I still have a soft spot for nineties Hercules spinoff Xena: Warrior Princess. But I think Exquisite Films believe a soft spot is just not enough. So they’re making a porn parody, Xena Warrior Princess XXX.
Directed by Jordan Septo, they seem to have paid as much attention to period detail and avoiding anachnorisms as the original series. Which means very little. Still they bring more to the roles than the average cosplayer. And go a lot further as well.
The movie stars Phoenix Marie as Xena, the movie includes Gabrielle (Lexi Belle), Autocyclus (Tommy Pistol), Hercules (Rocco Reed), Ares (Tommy Gunn), Aphrodite (Nicole Aniston), Draco (Lee Stone), Cupid (Seth Gamble), Alti (Juelz Ventura), Jessica (Randi Wright), and Topaz (Chanel Preston).
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hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shit
I laughed way too hard at this.
I can still remember this one night where I was wearing them and my mom's then boyfriend told me I was "cruisin' for a bruisin'"
Oh hey, Above and beyond. Loved that show, was pretty ticked off when it got cancelled.
Tall-Paul MIPsDroid
http://www.cavernsofblood.com/cobtips.html
(vomit with "monolithic chunks"? who wrote this thing)
damnit, i was just about to post this
so instead
That's why I always thought it was out of place when she's in movies hitting on guys way out of her league like Channing Tatum or whatever.
veal is pretty good
YOU CAN'T PARK THERE, THERE ARE BIG SIGNS
And her being completely over-shadowed by the significantly hotter Jennie Garth.
cue anecdote about GG's girlfriend for the seventh time
This show right here.
This show right here.
The effects were laughably bad.
I wanted to like it so much, but it was just ridiculous looking.
However, Visser Three in that show had one line that I still quote to this day.
It was in regards to another controller who bargained with his host, leaving his daughter alone in exchange for his cooperation.
I remember Visser Three grabbing the guy by his head and growling "We are Yeerks! Not used car salesmen!"
seriously, I can't believe they didn't go with XXXena: Boner Princess
I was so fucking psyched when I saw the ads for it, and then
and then
and
this and catdog made me stop wrashing nick. hell i given up on kid shows until i found out about toonami.
He was a-ok.