1) Only pick ranged carries. Ashe, Sivir, and Tristana are good noobie characters. Make sure to lock your character in immediately as soon as you pick so somebody else doesn't take it.
2) Always stand behind your laning partner, even if they're an even squishier ranged carry. That way if you get jumped, he'll get killed first. Remember - you don't have to outrun the bear, you only have to outrun your slowest friend.
3) Abandon your lane regularly, especially when there are enemies in it. Don't tell your laning partner that you're abandoning it. That way, your laning partner will die frequently. Accuse them of feeding.
4) Once your lane partner as at least three deaths, let your towers fall. Blame your feeder laning partner.
5) Look for opportunities to plink at enemies that somebody else is already attacking. Remember, all it takes is 1HP of damage on an enemy that's about to die to get credit for an assist.
6) When your team inevitably loses, point to your 0/0/4 record and say, "Well, at least I wasn't feeding."
Surprisingly Preach you're right on the money. You need to have one hard shell to really get into it, and I find most humans don't have particularly thick exoskeletons
"and the morning stars I have seen
and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Surprisingly Preach you're right on the money. You need to have one hard shell to really get into it, and I find most humans don't have particularly thick exoskeletons
"You have to deal with some real horrible people on your team and on the other team, and just in general, but its a fun game."
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
Surprisingly Preach you're right on the money. You need to have one hard shell to really get into it, and I find most humans don't have particularly thick exoskeletons
"You have to deal with some real horrible people on your team and on the other team, and just in general, but its a fun game."
Yeah, it's just not something I look for in my entertainment.
I have better things to do with my time than get berated by assholes.
Feral on
every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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I have 5 separate friends who are getting married this week. Maaaan I need to look sharp like every time.
Surprisingly Preach you're right on the money. You need to have one hard shell to really get into it, and I find most humans don't have particularly thick exoskeletons
"You have to deal with some real horrible people on your team and on the other team, and just in general, but its a fun game."
Why would you deal with awful people on your team?
Surprisingly Preach you're right on the money. You need to have one hard shell to really get into it, and I find most humans don't have particularly thick exoskeletons
"You have to deal with some real horrible people on your team and on the other team, and just in general, but its a fun game."
Why would you deal with awful people on your team?
Why wouldn't you just play with fun people?
Because Rent gets all sad when you tell him no.
I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.
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Dominion looks neat!
LoL is fun.
I am actually going to bug Elendil's character. I have some questions for her.
Nah I'm not greasy black person.
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
Gonna gank all the towers while feeding bottom lane
am I doing it right
You're an Eggplant!
Yes human beings don't like it, so its ripe up the alley for Echo.
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like, bergman is pretty adamant that it's got nothing to do with the devs
they must be finished, or nearly so, at this point, especially given the OWB delay
fuck
Just follow Feral's guide:
okay that's out
How's this Trauma puzzle photo thing?
Why do you ask? Need someone to traffic your narcotics or take you to the olive garden and make you feel like you're really family?
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and the gengars who are guiding me" -- W.S. Merwin
i need to try that demo still.
"You have to deal with some real horrible people on your team and on the other team, and just in general, but its a fun game."
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You can make it now.
if you're low on ideas Mountain King is being somewhat emo so you could either taunt or hang out with him
Yeah, it's just not something I look for in my entertainment.
I have better things to do with my time than get berated by assholes.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
Arch,
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_goGR39m2k
Why would you deal with awful people on your team?
Why wouldn't you just play with fun people?
sweet, gonna go taunt mountain dew.
I don't want to go to a wedding
I dislike rituals
Because Rent gets all sad when you tell him no.
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Yes, Try it and regale me with tales of how good it is.
I'm bad at drinking anyway
I don't think I've played with Rent so I can't say. But generally when people are jerks on my team I just make a note not to play with them again.
Who the fuck does that?
something something something family discount for the stripper?
People who like getting gummy blow jobs from the strippers?
Pretty sure this is the hook to Hangover 3.
Clearly you need to practice more diligently.