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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    Ludious wrote:
    Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

    huh? what happened to him?

    He said that the state should either sterilize (or make it illegal for them) gay people so that should they want to have children, they can't pass on their 'defect' to the kids which there is a '100% chance' of happening. This was in reference to incest having a few percentile chance increase of the likelihood of birth defects.

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    LudiousLudious I just wanted a sandwich A temporally dislocated QuiznosRegistered User regular
    And then there was the whole ethnic cleansing of the west thing

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    Evil MultifariousEvil Multifarious Registered User regular
    so a friend of mine contacted a friend of his who is a manager at another, more prestigious translation firm

    apparently they are hiring like mad, and if I apply tomorrow i might get a call the same day because my experience is directly relevant

    i am so fucking lucky. or rather, i might be very soon.

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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Ludious wrote:
    Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

    huh? what happened to him?

    His sister was kidnapped for bridal rape by a nighboring tribe of lower social stature (Their dates, be WHACK, yo). For honor he is on an adventure to rescue her...

    ...and then stone her for being a slut that allowed herself to be kidnapped.

    Deebaser on
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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2011
    oh, and for saying that obese people should be made to "run until the drop the weight or be regulated to a dark corner of society where the rest of the scum of society hang around, ala drug addicts. Don't put words in my mouth. "

    Nerdgasmic on
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    DeebaserDeebaser on my way to work in a suit and a tie Ahhhh...come on fucking guyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

    huh? what happened to him?

    He said that the state should either sterilize (or make it illegal for them) gay people so that should they want to have children, they can't pass on their 'defect' to the kids which there is a '100% chance' of happening. This was in reference to incest having a few percentile chance increase of the likelihood of birth defects.

    sterlize....whhhaaaaa?

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    You guys just want to go around passing the gay to our children. I will not have it.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

    huh? what happened to him?

    He said that the state should either sterilize (or make it illegal for them) gay people so that should they want to have children, they can't pass on their 'defect' to the kids which there is a '100% chance' of happening. This was in reference to incest having a few percentile chance increase of the likelihood of birth defects.

    ahahaha I just read that

    oh man I owe tube a sloppy blowjob

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Winky passes the gay to every girl he meets.

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    Casual EddyCasual Eddy The Astral PlaneRegistered User regular
    sterilize gay people

    that is fucking hilarious

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    so a friend of mine contacted a friend of his who is a manager at another, more prestigious translation firm

    apparently they are hiring like mad, and if I apply tomorrow i might get a call the same day because my experience is directly relevant

    i am so fucking lucky. or rather, i might be very soon.
    Good luck, EM.

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Let's face it: the dates will suffer.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Winky wrote:
    Let's face it: the dates will suffer.

    why? he'll have more time to tend them

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    LawndartLawndart Registered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    If [chat] lived near me, I would get all you unemployed people jobs.

    Sadly, the only places I have pull are just outside Detroit, Phoenix, and Tampa.

    :(

    If only I was interested in being Robocop, deporting anyone who looks Mexican, or playing shuffleboard before 4PM dinner.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    sterilize gay people

    that is fucking hilarious

    *cocks shotgun*

    You better not put that gay dick in a straight pussy anytime soon.

    *rocking chair*

    *southern*

    *aping anti-miscegenation racists, if you couldn't tell*

    *this joke isn't funny anymore*

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    your wit always touches me deeply, chuseph

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

    are you interested in dark souls at all?

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

    are you interested in dark souls at all?

    If it were free.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    @MyDcmbr Seriously, I have a degree in Poli Sci, a few months writing and shifting produce at Kroger (not the same job), and I'm willing to relocate. Do you have anything?

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

    are you interested in dark souls at all?

    If it were free.
    what about renting

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    LoserForHireXLoserForHireX Philosopher King The AcademyRegistered User regular
    Organichu wrote:
    Ludious wrote:
    Look there is a fundamentalist vacuum right now since we lost TNC

    huh? what happened to him?

    He said that the state should either sterilize (or make it illegal for them) gay people so that should they want to have children, they can't pass on their 'defect' to the kids which there is a '100% chance' of happening. This was in reference to incest having a few percentile chance increase of the likelihood of birth defects.

    ahahaha I just read that

    oh man I owe tube a sloppy blowjob

    but you'll give him a bad case of the gaysies if you do that

    it's 100% transmittable Eddy

    "The only way to get rid of a temptation is to give into it." - Oscar Wilde
    "We believe in the people and their 'wisdom' as if there was some special secret entrance to knowledge that barred to anyone who had ever learned anything." - Friedrich Nietzsche
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    WashWash Sweet Christmas Registered User regular
    Elldren wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Should I watch Les Miserables?

    why is that a question?

    Because I don't know anything about Les Miserables

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

    are you interested in dark souls at all?

    If it were free.
    what about renting

    I don't rent.

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    Sarksus wrote:
    Tomorrow I will finally be able to play Forza.

    are you interested in dark souls at all?

    If it were free.
    what about renting

    I don't rent.

    I respect your gaming ideals, sir.

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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    shuffleboard is awesome

    my brother and I have a tradition of going down to the local and playing shuffleboard with friends

    fuck gendered marketing
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    ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited October 2011
    Wash wrote:
    Elldren wrote:
    Wash wrote:
    Should I watch Les Miserables?

    why is that a question?

    Because I don't know anything about Les Miserables

    The play or the musical? Live or taped?

    edit: to be clear the answer is yes regardless

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    fuck gendered marketing
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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    Going down to the local what.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    Nerdgasmic wrote:
    your wit always touches me deeply, chuseph
    I think he prefers to go by "Menachum."

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Going down to the local what.
    Senior center.

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    ThanatosThanatos Registered User regular
    I think I will probably borrow Dark Souls from PotatoNinja in the far-flung future.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    sterilize gay people

    that is fucking hilarious

    you dont use purell after you ride the train??

    i sterilize all the time

    especially after creepy touchy waitress

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    Just played the new Portal 2 DLC (it was free)

    good fun puzzles and it was great going back for a bit of coop.

    (though I think there might be a single player version of it as well)

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    does hand sanitizer make that much of a difference

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    WinkyWinky rRegistered User regular
    Sarksus wrote:
    Going down to the local what.

    I accidentally the local

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    SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    I did not see any new single player content except for the ability to replay the game with scoreboards.

    Valve hates single player.

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    GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    ps eddy my mom called your mom you are in so much trouble

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    FroThulhuFroThulhu Registered User regular
    Whoa, did TNC get banned?

    Did that happen?

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    MyDcmbrMyDcmbr PEWPEWPEW!!! America's WangRegistered User regular
    MyDcmbr wrote:
    If [chat] lived near me, I would get all you unemployed people jobs.

    Sadly, the only places I have pull are just outside Detroit, Phoenix, and Tampa.

    :(
    I would move to Detroit. Maybe Phoenix or Tampa. I'm assuming everything you have requires years of experience?


    That or at least a degree in related field or doing CSR phone work.

    Don't worry CC, I am keeping an eye out on the job board for you.

    Steam
    So we get stiff once in a while. So we have a little fun. What’s wrong with that? This is a free country, isn’t it? I can take my panda any place I want to. And if I wanna buy it a drink, that’s my business.
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