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  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    I actually wanted to type that but I could not remember that assholes name for the life of me.

    thanks

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    And now everyone knows.

  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    You can't have Jameson in a movie anymore and not cast J.K. Simmons

    it should be illegal

    "Director Mark Webb was arrested earlier today under allegations that he attempted to cast someone other than J.K. Simmons in the role of J. Jonah Jameson. His attorney did not provide any comment at this time."

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    "His sentence may be lessened by the casting of Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and his last name."

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    what I'm saying is your problem with Marvel is less Marvel's fault than it is yours

    yeah that's fine

    i never said it was because their shit sucked

    also my problem w/ daredevil is that my intro to daredevil (besides the miller/JRJR man without fear mini which was titillating to a young buttlord) was the last run

    and it's just such a huge switch in tone that it feels weird and i just can't get into it

    this is actually very deliberate on waid's part

    daredevil has been this serious noir dead-girlfriend crime drama for a very long time, since frank miller almost, and waid decided that's long enough and it needs a lighter tone

    hopefully the shift in tone makes more sense in context? a lot of the serious stuff is extremely good, and if that's what like there's heaps of it you could read instead

    no i mean i get the reasons for the shift

    and i don't have anything against it conceptually

    it's just that, y'know, it's the polar opposite of the daredevil that i started reading

    it's weird

    people like it and that's cool because it really isn't a bad book

    just not for me right now

  • GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Antimatter wrote: »
    "His sentence may be lessened by the casting of Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, and his last name."

    "Next up on The Onion News Network..."

    Gatsby on
  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It really is a totally clever and obvious idea

    Peter accidently creates a new teen hero via a lab accident and becomes his mentor out of responsibility?

    Fuck how had no one done that before

    ok yeah this will actually get me to pick up ASM again
    Antimatter wrote: »
    uuuuuuuuuuuuugh that invincible page

    every day i wake up and check the internet to see if kirkman's been killed by a bear

    every day i wake up and cry

  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    ASM is one of the best superhero books out there right now

    Slott is a boss love em

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    ASM has been pretty rock solid for a while, even before Big Time, but has been consistently wonderful for, what, a year or two now?

    Slott's doing a great job of balancing modernized plots and characters with classic Spidey soap opera dynamics and a fun, upbeat attitude.

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  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    i'm not a super huge fan of slott

    and then i have Issues and jumping back on a book i've already dropped makes my brain hurt

    but i'll make an exception

  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    It really is a totally clever and obvious idea

    Peter accidently creates a new teen hero via a lab accident and becomes his mentor out of responsibility?

    Fuck how had no one done that before

    ok yeah this will actually get me to pick up ASM again
    Antimatter wrote: »
    uuuuuuuuuuuuugh that invincible page

    every day i wake up and check the internet to see if kirkman's been killed by a bear

    every day i wake up and cry

    Man I like Invincible, and Guardians of the Globe (which he doesn't write I think but its a spin off), and I love me some walking dead. Not saying that as a writer he doesn't have issues but I think your being unjustly harsh

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Kirkman is pretty bad

    I mean he is good at world building and has some neat ideas

    but he is horrid with dialogue and goes for lame shock reveals and violence at a moments notice

    I am really liking Thief of Thieves though, but that can be explained by Nick Spencer supposedly scripting the whole thing off Kirkman plot outlines

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    Invincible had some good moments before I got tired of unnecessary gore and the Walking Dead was unable to produce a single character more sympathetic than the zombies before it lost my interest.

  • BlankZoeBlankZoe Registered User regular
    Kirkman has written some things I really enjoy though

    the first arc of Invincible

    his Marvel Team-Up run

    Irredeemable Ant-Man

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  • BucketmanBucketman Call me SkraggRegistered User regular
    Once again I guess I'm just easy to please. Oh well. I like whats I like.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    kirkman has horrible problems with plotting and dialog

    but his ideas are sound

    if he would step back and do a kinda overseer thing, kinda like bru on invincible iron fist, that'd be alright

    but his books are utter shit with one exception

    the man is a savant when it comes to father/son scenes

    "i'd still have you, dad" is the single best moment in invincible

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »

    I am really liking Thief of Thieves though, but that can be explained by Nick Spencer supposedly scripting the whole thing off Kirkman plot outlines

    this is exactly the thing i was thinking of

    because he has really great loose ideas

    "teen superhero grows up in his dad's shadow, dad is really a conqueror" etc

    radical. awesome. wanna read that book.

    but he somehow manages to ruin some really great ideas with his bad dialog and shitty plotting beyond the loose ideas and his inability to figure out why the violence was such a big deal early on so he just keeps ramping it up until mark literally headbutts a dude until his skull caves in

  • SolarSolar Registered User regular
    Buttlord wrote: »
    kirkman has horrible problems with plotting and dialog

    but his ideas are sound

    if he would step back and do a kinda overseer thing, kinda like bru on invincible iron fist, that'd be alright

    but his books are utter shit with one exception

    the man is a savant when it comes to father/son scenes

    "i'd still have you, dad" is the single best moment in invincible

    Your drunk "fuck Robert Kirkman" posts were hilarious

    anyway, I am really looking forward to seeing what Slott does with a Spider sidekick

    I like Slott's Spidey a lot!

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    So Capone from AICN gave ASM a glowingly positive review.

    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    Blankzilla wrote: »
    Kirkman has written some things I really enjoy though

    the first arc of Invincible

    his Marvel Team-Up run

    Irredeemable Ant-Man

    kirkman is good at starting things.

  • wirehead26wirehead26 Registered User regular
    edited June 2012
    I haven't read any Invincible post Viltrumite War which was volume 14. Volume 16 comes out soon so I need to catch up on it again. Might as well see the series to the 100th issue.

    wirehead26 on
    I'M NOT FINISHED WITH YOU!!!
  • Vann DirasVann Diras Registered User regular
    Yeah despite its failings invincible is still a book I can easily reccomend people read until they decide they're tired of it

    Because it really does start out really great, and then is even pretty good for awhile before finally getting dumb

  • AntimatterAntimatter Devo Was Right Gates of SteelRegistered User regular
    edited June 2012
    Lookin back on it

    I wish I only read the first invincible hardcover instead of the five that were out

    Antimatter on
  • LarsLars Registered User regular
    I still like Slott but agree with Anti that...
    Killing Kingsley was dumb.

    I can accept Phil turning evil slightly better (especially since they'd sort of planned to do it once before shortly after the Clone Saga, and apparently good things have been done with it now), but I'm still really annoyed he took over the identity of the Hobgoblin since Kingsley had finally asserted that the Hobgoblin identity was his and his alone only for Marvel to only use him in a single story (aside from Spider-Girl) and then have him killed off like a punk.

    I really enjoyed the original Hobgoblin mystery up until the Ned Leeds reveal and all the stuff with the gang war and the Rose and what not (of course that's when Macendale took over and he wasn't a very good goblin). Then I really liked when they finally had Hobgoblin Lives come out and explain the original mystery.

    Also I'm pretty sure Phil Urich did not have powers when he wasn't wearing his Green Goblin outfit, whereas Roderick did have super strength and everything because he had taken a refined version of the goblin serum, so that whole thing annoys me.

    But apparently, according to Slott himself, "nobody gave a crap about the fashion designer

  • SkulloSkullo Registered User regular
    I think one of my saddest comic moments was getting somewhere into the latest trade of Invincible and just being like "...why do I still buy this?".

    And that just sucks, because I used to love Invincible. The first few trades of it are some of the best comics I've ever read, and Ottley is an awesome artist (Walker wasn't bad but Ottley killed it). It was so cool to be in on the beginning of something and watch these characters grow and see the art develop and it was SO COOL, but I just can't do it anymore.

    I also get uspet that I'm not excited by Hellboy. I used to rush out and pick those trades up. The wait between them sucked so hard.

    But now that Mignola doesn't draw them they just don't grab me. I mean, the last trade had moments that should have been rad as hell, and instead I just sort of shrugged and finished it.

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Solar wrote: »
    Buttlord wrote: »
    kirkman has horrible problems with plotting and dialog

    but his ideas are sound

    if he would step back and do a kinda overseer thing, kinda like bru on invincible iron fist, that'd be alright

    but his books are utter shit with one exception

    the man is a savant when it comes to father/son scenes

    "i'd still have you, dad" is the single best moment in invincible

    Your drunk "fuck Robert Kirkman" posts were hilarious

    anyway, I am really looking forward to seeing what Slott does with a Spider sidekick

    I like Slott's Spidey a lot!

    my drunk posts about kirkman are approximately the same as my not-drunk ones

    just more typos

  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    Can we talk about other movies here? Perhaps reboots?

    Ryan Reynolds to play Connor MacLeod in Highlander reboot.

    What is this I don't even

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • Munkus BeaverMunkus Beaver You don't have to attend every argument you are invited to. Philosophy: Stoicism. Politics: Democratic SocialistRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    Ryan Reynolds is awesome though.

    Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but dies in the process.
  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    I have no truck with Ryan Reynolds. It's just a confounding sentence. Never in my life would I have expected to type or say those words.

    Van Wilder is the goddamn Highlander.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
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  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    to be fair, Highlander's awesomeness has little if anything to do with Christopher Lambert's acting.

  • XehalusXehalus Registered User regular
    if Reynolds is reimagining his Hannibal King role in Blade 3 with Highlander

    sold

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    Van Wilder is the goddamn Highlander.

    i'd watch this

    just reshoot van wilder and insert sword fights with that guy who does the voice for mr krabbs

  • TrippyJingTrippyJing Moses supposes his toeses are roses. But Moses supposes erroneously.Registered User regular
    Obviously he tried life as a college student for a time.

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  • LuvTheMonkeyLuvTheMonkey High Sierra Serenade Registered User regular
    The difficulty here, I think, is replacing Clancy Brown as Kurgan. Who the hell is going to fill that role?

    Of course, if the soundtrack has anything not Queen in it I'm out.

    Molten variables hiss and roar. On my mind-forge, I hammer them into the greatsword Epistemology. Many are my foes this night.
    STEAM | GW2: Thalys
  • UnbrokenEvaUnbrokenEva HIGH ON THE WIRE BUT I WON'T TRIP ITRegistered User regular
    If they wanted to go really crazy they could cast a spanish actor as Ramirez instead of a scottish one. Banderas, perhaps?

  • DJ EebsDJ Eebs Moderator, Administrator admin
    I hate ryan reynolds and his dumb weasel face

  • MaximumMaximum Registered User regular
    Van Wilder is the goddamn Highlander

    Jake Wyler is the goddamn Captain America

  • ButtlordButtlord Fornicus Lord of Bondage and PainRegistered User regular
    sometimes i remember that mr krabbs is literally the kurgan and my mind shatters

  • BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    I hate ryan reynolds and his dumb weasel face

    and his glistening, washboard abs

  • nightmarennynightmarenny Registered User regular
    Reynolds is great but it seems like any movie he's in turns to crap.

    Not even his fault. He was easily the best(well maybe second after the first five minutes) in Origins despite being handed some pretty terrible lines.

    It just happens.

    The deadpool movie would have broken that rule so of course it can never occur.

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