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it's 2:34am and i'm making bacon

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    you know what's great

    make bacon

    save the grease

    next time you make eggs? grease the pan with some of that grease you saved

    you're welcome

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    yeah, usually I get sleepier after eating too, but it depends on what I am eating

    I don't think bacon and eggs will make me sleepy unfortunately, but now I've been put in the frame of mind where that's what I want to eat

    I wish that someway, somehow, that I could save every one of us
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey guys I moved today

    It was fucking exhausting but my place is pretty baller.

    Moving blows

    next time we move I am hiring movers

    I don't think I could've scheduled movers so quickly on account of the whole 'getting evicted' thing.

    I was tempted to just take a dump in the middle of the room as I left. Fuck that place, seriously.

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    MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    Yeah that would make it tough

    I'm just saying though

    fuck moving all by yourself

    especially with the amount of shit we have now

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey guys I moved today

    It was fucking exhausting but my place is pretty baller.

    Moving blows

    next time we move I am hiring movers

    I don't think I could've scheduled movers so quickly on account of the whole 'getting evicted' thing.

    I was tempted to just take a dump in the middle of the room as I left. Fuck that place, seriously.

    shit someplace hot and hidden

    stinks more and is harder to find

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    End wrote: »
    this thread is tempting me to have a late breakfast though
    or maybe it's more like a early pre-sleep breakfast

    But what about Second Breakfast?

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    Upper deck that shit

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    Hey guys I moved today

    It was fucking exhausting but my place is pretty baller.

    Moving blows

    next time we move I am hiring movers

    I don't think I could've scheduled movers so quickly on account of the whole 'getting evicted' thing.

    I was tempted to just take a dump in the middle of the room as I left. Fuck that place, seriously.

    shit someplace hot and hidden

    stinks more and is harder to find
    poop in the oven

    turn on the oven

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    EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Bucketman wrote: »
    End wrote: »
    this thread is tempting me to have a late breakfast though
    or maybe it's more like a early pre-sleep breakfast

    But what about Second Breakfast?

    do I look like a hobbit?

    I don't even usually eat breakfast at all

    End on
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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Upper deck that shit

    you want it to stink

    trust me

    i've helped ruin an apartment before

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    I Win SwordfightsI Win Swordfights all the traits of greatness starlight at my feetRegistered User regular
    why doesn't that surprise me

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    DarkPrimusDarkPrimus Registered User regular
    Mental note: Consult Buttlord regarding poop placement.

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    BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I'm moving out sometime in the next two months. I am so so pumped. I can't wait to take my first poo in my new apartment

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    When it comes to butts and butt accessories

    consult buttlord

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    Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I'm moving out sometime in the next two months. I am so so pumped. I can't wait to take my first poo in my new apartment

    no you're supposed to poo in the old place

    otherwise you just stink out where you live

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    why doesn't that surprise me

    look you hang out with idiot punkers

    you do idiot things with them

    sometimes you gotta get back at the people kicking your buddy out

    so the two of yu shit in weird places

    upper deckers are fine and dandy

    i'm just a bigger fan of pooping somewhere secluded and warm

    or at least pooping and then moving the poop to a place like that

    it stinks worse and is harder to find

    Buttlord on
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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    edited April 2012
    Veretas wrote: »
    When it comes to butts and butt accessories

    consult buttlord

    the hank hill of butts

    Buttlord on
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    LabelLabel Registered User regular
    i like bacon. not crazy about it, but it's good sometimes.

    but i fucking HATE stupid internet memes.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    Label wrote: »
    i like bacon. not crazy about it, but it's good sometimes.

    but i fucking HATE stupid internet memes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk

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    #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    I like a little bacon now and then.

    Crispy plz

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    ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    I ate a can of Tactical Bacon.

    It was alright.

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    OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    i slept from 7 till now, and i can't go back to sleep

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    Label wrote: »
    i like bacon. not crazy about it, but it's good sometimes.

    but i fucking HATE stupid internet memes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NuONuafxwk

    the get out frog is the only acceptable meme

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Dur dur bacon blah blah

    We know bacon is awesome aduh

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    KarlKarl Registered User regular
    I've never had turkey bacon. This is a thing I would try.

    Yesterday at a mates house, we made burgers. Substituted the bacon with a small gammon steak. Food coma hit me like a freight train.

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    MugginsMuggins Registered User regular
    I can never sleep the first night at a new place.

    Reading Berserk to pass the time.

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    TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    Veretas do you need me?

    I can come and snuggle you and make it better.

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Veretas wrote: »
    I can never sleep the first night at a new place.

    Reading Berserk to pass the time.

    This is a terrible thing to go read if you want to go to sleep

    other than that though berserk is pretty dang great

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Grey Ghost wrote: »

    fuck you I was gonna do this

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    ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    I'm actually contemplating reading either getter robo or mazinger z or that God awful wolf guy

    probably wolf guy since I have it handy

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    VALVEjunkieVALVEjunkie Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Veretas wrote: »
    I can never sleep the first night at a new place.

    Reading Berserk to pass the time.

    This is a terrible thing to go read if you want to go to sleep

    other than that though berserk is pretty dang great

    I have had some

    interesting

    Berserk dreams(Griffith will visit you in the night you cannot stop him)

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