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so you think you can DANCE WITH DRAGONS(NO TV, OPEN SPOILERS ON BOOKS 1-4)
YaYa
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MARK YOUR FUCKING SPOILERS.
so this is out tomorrow for some of us and the day after tomorrrow for others, and it's been decided (and mod-approved!) that we should have a seperate place to talk about it
there's going to be some rules here, so read carefully
THREAD SPOILER RULES
ANY SPOILERS FROM A GAME OF THRONES UP TO A FEAST FOR CROWS DO NOT REQUIRE MARKING
if you are in this thread, you're here exclusively for full-series discussion. any TV show fans or people reading the series should get out now, you will be spoiled otherwise.
Dance With Dragons will still require spoilers in this thread
MARK YOUR SPOILERS, AND SPOIL YOUR CHAPTERS
for added security and to prevent impulse clicking, we're going to do a bit of a complex system. please mention which chapter you are talking about. if you're unsure of an exact number, say a fraction, or a page number.
e: fine, you doofs, no nested spoilers
example:
TYRION CHAPTER 2
or
TYRION, ABOUT A QUARTER THROUGH
or
TYRION, pg 255
please try and follow these rules, guys
also, here is the place to submit your DANCE WITH DRAGONS DEATH POOL!
we all know that George R. R. Martin is the Jack the Ripper of literature, so let's figure out who he's gonna kill! simply make a list of your predicted deaths, spoil it, and title it like so:
YaYa's Death Pool
when you get to the end of the book, talk about how well you did!
have fun, guys, and please follow the rules
so this is out tomorrow for some of us and the day after tomorrrow for others, and it's been decided (and mod-approved!) that we should have a seperate place to talk about it
there's going to be some rules here, so read carefully
THREAD SPOILER RULES
ANY SPOILERS FROM A GAME OF THRONES UP TO A FEAST FOR CROWS DO NOT REQUIRE MARKING
if you are in this thread, you're here exclusively for full-series discussion. any TV show fans or people reading the series should get out now, you will be spoiled otherwise.
Dance With Dragons will still require spoilers in this thread
MARK YOUR SPOILERS, AND SPOIL YOUR CHAPTERS
for added security and to prevent impulse clicking, we're going to do a bit of a complex system. please mention which chapter you are talking about. if you're unsure of an exact number, say a fraction, or a page number.
e: fine, you doofs, no nested spoilers
example:
TYRION CHAPTER 2
or
TYRION, ABOUT A QUARTER THROUGH
or
TYRION, pg 255
TYRION WAS A GHOST THE WHOLE TIME!
please try and follow these rules, guys
also, here is the place to submit your DANCE WITH DRAGONS DEATH POOL!
we all know that George R. R. Martin is the Jack the Ripper of literature, so let's figure out who he's gonna kill! simply make a list of your predicted deaths, spoil it, and title it like so:
YaYa's Death Pool
blah dead people blah
when you get to the end of the book, talk about how well you did!
have fun, guys, and please follow the rules
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2. Myrcella
3. Doran Martell
4. Victarion
5. Ramsay Snow
6. Lord Walder
7. Stannis
8. Roose Bolton
9. Tommen
10. Cersei
I think the double spoilers is a bit of overkill, but if that's what the people want
I'm probably wrong.
I'm not sure I really belive Sansa will die but I feel like I have to throw a Stark in there somewhere.
2. Dany
3. Tyrion
4. Gendry
5. Arya
6. Davos
7. Rhaegar (you didn't really think he was dead, did you? That big a death, off screen?)
8. Varys
9. Sandor
10. Bronn
No, not really. Mainly just wanted to blue dot.
2. Doran Martell
3. Victarion Greyjoy
4. Varys
5. Mance Rayder
6. Hodor (god I hope not)
7. Jorah Mormont
8. Alliser Thorne
9. Janos Slynt
10. Dolorous Edd
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In other news I am reading A Feast for Crows but I probably won't finish it before Tuesday.
It feels like a lot of the big events have already happened but I'm only halfway through.
1)Areo Hotah surprising Arys Oakheart & Co. on the Greenblood.
2)Brienne fighting off some of the remaining Bloody Mummers
3)Euron being declared King of the Ironmen
My brain just remembers these happening more towards the end I guess. Still plenty to come now that I think about it.
He keeps wanting to talk to me about it. But he keeps saying silly things that make me want to throw my stapler at him.
silly things about the books, or silly things in general?
2. Ser Jorah Mormont
3. Stannis Baratheon
4. Cersei Lannister
5. Theon Greyjoy
6. Mance Rayder
7. Lord Walder Frey
8. Hodor (YEAH I SAID IT)
9. Strong Belwas
10. Quentyn Martell
2 Jojen Reed
3 Selyse Baratheon
4 Mance Rayder
5 Brynden "the Blackfish" Tully
6 Janos Slynt
7 Randyll Tarly
8 Podrick Payne
9 Hot Pie
10 Qyborg
Some of these are padding I admit, we all know that #9 has plot armour.
I cannot remember being this stoked for a book in a long time
the rest of your calls are pretty good though
of everyone laughing at me
and then laughing at my death pool
which is:
2. Victarion
3. High Septon
4. Loras
5. Jorah
6. Stannis
7. Janos
8. Rickon
9. Osha
10. Jojen Reed
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Both. He had some ridiculous idea of what Jon Snow's parentage could be but it was so bad that I sort of blocked it out of my head.
Though he recently stopped by my desk to complain about Catelyn since he has just started book three. I had to laugh when he said "I just hope she dies. She bugs me."
but there is no fucking way Loras is anything but utterly fine and chillin' in Dragonstone
Unless it's a cliffhanger deal.
dammit
..
I'm kinda sad that we won't be getting much (or any) of Littlefinger's Scheming School (Which I imagine is going to be an Open University course at some point in the future). Still..more of the other dwarf with the hideous facial scar should make up for it though.
it's great
too bad he's kind of a shitheel!
It's true. They nailed that casting in the same way they nailed how fucking obnoxious Joffrey is in the books.
Then he'll be king and marry his...well, aunt right.
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I'm hoping that Strong Belwas turns out to be the enormous Sumo Wrestler-Gladiator guy that I picture him to be
2. Roose Bolton
3. Nightingale
4. Tommen Baratheon
5. Mance Rayder
6. Janos Slynt
7. Strong Belwas
8. Asha Greyjoy
9. Illyrio Mopatis
10. Doran Martell
Damn, I wanted Petyr and old man Frey on there, but with the Sansa and Brienne chapters being pushed to the next book they'll have to wait
Threw Asha in there since at least one POV has to croak
Nightingale just 'cause Arya has to kill someone
he's gonna get his ass taken apart by Dany
2: Jon - Hodor.
3: Jorah Mormont - Hodor.
4: Dany - Hodor.
So you're saying he's kind of like a combination of Obi-Wan and Anakin, if Anakin hadn't gone off the deep end in 3 and instead sent himself into exile as penance after, e.g., killing Mace Windu?
...yeah, I could buy that.
I just want to read
Did anyone die in Feast?