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i just had a horrible moment when i was brushing my teeth

OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
edited July 2011 in Social Entropy++
the toothbrush bumped against one of my lower teeth, and there was a sudden flare of pain because i just had my braces tightened. 'no big,' i thought

until i noticed that a toothpaste-covered lump was sitting on my bottom lip that was exactly the same size as a chunk of tooth might be

i stared at it a moment, horrified by the implications, while i worked up the courage to grab it and see what it was

fortunately it was just a bit of food but i nearly had a heart attack

so, se, when have you been freaked out unnecessarily

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    George Fornby GrillGeorge Fornby Grill ...Like Clockwork Registered User regular
    I had to remove a shitload of evergreen branches that were stapled around the windows of my grandma's house today, since my uncle hasn't gotten around to it and they've been there since Christmas.

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    That's horrifying yet unfounded because I doubt your braces would just let go of a tooth like that, especially after they've been tightened. I visit my ortho next week and I am getting some ANSWERS on when I can get them off (hopefully).

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    one time I felt my chest was really hurting me and I was pretty freaked out because when you go to webMD and put in "chest pain" it says GO TO THE HOSPITAL IMMEDIATELY

    so I went to the ER and they said nothing was really wrong with me. they blamed it on my asthma and sent me home with some vicodin.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    my teeth are so fucking awesome. So awesome.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Marth wrote:
    That's horrifying yet unfounded because I doubt your braces would just let go of a tooth like that, especially after they've been tightened. I visit my ortho next week and I am getting some ANSWERS on when I can get them off (hopefully).

    oh there are a few which aren't tied in

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    has webmd ever been a good idea

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    Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    The last time that I've been freaked out to hell would be my last HIV test.

    The doctor told me that a negative result shows up within a day or two, but positives take longer to confirm.

    After a week without hearing back from them, I was out of my mind. That persisted for two more weeks after that, when I finally got a letter stating that I was all clear.

    It was like the heavens themselves opened up to reward me with the best news of my adult life. But still... goddamn that was a harsh few weeks.

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    GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    one time

    i was almost hit by a car

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Dichotomy wrote:
    has webmd ever been a good idea

    as a contributor to webMD, no. such a bad idea.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    One of my two front teeth is half false and has been since I was a kid. Last halloween after I got home from a party the false bit came off while I was eating something.

    It is pretty terrible having a tooth bit in your mouth, and even worse having the raw edges of your tooth exposed.

    All I really remember from the time when I chipped it is falling headfirst into a metal chair while playing tag with my sister, and then feeling the bit with my tongue and pulling it out of my mouth. I cried and ran to my parents holding part of my own tooth as though they could put it back on.

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    DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    A ha ha ha

    I love that your first thought ran to "oh shit I knocked out a tooth," even though they are all presumably held in place by your braces. Even if one came unrooted, it'd still be stuck in your mouth for a bit, trapped by the wire!

    unless of course they all somehow came out at once

    wouldn't that be horrifying? You're brushing your teeth and then all of a sudden every single one comes tumbling out of your mouth, dragging the one behind it until all that's left is a bloody mass of wire and tooth in the sink? And there's nothing you can do to stop them from falling out? Ha ha!

    Anyway, uh

    try not to think of that next time you're brushing your teeth or whatever

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    MarthMarth Registered User regular
    Marth wrote:
    That's horrifying yet unfounded because I doubt your braces would just let go of a tooth like that, especially after they've been tightened. I visit my ortho next week and I am getting some ANSWERS on when I can get them off (hopefully).

    oh there are a few which aren't tied in

    Lucky. (I think). My teeth were pretty dang misaligned before I got my braces two and a half years ago (ugh), so I'm glad to have that fixed.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    one time, i was brushing my teeth and i simply basked in the glory of them.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I just spent an hour and a half walking back from a party with Omegatofuninja. It is only 75 degrees outside.

    But it is 94% humidity.

    It was hot

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    my teeth are so fucking awesome. So awesome.

    I really wish I could say this. Seriously, why as a teenager are we dumb

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Apparently it was 5 miles

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    my teeth are so fucking awesome. So awesome.

    I really wish I could say this. Seriously, why as a teenager are we dumb

    i have all my teeth, no cavities, wisdom teeth grew in just fine. my gums aren't much to write home about, but the rest of it, hoo boy.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Melding wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    my teeth are so fucking awesome. So awesome.

    I really wish I could say this. Seriously, why as a teenager are we dumb

    i have all my teeth, no cavities, wisdom teeth grew in just fine. my gums aren't much to write home about, but the rest of it, hoo boy.

    Gimme dem teeths.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    also, we turned on the AC today, it's nice not sitting in 35 degree weather with 80+ humidity at 4am. So nice. today is a good day.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Belruel wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    Melding wrote:
    my teeth are so fucking awesome. So awesome.

    I really wish I could say this. Seriously, why as a teenager are we dumb

    i have all my teeth, no cavities, wisdom teeth grew in just fine. my gums aren't much to write home about, but the rest of it, hoo boy.

    Gimme dem teeths.

    This, can be arranged. For a price.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    dang, five miles is a long way to walk at 2am

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    I am constantly worried about my teeth

    Mostly because if something happens dental insurance is a joke and it will be very costly to fix them

    ...I should go brush my teeth

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    undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote:
    I am constantly worried about my teeth

    Mostly because if something happens dental insurance is a joke and it will be very costly to fix them

    ...I should go brush my teeth

    Flossing while reading the forums owns.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    dang, five miles is a long way to walk at 2am

    yeah but we had good brotimes. Managed to not get hit by any cars or attacked by the police.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    edited July 2011
    Your moderator wears braces and freaks out

    My moderator wears ties and judges you

    Eddy on
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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    I haven't been to a dentist in a while, every time i go i'm told to work on my gums, and that my teeth are awesome. then we high five, and i remember the time i slept wit his son, in a non sexual way and laugh to myself.

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Olivaw wrote:
    I am constantly worried about my teeth

    Mostly because if something happens dental insurance is a joke and it will be very costly to fix them

    ...I should go brush my teeth

    Flossing is the most important bit.

    I have had tooth trouble, so now I brush, mouthwash, floss, lightly brush, then swish with a -small- amount of mouthwash every night.

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    Man my teeth are terrible and I don't have dental coverage as part of my insurance.

    It sucks

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Someone put a mirror in the back yard for some reason, and every time I am in the kitchen I get a glimpse of movement and I'm like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    my teeth are pretty messed up

    but I've been thinking of having 'em knocked out and replaced with big metal teeth like that one bond villain had

    maybe a beak, I could dig a beak

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    What I'm trying to say is my mod could beat up your mod

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    I have alrightish teeth but could be way better but I have not been to the dentist in forever

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Meeeldiiiiing

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    BelruelBelruel NARUTO FUCKS Registered User regular
    Eddy is your avatar a Gengar.

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    EddyEddy Gengar the Bittersweet Registered User regular
    isn't it so kawaii

    so desu

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    and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Eddy wrote:
    What I'm trying to say is my mod could beat up your mod

    my teeth could beat up your teeth!

    Pucker up and lets do this!

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    Day of the BearDay of the Bear The Qun demandsRegistered User regular
    I am missing a molar because I had a filling slip out and it got all messed up inside and I didn't get it treated properly after then the whole thing had to come out.

    Ugh having a molar pulled sucks a lot

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    DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    wrong color

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    my family doesn't have wisdom teeth. they just do not exist for us.

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    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    Artreus wrote:
    Meeeldiiiiing

    Wait, what? what's going on? why you so angry now.

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