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Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.
So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.
Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.
So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.
Must be nice. I'm trying to keep our costs at a max of 15K but the more look the closer it wants to come to 20K.
Relax douchefag, I'm kidding. Jewish weddings weren't any better or worse than anyone else.
The best were Irish weddings. Those people know how to enjoy their festivities...
Chinese weddings were always interesting but really long with the tea ceremonies and the bride changing outfits 7 times and stuff... I got paid by the hour though, so I didn't mind.
Actually the best was anyone who let us sit down and eat dinner with the guests. The worst were the tightwads that shoved us in a side room with the band and fed us cold ham sandwiches and shit... Or the people that refused to feed us at all (keep in mind you're spending 8-12 hours with these people) so I had to tell them "fine, we're all taking a break and running to McDonalds, so don't do anything that you want photographed while we're gone, fuckasses".
I'm pretty sure she went to the hospital with abdomen pain and they were like "shit" so they got a couple dudes and they sent them off to explore that uncharted territory and they had a helpful native american guide and then lo and behold, they discovered a baby.
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Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.
So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.
Weaver, is her uncle's name Matt?
This is very important.
Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.
So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.
Must be nice. I'm trying to keep our costs at a max of 15K but the more look the closer it wants to come to 20K.
My original budget was 5k. (I was the only one who thought this was possible.)
When all was said and done, the wedding, reception, and ceremony ended up costing closer to 30k.
Seriously, if you want ANY advice from someone who just went through all this hell, it's that you should take a day off of work, go down to the courthouse, and elope.
man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?
She weighed 500 lbs!
She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"
how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?
Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.
A 500 lb woman jogging?
Is it really all that more improbable than a 500 lb woman fucking?
Listen there are guys out there that will fuck anything. Anything. Plus it's not like the broad has to move around a lot so she wouldn't find it too strenuous.
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I have only been to my uncle's wedding, and that was kind of awkward because in one corner you had all these old, bitter, drunk italians and in the other were a bunch of old, bitter, drunk venezuelans.
Also look at all the service being providing at no charge to us. The chapel for a full day, which also has the reception hall, and this price includes all the tables, chairs, dishes, etc. is a little over a grand. I have to rent a tux, we already have our rings, we should be good.
I'm pretty sure she went to the hospital with abdomen pain and they were like "shit" so they got a couple dudes and they sent them off to explore that uncharted territory and they had a helpful native american guide and then lo and behold, they discovered a baby.
They actually conscripted thousands of Chinese immigrants to lay track to her interior so that they could move their steam-powered excavation and mining equipment in.
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She weighed 500 lbs!
She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"
how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?
So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.
Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.
Why didn't you ask me?
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Must be nice. I'm trying to keep our costs at a max of 15K but the more look the closer it wants to come to 20K.
So can Cal, I think.
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The best were Irish weddings. Those people know how to enjoy their festivities...
Chinese weddings were always interesting but really long with the tea ceremonies and the bride changing outfits 7 times and stuff... I got paid by the hour though, so I didn't mind.
Actually the best was anyone who let us sit down and eat dinner with the guests. The worst were the tightwads that shoved us in a side room with the band and fed us cold ham sandwiches and shit... Or the people that refused to feed us at all (keep in mind you're spending 8-12 hours with these people) so I had to tell them "fine, we're all taking a break and running to McDonalds, so don't do anything that you want photographed while we're gone, fuckasses".
A 500 lb woman jogging?
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Dude.
Never mind.
I can't even contruct anything coherent in that hypothetical a scenario.
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I'm pretty sure she went to the hospital with abdomen pain and they were like "shit" so they got a couple dudes and they sent them off to explore that uncharted territory and they had a helpful native american guide and then lo and behold, they discovered a baby.
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Weaver, is her uncle's name Matt?
This is very important.
Does he explore Outer Space?
and then we can pretend like that blender wasn't some bullshit
My original budget was 5k. (I was the only one who thought this was possible.)
When all was said and done, the wedding, reception, and ceremony ended up costing closer to 30k.
Seriously, if you want ANY advice from someone who just went through all this hell, it's that you should take a day off of work, go down to the courthouse, and elope.
Listen there are guys out there that will fuck anything. Anything. Plus it's not like the broad has to move around a lot so she wouldn't find it too strenuous.
I am sad that you are not marrying a Fraggle.
^5
I'm having a real wedding this time.
Also look at all the service being providing at no charge to us. The chapel for a full day, which also has the reception hall, and this price includes all the tables, chairs, dishes, etc. is a little over a grand. I have to rent a tux, we already have our rings, we should be good.
They actually conscripted thousands of Chinese immigrants to lay track to her interior so that they could move their steam-powered excavation and mining equipment in.
I'm just not sure that I want to live with one ever again.
Man.
Talk about complete fucking torture.
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My sister's wedding set my dad back about $30k.
The good news is his father put a downpayment on their house for about that amount (he had 2 boys, lucky.. they both got married the same year too..)
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