The Wrestling Thread: Survivor Series this Sunday, Scott Steiner replies "SHUT UP"

Hjorvarthr

Hell in a Cell Card(so far)

WWE Championship

John Cena(c) vs. CM Punk vs. Alberto Del Rio in a triple threat match

World Heavyweight Championship

Mark Henry(c) vs. Randy Orton

Canada vs. Ireland Grudge Match

Christian vs. Sheamus

Blue and Gold vs. Black and Silver

Sin Cara vs. Sin Cara

Divas, or why hasn't Beth won this yet, Championship

Kelly Kelly(c) vs. Beth Phoenix


Maybe a US(RYDER?) and/or IC title match?


And will the Awesome Truth show up to prove the conspiracies are real?!?!

ChillyWilly

What the fuck, WWE.

The fact that it is the week of PPV and you only have 4 matches announced is some TNA level goosery.

Maybe it's because you're doing too many PPVs at once and the writers are feeling the crunch?

DO YOU HEAR ME VINCE

Maximum

2 weeks between ppv's is dumb.

Hjorvarthr

Maximum wrote:

2 weeks between ppv's is dumb.

it's a conspiracy

LTM

I really only care about knowing who's getting got this weekend.

Matev

Everybody's gonna get got this weekend LTM, Truth said it, so it must be true!

LTM

He's gonna get ALL the gots.

Matev

Now you're just talking crazy talk.

LTM

All the Little Jimmys, with the pumped up kicks better run better run, faster than my conspir'cy.

PwnanObrien

- WWE has released referee James Maritato (aka Little Guido/Nunzio). He is taking independent bookings (as a wrestler) through Bill Behrens, who can be reached at ShowBis@aol.com.

Fuck you WWE.

Matev

Not Nunzio!

Sweeney Tom

A DX reuniting is being advertised for the 10/11 WWE Smackdown taping in Dallas, Texas, and the following is also being advertised for the event:

WWE Title Match:
-John Cena vs. Alberto Del Rio

WWE World Title Match:
-Mark Henry vs. Randy Orton

Largest Battle Royal in WWE History: a 41 Man Battle Royal Match

JustinSane07

41? That's retarded.

ChillyWilly

Don't worry. It will be down to 20 or 30 in the span of about 2 minutes.

Sir Headless VII

How are 41 people even going to fit in the ring?

Nirya

TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

Goose!

Nirya wrote:

TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

Have the announcers alluded to Hogan announcing his retirement?

Nirya

Goose! wrote:

Nirya wrote:

TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

Have the announcers alluded to Hogan announcing his retirement?

They had a shot of Hogan walking backstage, and the announcers said he had a "big announcement" to make later tonight, so yeah.

JustinSane07

TNA is a cluster of fail. It's better to pretend they don't exist.

Goose!

Well big announcement could be anything. Assuming you're some kid who doesn't know the IWC and has awful parents that let them watch Impact Wrestling, they're set.

Sweeney Tom

Nirya wrote:

TNA just showed a commercial hyping up Sting/Hogan at BFG.

This is during the episode where Hogan is supposed to announce his retirement. The match hasn't even been announced yet on TV.




Does anyone in this company know what is going on at any given moment?

It's gotten to the point where if anybody there ever gets a job elsewhere

None of them will want to list TNA on their resume. Even if it's a job as a janitor at McDonalds.

Nirya

Karen Jarrett has the best shit-eating grin. Also Kaz looks ridiculous without his hair in a ponytail. And Traci looks old.

Nirya

Aha oh god that Direct Auto Insurance commercial. That might make up for this whole show.

Oh wait, I just realized I've seen a grand total of one match so far, and it was a 5-man Ladder match that lasted all of 5 minutes. I'm kinda tired of promo segments and pre-match beat downs already.

JustinSane07

Listen, Nirya, I get that's your masochistic. But I don't need to read every step of your self mutilation. It's like watching a endoscopy.

Nirya

No, it's ok, Jersey Shore is about to start.



I need help.

Sweeney Tom

Nirya wrote:

No, it's ok, Jersey Shore is about to start.

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BUDDDDDDDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY

The Lovely Bastard

someone make me a dvd of just joker sting promos

Goose!

New ZTLIS posted, feeling a little lazy

PwnanObrien

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oKtT7FJjjg

Chiapetta looks like DOB from Cracked.com.

Hjorvarthr

TPain you got got by like a day

crwth

jesus christ tpain come on!!

PwnanObrien

So apparently the promo on Smackdown by

Sin Cara states stating that

"You stole my identity once before.

As Mistico."

"And now it's only right that I do the same to you."

"This Sunday we will find out which one of us should be known as Sin Cara"

THEPAIN73

Hjorvarthr wrote:

TPain you got got by like a day

damnit this was hidden

EvilBadman

HELL IN A CELL IS THIS WEEKEND. FORM AFTER SMACKDOWN.

Night of Champions Results
{D} D&D Champ; {d} D&D Challenger; {s} SE++ Challengers

Martian 42
TheSultan 40
Matev 37
Radius {s} 37
Gonmun {D} 36
Xehalus 36
CarbonRod 34
MyNameIsWalrus 34
maximum 33
Nirya 32
Spooch 32
MolotovCockatoo 31
psychotic one 31
Eat it You Nasty Pig. 29
LBD_Nytetrayn 29
QuickSnap 29
Sweeney Tom 29
411Randle {d} 28
David_T 28
Goose! 28
Lux 28
pdk01 28
SanderJK 26
the lovely bastard 26
THEPAIN73 26
Shadowen 25
Doomsong8 24
JustinSane07 {s} 24
Magell 24
The Geebs That Is A Pony 24
Hullis 22
Alistair Hutton 20
Assuran 20
FecklessRogue 20
Bedlam 19
Berkshire 19
NinjaSquirrel 19
EvilBadman 18
PwnanObrien 18
arjeidi 17
Hjorvarthr 17
Legacy 16
mjn73178 13
superjoe 10
Sir Headless VII 8

Radius is now the SE++ Champion, beating JustinSane07 37 to 24. In a similar fashion, Gonmun successfully defended the D&D title against former champion David T in a rematch, 36 to 28.

SE++ Champion: Radius
D&D Champion: Gonmun

Money in the Bank Briefcase Holder
SE++: The Geebs That Is A Pony

Top "25"
1 Radius [C]
2 Martian
3 JustinSane07
3 411Randle
5 Nirya
6 pdk01
7 DoomSong8
8 TheSultan
9 Gonmun [C]
10 Assuran
10 The Geebs That Is A Pony [m]
12 Sweeney Tom
13 the lovely bastard
13 QuickSnap
13 MyNameIsWalrus
16 EvilBadman
16 THEPAIN73
18 David_T
19 PwnanObrien
19 LBD_Nytetrayn
21 Shadowen
21 Maximum
23 KurnDerak
23 Lux
23 Goose!
25 Hjorvarthr
Full Standings Here.

HELL IN A CELL IS THIS WEEKEND. FORM AFTER SMACKDOWN.

Hjorvarthr

hah, in your face 4 people I did better than

DJ Eebs

yeah, feelin' pretty good about not cashing in

Sweeney Tom

Damn, I was almost certain I didn't do well on that PPV

Nirya

Hey, if JustinSane doesn't get a rematch, then I should be #1 contender for the SE++ championship. Unless he just gets the next match because he's still ahead of me.

ChicoBlue

I AM READY WHO WANTS TO WRESTLE?

Xehalus

tied for 4th

I'll take it

Matev

Climbing them ranks, bein hungry as fuck