AbsalonLands of Always WinterRegistered Userregular
edited March 2012
I'd pay someone to tell me what to do with everything not spent on advice. I hate the idea of doing something wrong when I have a great opportunity.
Sure, there would be indulgences, but I'd do lots of boring, responsible stuff with it as well. I think primarily I would try to earn some relaxation, take up art or philosophy for a while. And I would be super nice to all my friends and relatives.
I would also fund videogames. My own videogames. Made for me. You can play them if you are nice.
with my winnings i would hire new writers for the big bang theory
and blacklist the current ones
Just out of interest: what exactly is it that pisses you off about this specific sitcom that doesn't pee you off about other sitcoms? It's not that I defend TBBT in any way, but it's a bloody sitcom. And unless we're talking about the first season of The Young Ones or Blackadder, sitcoms have a way of staying the same unless the current writers get murdered/their actors get caught twittering about snorting coke from the butts of their illegitimate blonde housemates' daughters.
Which I am currently writing a sitcom about. dibs.
working title: 'Wulpse vrouwen, sleeën in de sneeuw'
jippee on
Nellie the elephant packed her trunk
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
with my winnings i would hire new writers for the big bang theory
and blacklist the current ones
Just out of interest: what exactly is it that pisses you off about this specific sitcom that doesn't pee you off about other sitcoms? It's not that I defend TBBT in any way, but it's a bloody sitcom. And unless we're talking about the first season of The Young Ones or Blackadder, sitcoms have a way of staying the same unless the current writers get murdered/their actors get caught twittering about snorting coke from the butts of their illegitimate blonde housemates' daughters.
Which I am currently writing a sitcom about. dibs.
working title: 'Wulpse vrouwen, sleeën in de sneeuw'
im sorry that i didnt list each individual television program that i dont find enjoyable
with my winnings i would hire new writers for the big bang theory
and blacklist the current ones
Just out of interest: what exactly is it that pisses you off about this specific sitcom that doesn't pee you off about other sitcoms? It's not that I defend TBBT in any way, but it's a bloody sitcom. And unless we're talking about the first season of The Young Ones or Blackadder, sitcoms have a way of staying the same unless the current writers get murdered/their actors get caught twittering about snorting coke from the butts of their illegitimate blonde housemates' daughters.
Which I am currently writing a sitcom about. dibs.
working title: 'Wulpse vrouwen, sleeën in de sneeuw'
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that seems like an inconvenient phobia
how do you cook? do you just have to microwave everything?
(there's a fair few drugs you just swallow though)
burgers
eggs
bacon
it took me until i was probably sixteen to even be able to learn to do that much and it kinda stalled there
pyrophobia sucks y'all don't get your leg set on fire when you're a kid it fucks you up hard
the stove sucks but i can deal
the fact that our house is heated with a woodstove this is less of a thing i can deal with
also
bullshit
ok thank you doctor internet good to know that i'm not actually terrified of fire
it's not jet boots anymore
it's repulsors
huuuuuuuge difference
Sure, there would be indulgences, but I'd do lots of boring, responsible stuff with it as well. I think primarily I would try to earn some relaxation, take up art or philosophy for a while. And I would be super nice to all my friends and relatives.
I would also fund videogames. My own videogames. Made for me. You can play them if you are nice.
buttlord i diagnose you with being a fat baby who is wasting my time
to be fair, i diagnose everyone with this
Just out of interest: what exactly is it that pisses you off about this specific sitcom that doesn't pee you off about other sitcoms? It's not that I defend TBBT in any way, but it's a bloody sitcom. And unless we're talking about the first season of The Young Ones or Blackadder, sitcoms have a way of staying the same unless the current writers get murdered/their actors get caught twittering about snorting coke from the butts of their illegitimate blonde housemates' daughters.
Which I am currently writing a sitcom about. dibs.
working title: 'Wulpse vrouwen, sleeën in de sneeuw'
and trundled off to the jungle
off she rode with a trumpety trump
trump trump trump
im sorry that i didnt list each individual television program that i dont find enjoyable
STEAM!
the rest on Fabergé eggs
*: unfriendly.
I'm disappointed in you all.
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I thought about it for a moment but I'm pretty sure I've made the joke before. Don't want to be old and @stale with my jokes.
to be fair, veretas
no one really likes you very much
and never pay anyone to finish the books ever
fuck you nerds
fuck you and your dumb books
Oh good christ, hahaha.
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the jokes are so
fucking
lazy
guys they're nerds isn't that hilarious! - the punchline to every joke on the show
Shut up and kiss me
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