Basically it says fuck the other houses our common room is comfortable as all hell has awesome magic plants and isn't a sewer or a roof loft.
Also don't piss us off or you will be mauled.
somehow I doubt that last part
The noble honey badger is immune to your venemous insults. I also note my common room has comfy leather recliners while yours has a thin layer of moisture on everything.
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Basically it says fuck the other houses our common room is comfortable as all hell has awesome magic plants and isn't a sewer or a roof loft.
Also don't piss us off or you will be mauled.
somehow I doubt that last part
The noble honey badger is immune to your venemous insults. I also note my common room has comfy leathwr recliners leather youres has a thin layer of moisture on everything.
you're jealous of our lakeside views
our letter makes note of our soothing sleep environment
God the mobile forum and my phone hate each other
bugboy we will continue our diss session later when I can type a post and proofread it without it posting randomly
In the meantime slick your hair back a little more. People might think you haven't just walked out if a swamp otherwise!
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aren't cosmetics/household cleaning products your domain anyway
My wand is hazel and unicorn. The description says the combo means that the wand will die when I do.
A sensitive wand, hazel often reflects its owner’s emotional state, and works best for a master who understands and can manage their own feelings. Others should be very careful handling a hazel wand if its owner has recently lost their temper, or suffered a serious disappointment, because the wand will absorb such energy and discharge it unpredictably.
The positive aspect of a hazel wand more than makes up for such minor discomforts, however, for it is capable of outstanding magic in the hands of the skillful, and is so devoted to its owner that it often ‘wilts’ (which is to say, it expels all its magic and refuses to perform, often necessitating the extraction of the core and its insertion into another casing, if the wand is still required) at the end of its master’s life (if the core is unicorn hair, however, there is no hope; the wand will almost certainly have ‘died’).
Hazel wands also have the unique ability to detect water underground, and will emit silvery, tear-shaped puffs of smoke if passing over concealed springs and wells.
Unicorn hair generally produces the most consistent magic, and is least subject to fluctuations and blockages. Wands with unicorn cores are generally the most difficult to turn to the Dark Arts. They are the most faithful of all wands, and usually remain strongly attached to their first owner, irrespective of whether he or she was an accomplished witch or wizard.
Minor disadvantages of unicorn hair are that they do not make the most powerful wands (although a wand wood like Cherry may compensate) and that they are prone to melancholy if seriously mishandled, meaning that the hair may ‘die’ and need replacing.
I got an elm wand with unicorn hair, which means its super reliable when spellcasting and I can falsely claim only purebloods can wield them.
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all of the wand types seem pretty cool
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The description of Hufflepuff is literally "Refuse that the other houses rejected."
I am earnestly surprised that children playing this game do not smash their computers and weep if they are sorted into hufflepuff.
I am earnestly surprised that someone would even admit to being a hufflepuff.
Like, that would be the one reason for a diehard potter fan not to play the game.
What if I get sorted hufflepuff.
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Hufflepuff isn't all that bad!
They probably get a bit glum about not being known for their super bravery but then they remember they can still light shit on fire with a couple of inches of wood and the power of their brains
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Yes, discovering that magic is real and that you have magic is neat.
Then they go "But it looks like you're destined for shite" put you in the shortbus house and basically condemn you to last place.
It's like being told you're on the football team then finding out you're the water boy.
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Dogwood is one of my own personal favourites, and I have found that matching a dogwood wand with its ideal owner is always entertaining. Dogwood wands are quirky and mischievous; they have playful natures and insist upon partners who can provide them with scope for excitement and fun. It would be quite wrong, however, to deduce from this that dogwood wands are not capable of serious magic when called upon to do so; they have been known to perform outstanding spells under difficult conditions, and when paired with a suitably clever and ingenious witch or wizard, can produce dazzling enchantments. An interesting foible of many dogwood wands is that they refuse to perform non-verbal spells and they are often rather noisy.
And Gryffindor. I was hoping for Ravenclaw or something to read a new house letter, but sure.
Think that's about all I'm gonna bother with this game.
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Is he just wandering around the school? Does he live with Hangrid? Are the centaurs going to teach him?
quoth you're Hermione!!!!
Aaahahahaha yeah basically
Basically it says fuck the other houses our common room is comfortable as all hell has awesome magic plants and isn't a sewer or a roof loft.
Also don't piss us off or you will be mauled.
what was that thing a few pages ago
it was posted that "they" took Ron out as Harry's best friend and put Draco instead
who did this
and why
somehow I doubt that last part
I had never heard of it....and now my work productivity will take yet another dive....
The noble honey badger is immune to your venemous insults. I also note my common room has comfy leather recliners while yours has a thin layer of moisture on everything.
you're jealous of our lakeside views
our letter makes note of our soothing sleep environment
enjoy sleeping in magic allergy plants land
bugboy we will continue our diss session later when I can type a post and proofread it without it posting randomly
In the meantime slick your hair back a little more. People might think you haven't just walked out if a swamp otherwise!
not surprised
I sympathize
Wait, are you seriously hufflepuff?
I just assumed that if the hat sorted you there your wand would be replaced by a revolver with a single bullet.
Select your wand, then select your Hufflepuff
He almost survived!
I am earnestly surprised that children playing this game do not smash their computers and weep if they are sorted into hufflepuff.
I am earnestly surprised that someone would even admit to being a hufflepuff.
Like, that would be the one reason for a diehard potter fan not to play the game.
What if I get sorted hufflepuff.
They probably get a bit glum about not being known for their super bravery but then they remember they can still light shit on fire with a couple of inches of wood and the power of their brains
Then they go "But it looks like you're destined for shite" put you in the shortbus house and basically condemn you to last place.
It's like being told you're on the football team then finding out you're the water boy.
Did you already get that book?
after that, not so much
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Good for people who want more harry potter info I guess, but it seems a little too simple
finding out your House and Wand is magical
the rest is eh
but it's worth it
join Ravenclaw!
And Gryffindor. I was hoping for Ravenclaw or something to read a new house letter, but sure.
Think that's about all I'm gonna bother with this game.