"For instance, we Slytherins look after our own – which is more than you can say for Ravenclaw. Apart from being the biggest bunch of swots you ever met, Ravenclaws are famous for clambering over each other to get good marks, whereas we Slytherins are brothers."
"For instance, we Slytherins are stupid and also dumb which is more than you can say for Ravenclaw. Apart from being the biggest bunch of geniuses you ever met, Ravenclaws are famous forawesome powerful and creative whereas we Slytherins are idiots."
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I will add you guys
I really didn't see slytherin coming at all
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And I only had to explode two cauldrons and lose 10 house points to do it.
He's my bro Taya, you can't have him!
Sorry BFL but according to our letter:
"For instance, we Slytherins look after our own – which is more than you can say for Ravenclaw. Apart from being the biggest bunch of swots you ever met, Ravenclaws are famous for clambering over each other to get good marks, whereas we Slytherins are brothers."
(you should try this Anti! Join Ravenclaw!)
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were you not asked which of four magical boxes you would open?
man I dunno
I guess I've got a HIDDEN DARK SIDE
they're all dismissive of every other house but they also mention that the thing about purebloods is totally not true anymore
plus I gotta be honest
the green is nice
Yep. Some real geniuses you got there in Ravenclaw.
Go back to your common room in the basement
I'll be chilling in ours at the top of a tower
Looking down on you
Look out the window, Butler
I'm mooning you
Thank you very much by the way!
I guess we gotta be enemies, skullsy
slytherin: they're not all assholes but mostly they're assholes, just...protect ya neck
gryffindor: they're assholes too, but in a different way. like....an asshole way
hufflepuff: lol
just
god damn it
i am not the big potter fan
oppressing hufflepuffs
Neither am I
But this is still fun
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so, you can be like merlin
or invent household cleaning magic like hufflepuff's most famous graduate
which will it be
we smoke dope in the dorms with professor sprout
our nugs sing to us as we smoke them
it was okay for a while but i got bored
Fucking Hufflepuffs man. Can't even use their wands properly.