Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++
The new forums will be named Coin Return (based on the most recent vote)! You can check on the status and timeline of the transition to the new forums here.
The Guiding Principles and New Rules document is now in effect.

If given the option, would you become a vampire?

1…5681011…29

Posts

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    also i was young so i mean that's basically like being immortal

    But young people create fantastic creative works all the time

    ??

    i thought i was making a noticeably hackneyed joke but here we are

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    i hate dogs

    dogs are so fucking stupid

    hey girl fuck you girl

    don't you talk shit on dogs

    my dog owns

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    let me know when cats can contemplate heavens and hells and gods and devils and spirits and souls

    if they can, then no, i don't want to be a cat

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    Dags and kahts are both great

    Boom convo over

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    i like animals they're pretty fun

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    dogs rule because everything taht happens is the best thing ever

    HOLY SHIT THE GUY THAT FEEDS ME CAME BACK

    HOLY SHIT HE FED ME

    HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THIS I HAVE A BED

    HOLY SHIT LINT

  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Viscount Islands wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    also i was young so i mean that's basically like being immortal

    But young people create fantastic creative works all the time

    ??

    i thought i was making a noticeably hackneyed joke but here we are

    Oh...

    I want to do with you
    What spring does with the cherry trees.
  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Moriveth wrote: »
    One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

    what if you move

    does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

    or does he have to be re-invited

    and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

    also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

    if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

    The Dresden Files had a good explaination for this. Basically if you've lived somewhere for a long time and have built a life and have memories and all that jazz, the positive energy builds a sort of shield around it. Any and all magical stuff, including wizard, fairies, and vampires, have to be invited in as a guest or they lose a huge chunk of their power while inside that bubble

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    my first comment was serious but then i realized i didn't want to talk about mortality at all at 3am while i'm already depressed so i immediately hit reverse

    anyway i like the show buffy the vampire slayer i think i could get down with being a vampire slayer

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    every so often i remember that i'm mortal

    and then i'm like PFFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT

    and i dig out my skateboard and go do dumb things and swing on some swings and pee on a tree

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Moriveth wrote: »
    One thing that makes me wonder about the concept of vampires requiring to be invited in is like

    what if you move

    does that vampire get a free pass into wherever you move to

    or does he have to be re-invited

    and if it's not attached to whoever's living there, then could they go into a house if they've been invited to it once

    also I rent this apartment, so I don't own it

    if it's based on ownership then wouldn't I have to get the company that owns this apartment complex to allow the vampire in?

    The Dresden Files had a good explaination for this. Basically if you've lived somewhere for a long time and have built a life and have memories and all that jazz, the positive energy builds a sort of shield around it. Any and all magical stuff, including wizard, fairies, and vampires, have to be invited in as a guest or they lose a huge chunk of their power while inside that bubble

    renting, on the other hand, does not build up this barrier as quickly because there's much less attachment to it

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Now I am googling about transgender animals.

    Thanks...vampire thread.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    every so often i remember that i'm mortal

    and then i'm like PFFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT

    and i dig out my skateboard and go do dumb things and swing on some swings and pee on a tree

    you do that all while on the skateboard? or during breaks

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    Antimatter wrote: »
    let me know when cats can contemplate heavens and hells and gods and devils and spirits and souls

    if they can, then no, i don't want to be a cat
    Cats will never invent Diablo.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Volunteering at a vet's office ruined any chance of me thinking dogs and cats have it easy.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    every so often i remember that i'm mortal

    and then i'm like PFFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT

    and i dig out my skateboard and go do dumb things and swing on some swings and pee on a tree

    you do that all while on the skateboard? or during breaks

    i do the dumb things on a skateboard and then the other things later

    one time though i tried to stand on a swing and swing and jump off and land on the skateboard and uh

    that was a bad idea

    really bad

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    really the only thing that separates us from animals is skyscrapers

    they've figured out food and shelter and language and stuff

    but not big, fuck-off skyscrapers

    fuck you animale kingdom

    look at the empire state building and weep

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    dogs just

    they trust you, man

    they love you more than they love themselves

    wY6K6Jb.gif
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    satansfingers wrote: »
    really the only thing that separates us from animals is skyscrapers

    they've figured out food and shelter and language and stuff

    but not big, fuck-off skyscrapers

    fuck you animale kingdom

    look at the empire state building and weep
    Yo, we're part of the Animal Kingdom.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • MatevMatev Cero Miedo Registered User regular
    -Become a Vampire
    -Invest pennies in the bank/stock market
    -Wait X number of years
    -????
    -PROFIT

    Or if I can get just straight immortality/youth, that works too.

    "Go down, kick ass, and set yourselves up as gods, that's our Prime Directive!"
    Hail Hydra
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    the dog that lives in the family's backyard that i suppose belongs to my father is such a stupid dog

    he barks at everything that goes by the house, can't recognize the sounds of our vehicles or our scents as we walk by, and he bristles up and barks at my brother if they're both around my dad because the dog loves father more than anything else

    he has been trained to sit and fetch but he won't

    dad got the stupid dog as a puppy for a case of beer

    the other guy got the better deal

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    I think if/when we hit the point that we can upload ourselves into a computer or robot or collective consciousness that I will do it. Not right away. I'll wait until my body starts to wither and I become a burden on those around me. I don't think I'd be able to stand not being able to do things, and being a robot is a great alternative.

    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    oh also space travel

    we've got that on those animal fuckers

    except for that russian dog

    satansfingers on
  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    My parents' dog is adorable.

    She talks in her sleep.

    YL9WnCY.png
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    no no he recognizes you

    he's just barking because

    HEY

    HEY

    IT'S THE DOG

    COME ON IT'S THE DOG COME ON PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING HUH HUH WHATCHA DOIN MAN

    i've had my dog for thirteen years. she spends every day hanging out with me doing sweet fuck-all. she still barks when i pull into the driveway because she's my dog and she's like HEY BUTTLORD ABOUT FUCKIN TIME MAN I MISSED YOU

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I think if/when we hit the point that we can upload ourselves into a computer or robot or collective consciousness that I will do it. Not right away. I'll wait until my body starts to wither and I become a burden on those around me. I don't think I'd be able to stand not being able to do things, and being a robot is a great alternative.

    one hand is a blender

    one hand is a chainsaw

    my penis is a missile launcher

  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    satansfingers wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    every so often i remember that i'm mortal

    and then i'm like PFFFFFT FUCK THAT SHIT

    and i dig out my skateboard and go do dumb things and swing on some swings and pee on a tree

    you do that all while on the skateboard? or during breaks

    i do the dumb things on a skateboard and then the other things later

    one time though i tried to stand on a swing and swing and jump off and land on the skateboard and uh

    that was a bad idea

    really bad

    That's So Buttlord!

    sig.png
  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    no, it's the exact same aggressive bark as he gives to dogs that walk by our house or other strangers

    the dog is an idiot

  • StericaSterica Yes Registered User, Moderator mod
    If given the option, would you let your dog became a vampire?

    YL9WnCY.png
  • MarshmallowMarshmallow Registered User regular
    Veterinary volunteer pros: Adorable animals
    Veterinary volunteer cons: Adorable animals die

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Antimatter wrote: »
    no, it's the exact same aggressive bark as he gives to dogs that walk by our house or other strangers

    the dog is an idiot

    my dog has the same bark for HEY LOOK A DOG and HEY BUTTLORD'S HOME

    don't mean shit

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I think if/when we hit the point that we can upload ourselves into a computer or robot or collective consciousness that I will do it. Not right away. I'll wait until my body starts to wither and I become a burden on those around me. I don't think I'd be able to stand not being able to do things, and being a robot is a great alternative.

    one hand is a blender

    one hand is a chainsaw

    my penis is a missile launcher

    http://video.adultswim.com/sealab-2021/pod-seven-is-flooding.html

    Bucketman on
    Hey Satan! My Amazon Wishlist! Wish Post! Thanks Satan!
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Bucketman wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Bucketman wrote: »
    I think if/when we hit the point that we can upload ourselves into a computer or robot or collective consciousness that I will do it. Not right away. I'll wait until my body starts to wither and I become a burden on those around me. I don't think I'd be able to stand not being able to do things, and being a robot is a great alternative.

    one hand is a blender

    one hand is a chainsaw

    my penis is a missile launcher

    http://video.adultswim.com/sealab-2021/robot-bodies-for-everybody.html

    you're not the boss of tiger bot hesh

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    Rorus Raz wrote: »
    If given the option, would you let your dog became a vampire?

    in the past i've always tended to let dogs bite me, so this decision is pretty intertwined with my own personal decision

  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    Laika is a good name for a dog

    l8e1peic77w3.jpg

  • Indie WinterIndie Winter die Krähe Rudi Hurzlmeier (German, b. 1952)Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    no no he recognizes you

    he's just barking because

    HEY

    HEY

    IT'S THE DOG

    COME ON IT'S THE DOG COME ON PAY ATTENTION TO ME WHAT ARE YOU DOING HUH HUH WHATCHA DOIN MAN

    i've had my dog for thirteen years. she spends every day hanging out with me doing sweet fuck-all. she still barks when i pull into the driveway because she's my dog and she's like HEY BUTTLORD ABOUT FUCKIN TIME MAN I MISSED YOU

    my family's got three dogs

    and every time I come back from work it's like HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY CRAP IT'S INDIE FUCK I LOVE YOU INDIE PET ME PET ME I FUCKING LOVE YOU HOLY GOD

    wY6K6Jb.gif
  • unintentionalunintentional smelly Registered User regular
    Ubik wrote: »
    Laika is a good name for a dog

    i don't think i could name a dog that and not be sad all the time

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    god

    i haven't had a good dog in years

    both of my childhood dogs died years ago and i dont want another one because they wouldnt be as good

    meanwhile cats are always great

  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    my golden retriever died last year and she is similarly unsurpassable, but i try not to hold that against other dogs

  • Mr FuzzbuttMr Fuzzbutt Registered User regular
    if the dogs really loved me they'd shut the fuck up once in a while

    broken image link
Sign In or Register to comment.
Penny Arcade Forums› Social Entropy++