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Wrestling 2012: SET THE FUNKASAURUS FREE
Hjorvarthr
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Are you serious bro?
Yes, yes I am
For those who are maybe starting to watch the WWE again here's some recent happenings(So SPOILERS I guess)
Other things that probably aren't spoilery
Sheamus likes the beat the shit out of other people
Santino is awesome
Hunico has the best entrance ever
CM Punk is the Best in the World
Of course there are other promotions besides the WWE:
There's WCW TNA, which you can watch, but we really don't reccomend it
There's ROH with young guys that will be in the WWE in like 5-7 years
There's Chikara(Ants and invisible gernades, what more do you need?)
and a lot of others too
So ring the bell on this new thread!
Yes, yes I am
For those who are maybe starting to watch the WWE again here's some recent happenings(So SPOILERS I guess)
Chris Jericho is back and hasn't said a word, but has smiled a lot and cried a lot(probably because of that glowing jacket)
Kane is back and is wearing a mask and wants JOHN CENA to EMBRACE THE HATE
Kane is also just wandering around arena bathrooms watching people brush their teeth
Kane is also just wandering around arena bathrooms watching people brush their teeth
Daniel Bryan cashed in his Money in the Bank briefcase on the Big Show(who had just beat Mark Henry for the World Heavyweight Title 45 seconds earlier) and defeated the Big Show by DQ last week on Smackdown.(YES YES YES YESSSSSSSSSSSSS) They have a No countout/DQ rematch this week on Smackdown
R-Truth is back after being taken out the Wellness Policy Miz
BRODUS CLAY IS THE FUNKASAURUS FROM THE PLANET FUNK
Other things that probably aren't spoilery
Sheamus likes the beat the shit out of other people
Santino is awesome
Hunico has the best entrance ever
CM Punk is the Best in the World
Of course there are other promotions besides the WWE:
There's WCW TNA, which you can watch, but we really don't reccomend it
There's ROH with young guys that will be in the WWE in like 5-7 years
There's Chikara(Ants and invisible gernades, what more do you need?)
and a lot of others too
So ring the bell on this new thread!
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This shit is getting tiresome and I hope things start improving by the Rumble. Also WWE Network will now be launching in the Fall instead of April 1 but in all honesty that's a good thing.
If anything I hope they try to put more actual WRESTLING on the show next week as that was my main issue with the show.
...but at least the stupid bullshit was entertaining FUNKY.
Speaking of, I really hope they keep Brodus Clay off TV as much as possible. Only bring him in when he can give a full five minute match of fresh material or else it's going to get tired quick and running a character that good into the ground should be a jail-able offense.
Also, See No Evil is pretty terrible. Why are they making me watch a PG version of it starring Zack Ryder and a tire?
I'm not a big fan of the suffocating hand over the mouth thing Kane is doing. I'd much rather see him dropping people on their head with a tombstone.
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I think I'd rather have the funkasaurus
just fucking embrace how stupid and absurd professional wrestling is, because it's more embarrassing when you try and pretend to be super intense and meaningful all the time
I mean, I get that the attitude era was huge and brought in a bunch of people, but there's a lot to be said for the simplicity of the wwf in the 80's
Steam
And yet you refuse to watch CHIKARA.
The Geebs That Makes No Sense.
Speaking of The New Generation WWF:
Also, looks like they're trying to continue the angle where Cena gets more and more angry at Kane
Steam
RoH is on some TV and it's going to be on more tvs in March.
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* Skip Sheffield b. Percy Watson with a lariat.
WWE Smackdown (Airing Friday)
* Daniel Bryan opens the show but is interrupted by Mark Henry. Henry is banned from ringside for tonight's World Heavyweight Title match but Henry wants a title shot on next week's show.
* Justin Gabriel beat Heath Slater.
* Cody Rhodes beat Ezekiel Jackson. Before the match, Rhodes cut a short promo.
* Ted DiBiase beat Drew McIntyre. Hunico was on commentary during the match.
* Sheamus beat Jinder Mahal
* David Otunga beat Santino Marella
* Brodus Clay beat Tyson Kidd in a squash.
* Tamina beat Natalya
* Wade Barrett comes out and talks about winning the Royal Rumble. He announces he will go against Sheamus on next week's show.
* AJ Lee came out with Daniel Bryan for the No DQ, No Count Out main event for the World Title against Big Show. AJ went down in the match from Big Show and had to be taken out on a stretcher by medics. Bryan and Show went on to a No Contest.
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FUNKASAURUSMANIA IS RUNNING WILD
Interesting way for the title match to end, D-Bryan's reaction is the key thing though
ends in a no contest?
Also, let's try to remember the important thing here.
Brodus is probably the Funkasaurus because Masked Kane is on Raw. No need for three monster heels.
Masked Kane is only back because Vince has a mask fetish recently.
And Cara is hurt.
So really, Sin Cara is to credit for the birth of the Funkasaurus.
She's adorable! and awesome!
I think I need to watch Smackdown to see the Funkosaurus again and to see my boy D-Bry in action.
After PwnanOBrien posted the WWE Summer of Punk video I watched the RoH video and now I can't remember if I saw the Punk/Christopher Daniels 60 minute draw or not. Pretty sure I own all those shows. Must rewatch. Have to finish Death Before Dishonor first. I can't stand Chris Lovey (Gabe Sapolsky) on commentary though.
On an RoH related note, I'm super disappointed that the 10th anniversary show isn't on PPV. It's also a month late, but whatevs. I'd appreciate if TNA would let some guys go back for that show (Samoa Joe or Daniels) and it would be awesome for London to show up if he's still wrestling.
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More complete spoilers:
If that is what finally "turns" him fully I will laugh quite a bit as HBK ducking was portrayed as a face thing in that feud with Jericho despite Y2J not aiming for HBK's wife at all.
he let it get to his head, and now he's gonna take it out on everyone
It's going to be so good.
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Hullis linked me the Brodus Clay video
I need to watch wrestling now
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yessssssssssss
If you don't like WWE there's always CHIKARA, where someone will probably throw invisible grenades
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