Welcome to Free Country, USA. It's a pleasant town, but also quite colorful. After all, it's home to such incredible characters as Bubs C. Stand, Pom Pom, Strong Bad, and, of course, Homestar Runner. He's a terrific athlete!
Not all is peaceful in Free Country, USA. The future of the town is in danger, and the enemy hides amongst us.
This is a 20-person Mini-Phalla with very "vanilla" rules. The four classic roles are in effect. Vote each day to determine who you will kill. If all four Strong Badians are dead, the citizens of Free Country, USA win. If there are less "villagers" alive than Strong Badians, the Strong Badians are victorious. Votes are in
red, retractions and sign-ups are in
lime, and requests for information from me, your host, are in
orange.
No anonymous communication, no sharing text from role PMs. Proboards are allowed, but I require access to keep an eye on them.
Come up to sign up, but don't throw up (throw down)!
The following people will be fighting for the future of Free Country, USA:
1. Bedlam
2.
jdarksun - The Cheat was brought low by the village's keen moral insight.
3.
Taya - Homestar Runner ate a double deuce.
4. SeGaTai
5.
Kime - A Citizen of Free Country, USA is always evil.
6.
JaysonFour - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was too good for his own good.
7. Capfalcon
8.
Alegis - A Citizen of Free Country, USA got forked in the core.
9.
Caulk Bite 6 - A Citizen of Free Country, USA learned a harsh lesson about data security.
10.
Matev - Strong Sad is the victim of fratricide.
11.
Cayrus - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was found dead with bruises in the shape of boxing gloves and laaaaarge hands.
12. Tayrun
13.
Kuhlmeye - A Citizen of Free Country, USA was found dead with bruises in the shape of boxing gloves and laaaarge hands!
14.
MrTLicious - The Tire has been porked out.
15.
Langly - A Citizen of Free Country USA has danced his last shuffle.
16.
Void Slayer - Coach Z lost weight with the Strong Mad Plan.
17.
B:L - Bubs Concession Stand didn't have one.
18.
Peccavi - A Citizen of Free Country, USA lived an exciting life of crime.
19.
Ketbra - A Citizen of Free Country, USA really brought it on himself.
20. Cythral
Waitlist
1. The Anonymous
You are...
A Citizen of Free Country, USA
You’re just one of the many fine and crazy folk that live in Free Country, USA. You’re probably like... a peasant or something.
Your home isn’t perfect, but it’s colorful and it’s free (when the King of Town isn’t going too crazy).
You win when all the Strong Badians are dead.
Posts
Probably battling evil
Buy all our playsets and toys!
"Silas Brown," are you some super-special host account, a changed name, or do I really just not know you?
3DS Friend Code: 3110-5393-4113
Steam profile
Why not?
I can has cheezburger, yes?
Twitch Stream
IS WUNNING! ALONG!
Henri Emmanuel Gratien St Pierre in Where No Man Has Gone Before
Lord Augustus Cumberbatch in Eclipse Phase
!Signup
Bahleeted
Thecheeted
I have watched the source material.
I do not understand the source material.
YOU ARE THY DUNGEONMAN!
Ye find yeself in yon dungeon. Ye see a SCROLL. Behind ye SCROLL is a FLASK.
Obvious exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and DENNIS.
What wouldst thou deau?
> signup
Ye takes the SCROLL and reads of it. It doth say:
BEWARE, READER OF YE SCROLL,
B:L IS NEVER EVIL, AND BANDWAGONS AWAIT TO THE -
The SCROLL disappears in thy hands with ye olde ZAP!
What wouldst thou deau?
>
>VOTE FOR B:L
Twitch Stream
Ye cannot vote the B:L. It is firmly bolted to a NEVER EVIL which is bolted to the rest of the phalla which is probably bolted to a vanillaforum. Never you mind.
What wouldst thou deau?
>
Ye cannot get the FLASK. It is firmly bolted to a wall which is bolted to the rest of the dungeon which is probably bolted to a castle. Never you mind.
What wouldst thou deau?
>
>vote for kime
Twitch Stream
A novel idea! You vote for kime and he falls to his death over the parapets. With this new knowledge of what parapets are, ye escapes from yon phalla in order to search for new phallas and to remain...
THY DUNGEONMAN!!
You hath won! Congraturation!!
Your score was: 4
> take one month phalla break
Confusion will be my epitaph
Narration and PMs will be up before 9 PM Pacific. Game will start when narration is up and PMs are out. Vote close will be 7 PM Pacific the following day.
Confusion will be my epitaph
Please stop before Bethesda sues you. Your clearly infringing their intellectual property.