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Dick Clark Dead at 82; Dark Lord Seacrest King Of New Year's Eve

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    who was the guy who did the one where he ate at mcdonalds 90 times in one month

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    Goose!Goose! That's me, honey Show me the way home, honeyRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Buttlord wrote: »
    michael moore is a tremendous shitlizard who decided that ambushing dick clark would make for better footage than actually addressing how shitty we treat people

    so

    I don't disagree that Michael Moore is pretty slimy, but I think using Dick Clark to get a point across is not necessarily a bad idea. He just kind of went nowhere with it.
    dbrock270 wrote: »
    mcp wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Dick Clark was, as far as I know, a genuinely nice person who loved what he did.

    Well there was that whole incident in Bowling for Columbine that made him look a little uncaring, but he did get ambushed by Michael Moore so I can't say I blame him too much.

    Uhhh, you're thinking of the wrong guy, guy.

    Not sure if this is what he's referring to but:
    Clark was featured in the 2002 documentary film Bowling for Columbine. He was criticized for hiring poor, unwed mothers to work long hours in his chain of restaurants for little pay. The mother in particular works over 80 hours per week and is unable to make rent and gets evicted which results in her having her son stay at his uncle's house. At his uncle's house the boy finds a gun and brings it to school where he shoots another first grader. In the documentary footage featuring Clark, Michael Moore tries to approach him to inform him of the welfare policies that allow for these conditions, and questions him about the people he employs and the tax breaks he takes advantage of, in employing welfare recipients; Clark refuses to answer any of Moore's questions, shutting the car door and driving away.

    I'd tell Moore to piss off if he wanted to ask me questions too.

    uhhh it was the state of Michigan that began that Welfare to Work program and forced his chain of restaurants to hire those workers.

    Clark literally had nothing to do with it.

    I don't think we really need to go into debate on this topic here, but it wasn't a forced thing it was a tax break thing.

    Goose! on
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    for science

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Someone should register michaelmoorekilleddickclark.com

    And then do nothing with it, because this is a nothing idea.

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    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    did Michael Moore kill Dick Clark?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiCp6Wjh-wo

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    this doesn't change my feelings about new years one way or the other

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    HarrierHarrier The Star Spangled Man Registered User regular
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    I don't wanna kill anybody. I don't like bullies. I don't care where they're from.
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    The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    What? Your head blames a trombone?

    BLM - ACAB
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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    ridiculous

    we have to be the first one to make our worthless and irrelevant point

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    ridiculous

    we have to be the first one to make our worthless and irrelevant point

    Might have been your motivation.

    I was just trying to make sure we properly pissed on a man's grave, myself.

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    King RiptorKing Riptor Registered User regular
    Now begins the 1000 year reign of Ryan Seacrest, tremble ye mortals and despair

    I suspect foul play. Only Seacrest could figure out how to kill Dick Clark before he regenerated.

    I have a podcast now. It's about video games and anime!Find it here.
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    wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    Best thing Michael Moore ever did was ambushing the Westboro Baptist Church fucktards with a busload of flaming gays. It was glorious.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    ROAD RUNNER IS MARRYING CAYOTE?

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

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    JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    can we please




    for the good of our country


    just not do anything to blade runner


    can that be the one thing we do not desecrate

    i'm begging all of us

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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Michael Moore is directing a Blade Runner reboot starring Ryan Seacrest?

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    dbrock270dbrock270 Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    What? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING, HE'S GONNA MAKE IT INTO A SUMMER BLOCKBUSTER HIT AND COMPLETELY SUCK OUT ITS SOUL.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

    MICHAEL MOORE IS SUING MICHAEL BAY FOR FIRST NAME INFRINGEMENT?!?!?!

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

    andy dick killed michael bay?

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    who was the guy who did the one where he ate at mcdonalds 90 times in one month

    Morgan Spurlock

    he keeps trying to make gimmicky documentaries, hasn't managed to strike gold twice though

    His next one is about Comic-con.

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Jasconius wrote: »
    who was the guy who did the one where he ate at mcdonalds 90 times in one month

    Morgan Spurlock

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    MysstMysst King Monkey of Hedonism IslandRegistered User regular
    who spurned cock?

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    who was the guy who did the one where he ate at mcdonalds 90 times in one month

    Morgan Spurlock

    he keeps trying to make gimmicky documentaries, hasn't managed to strike gold twice though

    His next one is about Comic-con.

    i've heard the comiccon one is actually really good

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    UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    they're remaking Total Recall

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

    andy dick killed michael bay?

    Andy Dick is running for President?

    VOTE ANDY DICK 2012

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    KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    KalTorak wrote: »
    Jasconius wrote: »
    who was the guy who did the one where he ate at mcdonalds 90 times in one month

    Morgan Spurlock

    he keeps trying to make gimmicky documentaries, hasn't managed to strike gold twice though

    His next one is about Comic-con.

    i've heard the comiccon one is actually really good

    That'd be nice.

    It had some pretty boss ME cosplay in the trailer.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    Mysst wrote: »
    who spurned cock?

    Lesbians. Final answer.

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    DaMoonRulzDaMoonRulz Mare ImbriumRegistered User regular
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

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    Death of RatsDeath of Rats Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

    andy dick killed michael bay?

    Andy Dick is running for President?

    VOTE ANDY DICK 2012

    John Lovetz is his running mate? DID THEY KISS AND MAKE UP?!

    No I don't.
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    Andy Dick Clark would make a great Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune 'Before and After'.

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    KrunkMcGrunkKrunkMcGrunk Registered User regular
    mcp wrote: »
    Goose! wrote: »
    Dick Clark was, as far as I know, a genuinely nice person who loved what he did.

    Well there was that whole incident in Bowling for Columbine that made him look a little uncaring, but he did get ambushed by Michael Moore so I can't say I blame him too much.

    Uhhh, you're thinking of the wrong guy, guy.

    Not sure if this is what he's referring to but:
    Clark was featured in the 2002 documentary film Bowling for Columbine. He was criticized for hiring poor, unwed mothers to work long hours in his chain of restaurants for little pay. The mother in particular works over 80 hours per week and is unable to make rent and gets evicted which results in her having her son stay at his uncle's house. At his uncle's house the boy finds a gun and brings it to school where he shoots another first grader. In the documentary footage featuring Clark, Michael Moore tries to approach him to inform him of the welfare policies that allow for these conditions, and questions him about the people he employs and the tax breaks he takes advantage of, in employing welfare recipients; Clark refuses to answer any of Moore's questions, shutting the car door and driving away.

    I'd tell Moore to piss off if he wanted to ask me questions too.

    Oh shit, really? Man, I completely forgot that part of the movie.

    My bad Goose, I thought you were talking about Heston.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Larlar wrote: »
    Harrier wrote: »
    This thread is like a game of Telephone, only dumber because everyone could just go back and read what was posted.

    THEY'RE REMAKING BLADE RUNNER?

    michael bay is directing a reboot of blade runner with the idea of turning it inot a trilogy?

    MICHAEL BAY IS DEAD?!

    andy dick killed michael bay?

    Andy Dick is running for President?

    VOTE ANDY DICK 2012

    ron paul is andy dick in disguise? get out

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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

    I was just going to post something along these lines.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

    I was just going to post something along these lines.

    You know what's a buzzkill at a party?

    Watching shit on TV for New Years

    Hell, I'll drop a ball for you. I'll drop two, right on your face. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

    diablo III - beardsnbeer#1508 Mechwarrior Online - Rusty Bock
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    LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

    I was just going to post something along these lines.

    You know what's a buzzkill at a party?

    Watching shit on TV for New Years

    Hell, I'll drop a ball for you. I'll drop two, right on your face. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

    What is it about balls on the face humor that always makes me actually "laugh out loud"?

    LTM on
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    Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

    I was just going to post something along these lines.

    You know what's a buzzkill at a party?

    Watching shit on TV for New Years

    Hell, I'll drop a ball for you. I'll drop two, right on your face. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

    Hey, when you have 2 small children and nobody to watch them watching the ball drop is fucking epic...if I can manage to stay up that late.

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    LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA mod
    DaMoonRulz wrote: »
    I know this is going to sound awful, but it got really hard to watch Dick Clark do the Rockin' New Years Eve. It looked like it just took so much out of him to do, and I'm sure he insisted and wasn't just tossed out there by the network execs, but it was kind of a buzzkill at a party.

    I was just going to post something along these lines.

    You know what's a buzzkill at a party?

    Watching shit on TV for New Years

    Hell, I'll drop a ball for you. I'll drop two, right on your face. HAPPY FUCKING NEW YEAR!

    Post of the Day Award.

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    Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    my life is complete now

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