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    DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    dammit, Jordyn

    you coulda scored some merch out of this

    like a lifesized Garrus bodypillow

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    JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    Look

    There are just

    There's other things that

    I can't even...

    *sigh*

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