I'd drop out and pay off my and my families debts, make a little retirement fund for my parents and I, create college funds for my cousins.
I'd give 7 million to the Colbert SuperPac
and set up another lottery where I pay off people's debts, 30-50 million?
and then I dunno. Cat Island.
were you born at the age of 54
old at heart
I'd keep the Adult Education Facility by my house open, the state wants to shut it down.
If there was something I could do with my money to help online-education programs get accredited, I would. Like a fancy Kahn Academy with certification tests and shit that you could apply to high school graduation requirements and college GEs.
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Not cool man
the least profitable corporation.
the worst capitalist
Sit on my ass all day and play video games.
But on a much bigger screen.
In a much nicer chair.
In a much nicer house.
On my private island.
I'd give 7 million to the Colbert SuperPac
and set up another lottery where I pay off people's debts, 30-50 million?
and then I dunno. Cat Island.
all the books
make an awesome private library
and then, I would make the world's biggest and best bookstore
oh and I would donate tons and tons of books to charity and to underfunded school libraries
suck my taint yo
and suck
not that hard
That is all I need
Not change a thing
Just have zero responsibilities
Other than bills, yo
ROM, for one
Spidey Super Stories for another
were you born at the age of 54
i'd just always have money and never work
and i'd let people wonder how the fuck this is happening
possibly
considering
well
you
they'd think it was blood money
well it worked
i love being pandered to
sorry, I was going to buy each of you a giant novelty gummy bear
even less than i do now
just walk in late, walk out early
don't do shit
refuse to unload a truck if i don't like how it looks
take half hour shits
see how long it takes me to get fired
and then continue to show up
just give him my uniform and badge
see how far it gets him
honestly
ooooh i like this plan
i know it's wasteful
but who wouldn't want to be portrayed by liam neeson for a day
i would do what that guy in washington does
get a really nice replica superhero costume made and use the money to buy a ton of comics and toys and go hand them out to sick kids while in costume
this is after the sweet house and the solid gold ferraris and such
and after quitting my job by taking a shit in the middle of the floor
excellent
old at heart
I'd keep the Adult Education Facility by my house open, the state wants to shut it down.
If there was something I could do with my money to help online-education programs get accredited, I would. Like a fancy Kahn Academy with certification tests and shit that you could apply to high school graduation requirements and college GEs.
and set my friends up in London so i wouldn't be lonely
and spend my time writing and travelling around Europe, going to Paris and Rome and Istanbul and staying in all the nicest hotels
maybe do a PhD at Cambridge or Oxford and completely dedicate myself to it
i would probably die of alcohol poisoning within a month if i won this money
and then i'd have my entire estate be given out via raffle
to complete a full circle
i got rich via lottery, my riches go away via lottery
why not go balls to the wall
spend 2 million dollars doing every drug known to man
just spend the last month of your life whacked out of your mind 24/7
i love beer too much
and if i never had to work i would never stop drinking it
or most drugs
hate the taste of beer soooooo mcuh
and most drugs are taken by a method that freaks me out so that's out
i'd probably jerk off until my heart exploded though
aka
biggest wuss ever
mostly you just smoke drugs or put them in your mouth
it's not all about injecting them into the eyeballs
fire bad fire scary
literally cannot use a lighter