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When that came out a lot of my HP friends were like, "That doesn't really sound like the sort of thing I'd normally read, but I'll give it a try because it's Rowling!"
whereas I was like, "This sounds like exactly the sort of thing I'd read if I skimmed the synopsis in the library." Whereas I was sure I'd abhor Harry Potter up until my friends forced me to read the (then) four books.
It amuses me.
"I am not young enough to know everything." - Oscar Wilde
As for our relationship with the other three houses: well, you’ve probably heard about the Slytherins. They’re not all bad, but you’d do well to be on your guard until you know them well. They’ve got a long house tradition of doing whatever it takes to win – so watch out, especially in Quidditch matches and exams.
The Gryffindors are OK. If I had a criticism, I’d say Gryffindors tend to be show-offs. They’re also much less tolerant than we are of people who are different; in fact, they’ve been known to make jokes about Ravenclaws who have developed an interest in levitation, or the possible magical uses of troll bogies, or ovomancy, which (as you probably know) is a method of divination using eggs. Gryffindors haven’t got our intellectual curiosity, whereas we’ve got no problem if you want to spend your days and nights cracking eggs in a corner of the common room and writing down your predictions according to the way the yolks fall. In fact, you’ll probably find a few people to help you.
As for the Hufflepuffs, well, nobody could say they’re not nice people. In fact, they’re some of the nicest people in the school. Let’s just say you needn’t worry too much about them when it comes to competition at exam time.
"slytherins are cut-throats
hufflepufs are nice idiots
griffyndors are bullies. they keep making fun of our nerd shit"
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man how fucked up would it be if it told some kid they weren't magical when they signed up
Once I was on the bus sitting behind two girls and I overheard this conversation.
1: So yeah, I'd totally be Ravenclaw, haha.
2: Mm. No. You'd be Hufflepuff.
1: What?
2: Yeah, you're not that smart. You're really average. Hufflepuff for sure.
Without wishing to boast, this is the house where the cleverest witches and wizards live. Our founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, prized learning above all else – and so do we. Unlike the other houses, who all have concealed entrances to their common rooms, we don’t need one. The door to our common room lies at the top of a tall, winding staircase. It has no handle, but an enchanted bronze knocker in the shape of an eagle. When you rap on the door, this knocker will ask you a question, and if you can answer it correctly, you are allowed in. This simple barrier has kept out everyone but Ravenclaws for nearly a thousand years.
hey nerds maybe no one gives a fuck about your boring tower and its stench of rotten eggs
Congratulations! I’m Prefect Percy Weasley, and I’m delighted to welcome you to GRYFFINDOR HOUSE. Our emblem is the lion, the bravest of all creatures; our house colors are scarlet and gold, and our common room lies up in Gryffindor Tower.
This is, quite simply, the best house at Hogwarts. It’s where the bravest and boldest end up – for instance: Albus Dumbledore! Yes, Dumbledore himself, the greatest wizard of our time, was a Gryffindor! If that’s not enough for you, I don’t know what is.
I won’t keep you long, as all you need to do to find out more about your house is to follow Harry Potter and his friends as I lead them up to their dormitories. Enjoy your time at Hogwarts – but how could you fail to? You’ve become part of the best house in the school.
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YEAH I did it!!
Woooo
I'll take my A+ please Professor Snape.
Just click it. It's on the table to the right behind the 2 sacks.
the best part is getting your wand and house
after that
ehhhhhh
wait
where are you
Sign me up
whereas I was like, "This sounds like exactly the sort of thing I'd read if I skimmed the synopsis in the library." Whereas I was sure I'd abhor Harry Potter up until my friends forced me to read the (then) four books.
It amuses me.
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"slytherins are cut-throats
hufflepufs are nice idiots
griffyndors are bullies. they keep making fun of our nerd shit"
that would be amazing
1: So yeah, I'd totally be Ravenclaw, haha.
2: Mm. No. You'd be Hufflepuff.
1: What?
2: Yeah, you're not that smart. You're really average. Hufflepuff for sure.
They got into a huge fight after that.
who could have predicted that the prefect of nerd house would be a tedious windbag
Percy was a Gryffindor prefect.
(I fucking love Percy btw.)
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now this is a quality post.
you shut your whore mouth about prefect windbag
StarFlame22164
hey nerds maybe no one gives a fuck about your boring tower and its stench of rotten eggs
nobody steals what nobody wants
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eh
full of themselves
but hey my bro is there so they can't be all bad
short and sweet
so that's cool
The other houses are actually fleshed out in Pottermore which is neat.
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damn it
yeah they're fleshed out in a letter from a nerd and then you don't get to go there
gryffindor owns, go tell somebody
anyone else a slytherin boy/girl?
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BOOM, RAVENCLAW
damn
I already have 119 House Points what the fuck are you sorry excuses for badgers doing!
Gonna have to get Wizard R. Lee Ermey on your magical asses.
the other houses don't?
that sounds lame as hell
This sounds like the prelude to some awful strip-club song.
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Yeah she's pretty specatacular.
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