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Morgellons is real and it sucks.

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    JarsJars Registered User regular
    fluoride in water consiperacy theories get my vote for the dumbest theories

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    AvrahamAvraham Registered User regular
    wait

    what does this have to do with being a gamer?

    :bz: :bz: :bzz:
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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    it was really recently posted; I guess this is his big push?

    He will be silenced no longer.

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    PeenPeen Registered User regular
    I am just loving that FAQ he linked to.

    "4. Q. Is the DSP for fungus and bacteria, but not to get rid of the parasite?
    A. The DSP will kill the Morgellons parasite under the skin or on top of it.
    http://morgellons-research.org/morge...lons-cream.htm (deadlink)

    5. Q. I have put some DSP in my ears...should I be using the Ecovie instead?
    A. You can get the Eco-Vie deeper in the ear by mixing it with warm water and pouring or spraying it in the ear. DSP is difficult to get deep into the ear. It is good in the external ear canal.

    6. Q. Am I supposed to be taking the colloidal silver orally, or just use it in my eyes?"

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
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    BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    It's probably just spam bot trying to generate traffic for the website it linked.

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    WeedLordVegetaWeedLordVegeta Registered User regular
    I would hate to have Morrigan's disease

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    holy fuck colloidal silver

    really

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Skull Man wrote:
    look man I'm being pretty harsh

    I'm sorry that you have murgatroyd

    man

    murgatroyd is a pretty cool word

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    MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    holy fuck colloidal silver

    really

    It removes, you know, toxins and stuff.

    What, do you like toxins or something?

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    1. Q. What is Morgellons?
    A. At this time, it is still unknown what is causing this disease. It is absolutely NOT a psychiatric condition. It is a multi-faceted disease that can cause significant problems such as:
    Skin lesions, Movement sensations in and under skin and body orifices, Fibers in skin and on skin, pin-prick pain sensations in skin, Severe itching, Musculoskeletal problems, Chronic Fatigue, cognitive dysfunction, Emotional difficulties, failing eyesight, Numerous neurological symptoms, Gastrointestinal symptoms, and changes in skin texture and pigment.

    Ok, so let me get this straight

    there is this laundry list of symptoms, with no known link between them, and no clue as to what causes them

    even though there are well known causes for each of the symptoms in other afflictions

    but it absolutely must be this disease because we said so

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    doing some research on this, the issue seems more interesting than at first I thought

    http://www.psychologytoday.com/articles/200702/the-morgellons-mystery

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Gastrointestinal symptoms from eating too many processed foods.

    Why I never.

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    TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
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    Meta T. DustMeta T. Dust Registered User regular
    what the fuck is colloidal silver

    Silver mined from colloids duh

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    HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    I eat food.

    And then I poop from my butt.

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    mcpmcp Registered User regular
    Henroid wrote:
    I eat food.

    And then I poop from my butt.

    You should have that looked at.

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    GarthorGarthor Registered User regular
    what the fuck is colloidal silver

    Silver suspended in water.

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    Skull ManSkull Man RIP KUSU Registered User regular
    what the fuck is colloidal silver

    that's not important! what's important is, how much should I be putting in my eyes

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    fables429fables429 Awesome Registered User regular
    Well I know the disease... sounds crazy, and I did post this in one other message board I have used in the past. I am sorry that I am a runner and a gamer.

    I am not saying this is a conspiracy of any kind. Just that the Doctors don't think it is real when it is real and many people are suffering from it not just me. I am just trying to help.

    Ask me questions about it instead of throwing it off as "Fake".

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Well I know the disease... sounds crazy, and I did post this in one other message board I have used in the past. I am sorry that I am a runner and a gamer.

    I am not saying this is a conspiracy of any kind. Just that the Doctors don't think it is real when it is real and many people are suffering from it not just me. I am just trying to help.

    Ask me questions about it instead of throwing it off as "Fake".

    why

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    Peen wrote:
    I am just loving that FAQ he linked to.

    "4. Q. Is the DSP for fungus and bacteria, but not to get rid of the parasite?
    A. The DSP will kill the Morgellons parasite under the skin or on top of it.
    http://morgellons-research.org/morge...lons-cream.htm (deadlink)

    5. Q. I have put some DSP in my ears...should I be using the Ecovie instead?
    A. You can get the Eco-Vie deeper in the ear by mixing it with warm water and pouring or spraying it in the ear. DSP is difficult to get deep into the ear. It is good in the external ear canal.

    6. Q. Am I supposed to be taking the colloidal silver orally, or just use it in my eyes?"

    Yeah after reading most of the FAQs

    This is basically the anathema of science based medicine.

    If you have any kind of discomfort it's probably Morgellons and even though nobody knows what causes it or how to cure it, here's how to use every kind of snake oil we can find to fix it

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Doctors don't think it is real when it is real

    umm

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    #pipe wrote:
    fables429 wrote:
    Doctors don't think it is real when it is real

    umm

    Consult your local wizard.

    He'll know.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Fables I'm sorry but not only am I a colonel I am a colonel doctor

    And I'm afraid you have Silly Goose Syndrome


    It's terminal

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    AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    one time i had this rash, and it itched pretty bad so i got some cream from walgreens and it wasn't cutting it so i bit the bullet and went to the doctor and they were like "well you were on the right track, you just needed this kind of cream and not that kind."

    jock itch, it sucks yo

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    fables429fables429 Awesome Registered User regular
    Except they all have a pretty common symptom, 2 actually.

    The fibers coming out of the skin... look like lint black and white. And waking up in the morning with deep indented lines over various parts of the body. I have not been able to find any other disease that has these 2 symptoms.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    someone validate my arrested development joke!

    validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Are you sure those fibers aren't

    yknow

    hair

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    someone validate my arrested development joke!

    validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    why

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    someone validate my arrested development joke!

    validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    why

    :(:(:(:(:(:(:(:(

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    unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Except they all have a pretty common symptom, 2 actually.

    The fibers coming out of the skin... look like lint black and white. And waking up in the morning with deep indented lines over various parts of the body. I have not been able to find any other disease that has these 2 symptoms.

    1) it's called "hair"
    2) are you sleeping on top of a keyboard by any chance

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    waking up in the morning with deep indented lines over various parts of the body

    I'm pretty sure this happens to every single person on the planet on account of sleeping on blankets with folds in them

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    fables429 wrote:
    Except they all have a pretty common symptom, 2 actually.

    The fibers coming out of the skin... look like lint black and white. And waking up in the morning with deep indented lines over various parts of the body. I have not been able to find any other disease that has these 2 symptoms.

    you know i've woke up in the morning with deep indented lines all over my torso and arms and sometimes even my face

    it was the bed sheets

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    AHAHA SUCK IT UNINTENTIONAL

    BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH

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    chiasaur11chiasaur11 Never doubt a raccoon. Do you think it's trademarked?Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    someone validate my arrested development joke!

    validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    I'm afraid you have expecting-response-to-arrested-development-jokes-itus.

    It's terminal.

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    Blake TBlake T Do you have enemies then? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life.Registered User regular
    Langly wrote:
    someone validate my arrested development joke!

    validate meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    Haha, the banana stand!

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I'm sorry unintentional I didn't mean to be rude

    c'mere

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