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Giant Bomb: Ryan Davis is a pretty classy guy.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    That's because Alex will not just report something.

    He needs to snark.

    And he snarks very poorly.

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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    Tagline Alex wrote for the Fall of cybertron video

    "He's a robotic space T-Rex that breathes fire. I think that renders your argument invalid."

    That sure is the internet.

    http://atlanticus.tumblr.com/ PSN: Atlanticus 3DS: 1590-4692-3954 Steam: Artreus
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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    That's because Alex will not just report something.

    He needs to snark.

    And he snarks very poorly.

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    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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    ArtreusArtreus I'm a wizard And that looks fucked upRegistered User regular
    But yeah I could see how constantly complaining about a giant bomb dude would get annoying so I will stop

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    PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    Wait, There's Really a Game Called World of Warplanes? Seriously?

    This may be the most inexplicable use of a jaunty, upbeat modern rock soundtrack in human history.

    Alexs gonna Alex. Haters gonna hate.

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    So TNT tonight is Trials Evolution. I hope Brad is the one taking the helm on this one.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    So TNT tonight is Trials Evolution. I hope Brad is the one taking the helm on this one.

    I think that was the plan, yeah.

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    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    yes, it's always pacific time

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    Good Looking Fat GuyGood Looking Fat Guy West Hartford, CTRegistered User regular
    When they say TNT will be at 4PM, do they mean Pacific Time?

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    ultimakayultimakay Registered User regular
    When they say TNT will be at 4PM, do they mean Pacific Time?

    Yup. Something I just noticed now is that if you look at the coming up on giantbomb panel on the main page the time listed should be accurate to your timezone.

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    T4CTT4CT BAFTA-NOMINATED NAFTA-APPROVEDRegistered User regular
    @Artreus

    you have found my problem with Alex

    after being unable to properly articulate my whole issue with him

    he is too "from the internet"

    that is what makes him completely fucking unbearable for me

    his jokes, his mannerisms, all that stuff

    are you some kind of fucking guru

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    John ZoidbergJohn Zoidberg Registered User regular
    ultimakay wrote: »
    When they say TNT will be at 4PM, do they mean Pacific Time?

    Yup. Something I just noticed now is that if you look at the coming up on giantbomb panel on the main page the time listed should be accurate to your timezone.

    It should still be Swatch Internet Time.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hovFbHt3L3w

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    FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    thats not a terrible idea i guess

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    I like Alex but yes he is far too reliant on memes and being ironic and snarky

    c'mon guy you are a good writer when you try! You don't need to be so snarky about everything!

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    agoajagoaj Top Tier One FearRegistered User regular
    He's paid by the snark.
    Or is he paid in snarks, I forget.

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    Another thing that has bothered me with writing on Giant Bomb (and really, most gaming websites) is that for about the last 3 or 4 major Wii games that have come out, everyone keeps using the same old "time to dust off that Wii!" or "the last big Wii release!" or various shit like that.

    Yes. We get it. People do not play their Wiis often and there are the system is in it's ending days. You do not need to start all of these articles the same way.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Another thing that has bothered me with writing on Giant Bomb (and really, most gaming websites) is that for about the last 3 or 4 major Wii games that have come out, everyone keeps using the same old "time to dust off that Wii!" or "the last big Wii release!" or various shit like that.

    Yes. We get it. People do not play their Wiis often and there are the system is in it's ending days. You do not need to start all of these articles the same way.

    People have been saying that since the days of NSMBWii, and it's been like a dozen major high-profile AAA Wii releases since then. And there's still one more to come.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I like Alex but yes he is far too reliant on memes and being ironic and snarky

    c'mon guy you are a good writer when you try! You don't need to be so snarky about everything!

    It annoys me because I want Giantbomb to be my main source of game news and I don't want to have reasons to complain about Alex.

    So I end up not reading the bulk of their articles because I can't stand his snark.

    Anyway, everyone should read the secret dad story, it's pretty touching.

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    BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    SimBen wrote: »
    Another thing that has bothered me with writing on Giant Bomb (and really, most gaming websites) is that for about the last 3 or 4 major Wii games that have come out, everyone keeps using the same old "time to dust off that Wii!" or "the last big Wii release!" or various shit like that.

    Yes. We get it. People do not play their Wiis often and there are the system is in it's ending days. You do not need to start all of these articles the same way.

    People have been saying that since the days of NSMBWii, and it's been like a dozen major high-profile AAA Wii releases since then. And there's still one more to come.
    But I mean

    comparing to the Xbox and PS3's release schedule the Wii is basically a limping turtle

    and the Giant Bomb dudes, as well as a bunch of people I know, barely ever use their Wii. They so themselves.

    I get that it has good games but the whole "hey you can use your Wii again!" thing is kinda true

    I mean last year had Skyward Sword and Xenoblade everywhere that isn't the US? Those are the only two really huge titles I can find

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    It's more the fact that it is just a really easy way to start an article or feature that I feel is below the general quality of Giant Bomb. Just those weird little tropes of gaming journalism that bother me.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I like Alex but yes he is far too reliant on memes and being ironic and snarky

    c'mon guy you are a good writer when you try! You don't need to be so snarky about everything!

    It annoys me because I want Giantbomb to be my main source of game news and I don't want to have reasons to complain about Alex.

    So I end up not reading the bulk of their articles because I can't stand his snark.

    Anyway, everyone should read the secret dad story, it's pretty touching.

    That was a good article, but I'm just imagining the headline as how Alex Navarro would write it.

    Surprising everyone, Secret Dad is a game
    So, that happened

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    Here's a joke that I heard someone else say and it got a lot of laughs so I'm going to say it now.
    And I expect you all to laugh again.

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    PaperLuigi44PaperLuigi44 My amazement is at maximum capacity. Registered User regular
    As much as I love the Wii games I have, I've worked in retail for most of the Wii's lifespan and the release schedule just doesn't stack up to the other consoles.

    That being said, I agree that writing cliches should be avoided wherever possible.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    My cliche line for telling everyone to get out their wii again would be OPEN YOUR WII-HOLE

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    how long has the main page shown that there will be a new FLIGHT CLUB TOMORROW??

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    Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    flight club is the best club

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    nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Here's a joke that I heard someone else say and it got a lot of laughs so I'm going to say it now.
    And I expect you all to laugh again.

    Are you trying to say complaining about alex is beating a dead horse?

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    David_TDavid_T A fashion yes-man is no good to me. Copenhagen, DenmarkRegistered User regular
    Another thing that has bothered me with writing on Giant Bomb (and really, most gaming websites) is that for about the last 3 or 4 major Wii games that have come out, everyone keeps using the same old "time to dust off that Wii!" or "the last big Wii release!" or various shit like that.

    Yes. We get it. People do not play their Wiis often and there are the system is in it's ending days. You do not need to start all of these articles the same way.

    Eh, you only see it once or twice a year.

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    natek wrote: »
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Here's a joke that I heard someone else say and it got a lot of laughs so I'm going to say it now.
    And I expect you all to laugh again.

    Are you trying to say complaining about alex is beating a dead horse?

    If people on an unaffiliated forum complain enough about him, he will be removed eventually.

    It's called Democracy, Natek.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Yes We Can!

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    Patrick's hair is looking awfully contained tonight

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    Sir PlatypusSir Platypus Registered User regular
    My opinion on the Wii has kind of always been that it has just enough games to keep me from selling it, and years from now I'll probably look fondly back on those titles.

    Now Giant Bomb is making me wish I had bought Trials instead of Fez. Of course I haven't gotten to the first ending yet, but I'm thinking that even with all the crazy stuff in that game, I would have probably had more fun just doing dumb stuff on motorcycles.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Scudo wrote: »
    Patrick's hair is looking awfully contained tonight

    Lots of good men have made the mistake of thinking that.

    Contained? No. It's waiting.

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    ScudoScudo Registered User regular
    aha, these random game invites are cracking me up

    Shadowrun!

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    8-bit Bomb crew

    Ubik on
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    Ms DapperMs Dapper Yuri Librarian Registered User regular
    Jeff has completed his transition to Green Day tribute member.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    More like A-Ha now.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Robustocity.

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    SimBenSimBen Hodor? Hodor Hodor.Registered User regular
    Okay nice now Patrick looks like a penis.

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    Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    The biggest tragedy of the CBS merger seems that Alex is having to 'earn his chops' so to speak by writing articles.

    Like, Vinny does most of his work through video editing and Patrick does it through insightful research.

    Honestly? I don't think I've read a recent article by Brad. He seems to put most of his time into QL's, at least recently.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
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