FishmanPut your goddamned hand in the goddamned Box of Pain.Registered Userregular
Guys, guys, we're doing this all wrong. We've created our decadent empire of proto-Fishman, with our strong cultural heritage of getting our mack on, now we need to establish what else we need to improve our lot in life.
Do we want to:
A) Expand N, S, E, W to find us a bevy of slave people to stand around fanning us and bringing us water while we have sex? Breed so we have lots of undernourished supermodel thin underclass peasants to coerce into performing degrading sexual favours
C) Research Science, that we might invent shackles, dildos and other marital aids.
D) Research Weaponry, if you know what I mean :winky:
E) Research Magic, that our sex can be said to be truly out of this world (like it isn't already. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about).
F) Research Defense, to make it impossible for others to stop us having sex.
G) Use special (which will allow us to move four times in a single direction, and I think we all know what that means).
H) Hunt, because all this sex is making me snackish.
Go forth, my minions beloved fish-spawn, and choose how you will honour me the fish elders.
We got 1 vote for (A Expand - South) and 1 vote for (C Science). Vote more you Fishpeople!
I know you all tryin to derail my thread something serious, but I think I will keep trying until I get at least 1 compliment.
Didn't you say you used to post here under a different name? Because if that's true, I would think you would already be familiar with the futility of trying to get us to do something we don't want to.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
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We got 1 vote for (A Expand - South) and 1 vote for (C Science). Vote more you Fishpeople!
I know you all tryin to derail my thread something serious, but I think I will keep trying until I get at least 1 compliment.
Didn't you say you used to post here under a different name? Because if that's true, I would think you would already be familiar with the futility of trying to get us to do something we don't want to.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
This is probably why you stopped posting then, because fuck you we do what we want.
We got 1 vote for (A Expand - South) and 1 vote for (C Science). Vote more you Fishpeople!
I know you all tryin to derail my thread something serious, but I think I will keep trying until I get at least 1 compliment.
Didn't you say you used to post here under a different name? Because if that's true, I would think you would already be familiar with the futility of trying to get us to do something we don't want to.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
I don't think collecting seashells was on the list of options.
Do we have to wait until we have A-T or does it come up with A-N or somesuch?
We got 1 vote for (A Expand - South) and 1 vote for (C Science). Vote more you Fishpeople!
I know you all tryin to derail my thread something serious, but I think I will keep trying until I get at least 1 compliment.
Didn't you say you used to post here under a different name? Because if that's true, I would think you would already be familiar with the futility of trying to get us to do something we don't want to.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
This is probably why you stopped posting then, because fuck you we do what we want.
No I stopped posting because SE++ is kind of a miserable place and also underwhelming. I found better websites, but i'm banned from them right now so you can just guzzle this fishman civ game and like it
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"blah blah this was my favorite forum under a diff username back in the day.."
"fuck you guys, this place is miserable and underwhelming because you won't play my dumb game but I'm forced to post here because I was unjustly banned from sweeter, greener forums"
We got 1 vote for (A Expand - South) and 1 vote for (C Science). Vote more you Fishpeople!
I know you all tryin to derail my thread something serious, but I think I will keep trying until I get at least 1 compliment.
Didn't you say you used to post here under a different name? Because if that's true, I would think you would already be familiar with the futility of trying to get us to do something we don't want to.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
This is probably why you stopped posting then, because fuck you we do what we want.
No I stopped posting because SE++ is kind of a miserable place and also underwhelming. I found better websites, but i'm banned from them right now so you can just guzzle this fishman civ game and like it
implying I have my head up my ass when Your first post is effectively "dumb cyoa game we don't want to play. we don't like to play" like you speak for other people or something.
and then a couple posts later you say "cyoa can be popular sometimes"
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implying I have my head up my ass when Your first post is effectively "dumb cyoa game we don't want to play. we don't like to play" like you speak for other people or something.
and then a couple posts later you say "cyoa can be popular sometimes"
Reading 101. When I say cyoa can be popular, I'm referring to a class of games not a particular game. When I say dumb cyoa game, I'm not talking about a class of games, I'm talking about a particular game (yours).
Druhim you're kind of being super mean for no good reason, there are people here who are enjoying the game, but also enjoying doing other things related to the game.
I still vote going to check the village to the south.
being banned there has nothing to do with this here. I'm trying to diligently give you guys an entertaining game.
I don't mean to diss you SE++ people but look at the way you treat new posters. Of course this is not my favorite forum, not hard to see why.
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Report: The Fish Elders decide to move south towards the Humanoid village. New territory is claimed, this is better hunting grounds than the lands near the capitol.
Your scouts can now see that the villagers hauling the wood are actually fellow Fishpeople, do not be tricked though, they have not sworn fealty to you. This is a different tribe and you should approach with caution.
Population slightly increases.
The Elders must weigh all tactical options when approaching this village. You have no siege weapons which are crucial for attacking any type of defense. The rogue villagers are armed well enough but they probably lack training.
The rogue Fish village scouts have also seen you. Choose an option A - H and a tactical option.
Options (Chance of success):
A) Expand N, S, E, W Breed
C) Research Science
D) Research Weaponry
E) Research Magic
F) Research Defense
G) Use special
H) Hunt
Tactics (Chance of success):
1) Attack (60%)
2) Send scouts (98%)
3) Send thieves (90%)
4) Attempt to trade (10%)
5) Attempt to use diplomacy (98%)
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Do we want to:
A) Expand N, S, E, W to find us a bevy of slave people to stand around fanning us and bringing us water while we have sex?
C) Research Science, that we might invent shackles, dildos and other marital aids.
D) Research Weaponry, if you know what I mean :winky:
E) Research Magic, that our sex can be said to be truly out of this world (like it isn't already. Yeah, you know what I'm talking about).
F) Research Defense, to make it impossible for others to stop us having sex.
G) Use special (which will allow us to move four times in a single direction, and I think we all know what that means).
H) Hunt, because all this sex is making me snackish.
Go forth, my minions beloved fish-spawn, and choose how you will honour me the fish elders.
back then CYOA threads were slightly popular here.
and if this is something you don't want to do, go play checkers, collect sea shells whatever
This is probably why you stopped posting then, because fuck you we do what we want.
Str: 11
Con: 15
Dex: 16
Int: 16
Wis: 12
Cha: 16
I don't think collecting seashells was on the list of options.
Do we have to wait until we have A-T or does it come up with A-N or somesuch?
No I stopped posting because SE++ is kind of a miserable place and also underwhelming. I found better websites, but i'm banned from them right now so you can just guzzle this fishman civ game and like it
"fuck you guys, this place is miserable and underwhelming because you won't play my dumb game but I'm forced to post here because I was unjustly banned from sweeter, greener forums"
Uh-huh
and then a couple posts later you say "cyoa can be popular sometimes"
I, for one, want to see where this story is headed.
Nah, Defender was just tedious.
Reading 101. When I say cyoa can be popular, I'm referring to a class of games not a particular game. When I say dumb cyoa game, I'm not talking about a class of games, I'm talking about a particular game (yours).
I still vote going to check the village to the south.
I don't mean to diss you SE++ people but look at the way you treat new posters. Of course this is not my favorite forum, not hard to see why.
then vote man
this thread was derailing long before I showed up
Weapons.
Give him time, this guy has potential!
Anyway A - South the people demand slaves to moisten the skin after a hard days copulation.
this was the WORST time for my pen to run out.
yeah, this DEFINITELY doesn't compute.
also I don't know what you're whining about, we're playing your dumb game as well as we know how.
I thought using your imagination was encouraged in RPGs?
Oh my god yes yes yes
Also- quorum!
Your decision to furnish me the empire with a supply of slave people can only mean good things. Also, achievement unlocked: Exhibitionism!
Druhim just a little bit mad. Are you mad beaver bro?
Overview:
Science: 1
Weaponry: 0
Magic: 0
Defense: 0
Progress: 0
Transport: 1
Resources:
Gold: none
Wood: scavenging
Food: scavenging
Population: 120
Report: The Fish Elders decide to move south towards the Humanoid village. New territory is claimed, this is better hunting grounds than the lands near the capitol.
Your scouts can now see that the villagers hauling the wood are actually fellow Fishpeople, do not be tricked though, they have not sworn fealty to you. This is a different tribe and you should approach with caution.
Population slightly increases.
The Elders must weigh all tactical options when approaching this village. You have no siege weapons which are crucial for attacking any type of defense. The rogue villagers are armed well enough but they probably lack training.
The rogue Fish village scouts have also seen you. Choose an option A - H and a tactical option.
Options (Chance of success):
A) Expand N, S, E, W
C) Research Science
D) Research Weaponry
E) Research Magic
F) Research Defense
G) Use special
H) Hunt
Tactics (Chance of success):
1) Attack (60%)
2) Send scouts (98%)
3) Send thieves (90%)
4) Attempt to trade (10%)
5) Attempt to use diplomacy (98%)
amazing
option I) Stick with the tree, the splinters suck a little but at least it's a loving relationship