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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Also the pastor performing the wedding will be free. And our catering.

    Weaver on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    every wedding i've ever attended ended in divorce with the sort of exception being my parents' wedding

    mrpaku on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I uh, wasn't really dj-ing weddings to hook up with women.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    You attended your parents' wedding?

    h5

    naporeon on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Also the pastor performing the wedding will be free. And our catering.

    Are you going to be serving day old crabcakes? :lol:

    Druhim on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    You attended your parents' wedding?

    h5

    h5

    i was sort of the reason they had to get married

    crazy-ass catholics

    mrpaku on
  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?

    She weighed 500 lbs!

    She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"

    how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?

    babyeatingjesus on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.

    So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.

    Weaver on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    Fucking top notch Weaver.

    Druhim on
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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?

    She weighed 500 lbs!

    She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"

    how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?

    Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.

    lostwords on
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Dude, I can perform weddings.

    Why didn't you ask me?

    naporeon on
  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Damn I want to be a Philanthropist Adventurer.

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I didn't know

    Weaver on
  • WeretacoWeretaco Cubicle Gangster Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.

    So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.


    Must be nice. I'm trying to keep our costs at a max of 15K but the more look the closer it wants to come to 20K.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Well, I can.

    So can Cal, I think.

    :o

    naporeon on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I think our max cost including honeymoon is going to end up being something like $3000 tops. We're even doing our own invitations and they are nice.

    Weaver on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Relax douchefag, I'm kidding. Jewish weddings weren't any better or worse than anyone else.

    The best were Irish weddings. Those people know how to enjoy their festivities...

    Chinese weddings were always interesting but really long with the tea ceremonies and the bride changing outfits 7 times and stuff... I got paid by the hour though, so I didn't mind.

    Actually the best was anyone who let us sit down and eat dinner with the guests. The worst were the tightwads that shoved us in a side room with the band and fed us cold ham sandwiches and shit... Or the people that refused to feed us at all (keep in mind you're spending 8-12 hours with these people) so I had to tell them "fine, we're all taking a break and running to McDonalds, so don't do anything that you want photographed while we're gone, fuckasses".

    jwalk on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?

    She weighed 500 lbs!

    She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"

    how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?

    Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.

    A 500 lb woman jogging?

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    lostwords wrote: »
    man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?

    She weighed 500 lbs!

    She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"

    how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?

    Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.

    A 500 lb woman jogging?
    Is it really all that more improbable than a 500 lb woman fucking?

    naporeon on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    if i ever have a wedding it will be so irish

    mrpaku on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    If I ever have a wedding....

    Dude.

    Never mind.

    I can't even contruct anything coherent in that hypothetical a scenario.

    naporeon on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    re: 500 lb pregnant lady.

    I'm pretty sure she went to the hospital with abdomen pain and they were like "shit" so they got a couple dudes and they sent them off to explore that uncharted territory and they had a helpful native american guide and then lo and behold, they discovered a baby.

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  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.

    So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.

    Weaver, is her uncle's name Matt?
    This is very important.

    Does he explore Outer Space?

    Lord Dave on
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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    grandpa this day would be even more special if you had like four more jello shots in you

    and then we can pretend like that blender wasn't some bullshit

    mrpaku on
  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Shirpaaaaaaaa.

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Nope

    Weaver on
  • GABBO GABBO GABBOGABBO GABBO GABBO Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weretaco wrote: »
    Weaver wrote: »
    Let's see, this guy Rachel has known sine she was a little kid DJs and he's DJing as his wedding present to us, the pastor will be from the Fire District that she works for, her philantropist adventurer uncle will be doing the photography(I've seen his work he is good) and her step-dad's brother will be doing the catering, and I've had Christmas at his place that man can cook.

    So we are basically just paying for the chapel, some decorations, her mom bought her dress, and then honeymoon tickets.


    Must be nice. I'm trying to keep our costs at a max of 15K but the more look the closer it wants to come to 20K.

    My original budget was 5k. (I was the only one who thought this was possible.)
    When all was said and done, the wedding, reception, and ceremony ended up costing closer to 30k.

    Seriously, if you want ANY advice from someone who just went through all this hell, it's that you should take a day off of work, go down to the courthouse, and elope.

    GABBO GABBO GABBO on
  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    lostwords wrote: »
    man did you guys hear about this woman in the south had a baby and didn't know she was pregnant?

    She weighed 500 lbs!

    She was like "ooh my stomach hurts... what's that crying sound?"

    how the fuck does a 500 lb woman get pregnant?

    Didn't it fall into one of her sweatpant legs too? Like she was just jogging, then whoops, its sliding down your leg and stuck in your pants.

    A 500 lb woman jogging?
    Is it really all that more improbable than a 500 lb woman fucking?

    Listen there are guys out there that will fuck anything. Anything. Plus it's not like the broad has to move around a lot so she wouldn't find it too strenuous.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Nope

    I am sad that you are not marrying a Fraggle.

    Lord Dave on
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  • Mister LongbaughMister Longbaugh Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I have only been to my uncle's wedding, and that was kind of awkward because in one corner you had all these old, bitter, drunk italians and in the other were a bunch of old, bitter, drunk venezuelans.

    Mister Longbaugh on
  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    If I ever have a wedding....

    Dude.

    Never mind.

    I can't even contruct anything coherent in that hypothetical a scenario.

    ^5

    Druhim on
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  • ElectricBoogalooElectricBoogaloo Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I am dreading having to come up with funds for a wedding.

    ElectricBoogaloo on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Manifest I did that for my first wedding.

    I'm having a real wedding this time.

    Also look at all the service being providing at no charge to us. The chapel for a full day, which also has the reception hall, and this price includes all the tables, chairs, dishes, etc. is a little over a grand. I have to rent a tux, we already have our rings, we should be good.

    Weaver on
  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Jordyn wrote: »
    re: 500 lb pregnant lady.

    I'm pretty sure she went to the hospital with abdomen pain and they were like "shit" so they got a couple dudes and they sent them off to explore that uncharted territory and they had a helpful native american guide and then lo and behold, they discovered a baby.

    They actually conscripted thousands of Chinese immigrants to lay track to her interior so that they could move their steam-powered excavation and mining equipment in.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Druhim wrote: »
    naporeon wrote: »
    If I ever have a wedding....

    Dude.

    Never mind.

    I can't even contruct anything coherent in that hypothetical a scenario.

    ^5
    Yeah, I love women.

    I'm just not sure that I want to live with one ever again.

    Man.

    Talk about complete fucking torture.

    naporeon on
  • jwalkjwalk Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Bride's family pays for that hahah.

    My sister's wedding set my dad back about $30k.

    The good news is his father put a downpayment on their house for about that amount (he had 2 boys, lucky.. they both got married the same year too..)

    jwalk on
  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    They should have used the spider machine from Wild Wild West

    Weaver on
  • DislexicDislexic Creepy Uncle Bad Touch Your local playgroundRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    Weaver wrote: »
    Ok

    Don't worry I won't make you touch any kids at the wedding

    Can I come? No reason...in particular...

    Dislexic on
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  • WeaverWeaver Breakfast Witch Hashus BrowniusRegistered User regular
    edited March 2007
    I thought you were dead

    Weaver on
  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited March 2007
    naporeon wrote: »
    Yeah, I love women.

    I'm just not sure that I want to live with one ever again.

    Man.

    Talk about complete fucking torture.

    my scars

    let me show you them

    mrpaku on
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