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games "journalism" - submit your shit to orikae already, jesus christ

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    freakish lightfreakish light butterdick jones and his heavenly asshole machineRegistered User regular
    Not in the length or difficulty, necessarily, but definitely in the presentation and experience.

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    Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    My 15 bucks were well spent about an hour in during a particular sequence. Everything after or before that was/will be just be bonus material.

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited March 2012
    stale's article is really making the rounds
    (I just noticed it on pa report's the cut)

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    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    I think Limbo is on sale on PS3 right now if anyone wants to snag it

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    JayKaosJayKaos Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    stale's article is really making the rounds
    (I just noticed it on pa report's the cut)

    Oh sweet, I've actually been checking PAR occasionally for the sole purpose of seeing if any of MD's stuff showed up there.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    End wrote: »
    stale's article is really making the rounds
    (I just noticed it on pa report's the cut)

    I'm actually surprised at the lack of frothing nerd-rage.

    Other than a few here and there, people have been relatively calm about it. Other than the guy who wanted the IRS to investigate, and the few who totally missed the aspect of "I helped" not "I alone destroyed".

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    So what you're saying is, you're claiming sole responsibility for the destruction of this massively multiplayer game?

    Such egotism

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    edited March 2012
    So is "Patrick Desjardins" a fake name, because I was pretty sure your name was Dan?

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I mean, I can see all sorts of good reasons to not want your real name tied to that.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    Edcrab wrote: »
    So what you're saying is, you're claiming sole responsibility for the destruction of this massively multiplayer game?

    Such egotism

    Stale, Eater of Worlds

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    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    So is "Patrick Desjardins" a fake name, because I was pretty sure your name was Dan?

    Dan is a common diminutive form of Desjardins. It makes more sense if you're pronouncing it correctly.

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    That Dave FellaThat Dave Fella Registered User regular
    That's his cajun name.

    PSN: ThatDaveFella
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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    I get the feeling you're fucking with me, though I see how that could work. I was pronouncing it the french way as is.

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I don't know what any of you are referring to. I didn't write that.


    But

    If I did, and did not want my name attached to that, then yes, I would choose a fake name. I would tell the Editor, "Hey Orik, don't use my real name in relation to a tale of massive racketeering and tax evasion."

    Not that it would take a lot to trace back to me, but still. I don't need a simple google search turning up any more dirt than necessary.


    If that were me, which it isn't.

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    OghulkOghulk Tinychat Janitor TinychatRegistered User regular
    Are we talking about that Star Wars Galaxies article?

    Cause that article is beyond fantastic

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    a gripping tale of amoral fuckery

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    So is "Patrick Desjardins" a fake name, because I was pretty sure your name was Dan?

    Dan is a common diminutive form of Desjardins. It makes more sense if you're pronouncing it correctly.

    Annie, I love you

    also

    I guess we made the cut

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    Give me your money and I will tell you how to convince people to give you money.

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    JoeUserJoeUser Forum Santa Registered User regular
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    The real money's in merchandising! Make an "I ruined Star Wars Galaxie$" t shirt

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    Give me and Melding time and we'll be swimming in EA Shill money.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Woo, my article is up

    Everyone can go see what a silly goose I am

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Gatsby wrote: »
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    Give me and Melding time and we'll be swimming in EA Shill money.

    Oh so that's why you cut out the part where we were all talking about how EA is literally the worst thing to happen in the history of the species


    Also Quoth I have never played Heavy Rain but I am going to go spoil the whole game now. Just to read your article.

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    UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    I've been visiting the site and clicking on the Project Wonderful ad at least once a day.

    So at least 0.05of that is from me. You're welcome.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    It actually only spoils one character's plot and none of the ending

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Well I read it and enjoyed it but now that the context of my experience has changed, I'm not so sure. I wasn't making a noble sacrifice any more.

    WORST. ENDING. EVER.

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    I screwed up on the FBI guy at the end
    I missed a clue somewhere, or it wouldn't let me get out and accuse the cop after I had spotted the watch and so the guy bled his eyes out and the cops shot the dad

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Fearghaill wrote: »
    so far we've made a grand total of 18 cents this week

    gotta figure out how to Infiltrate y'all's wallets

    I've been visiting the site and clicking on the Project Wonderful ad at least once a day.

    So at least 0.05of that is from me. You're welcome.

    PW ads are priced based on impressions, not clicks.

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    StiltsStilts Registered User regular
    I am constantly amused by the snarky "Nice work of fiction," comments on articles like Call of Apathy and the Star Wars Galaxies one.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Yeah, it's like... of course, we totally made this up because we knew it would attract attention, it's so obvious

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    "Why don't you name names and give exact details?"


    Why.... Why would you?

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    premiumpremium Registered User regular
    I don't think that either of those are at all unbelievable. Then again there are still people questioning Obama's birth certificate...

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    Look if you share a story without an address that I can send severed body parts to then I refuse to accept that story as factual

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    Stale why are you a secret Muslim who hates our country

    ALL THE BLOOD FOR OIL

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    I have all the secret muslins.


    it's a secret muslin blowout.

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    MKRMKR Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    Stale why are you a secret Muslim who hates our country

    ALL THE BLOOD FOR OIL

    I imagine blood is as difficult to refine as it is to get out of carpet.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    Secret Muslim Blowout is my favorite porno.

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    QuothQuoth the Raven Miami, FL FOR REALRegistered User regular
    MKR wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Stale why are you a secret Muslim who hates our country

    ALL THE BLOOD FOR OIL

    I imagine blood is as difficult to refine as it is to get out of carpet.

    But everyone loves that sweet, sweet AB negative crude

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    OlivawOlivaw good name, isn't it? the foot of mt fujiRegistered User regular
    Hullis wrote: »
    Secret Muslim Blowout is my favorite porno.

    It's also my favorite prog rock band

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    StaleStale Registered User regular
    Quoth wrote: »
    MKR wrote: »
    Quoth wrote: »
    Stale why are you a secret Muslim who hates our country

    ALL THE BLOOD FOR OIL

    I imagine blood is as difficult to refine as it is to get out of carpet.

    But everyone loves that sweet, sweet AB negative crude

    how did you know my blood type?


    are you stalking me?



    did you take my teeth?

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